Esme Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 (edited) hw do u becum an adult is ther liek sum anchent richooal unvolvled plz tell b/c I will give u my lunch monies if u tell me and maybee a drawing 2 also y is drawing spelld w/ a dubble u thnx ~ much luv, a little boy Edited May 25, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 (edited) First, we cut off ur foreskin if u still have one. Then, you learn some prayers and memorize enough torah to read a day's portion outloud, lead a service, and you give a speech about what it means. Then we put you on a chair and hoist you in the air. And then you are a man. Drawing is spelled w/ a w for the same reason that awful, awesome, pawty, etc are. English is not a phonetic language. (EDIT - The older u are when you get circumcised, the more manly you are, especially if it is with no anesthetic and is done in a forest behind your house by someone with no training). Edited May 25, 2012 by Hawkeye Hank Hatfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 25, 2012 Author Share Posted May 25, 2012 First, we cut off ur foreskin if u still have one. Then, you learn some prayers and memorize enough torah to read a day's portion outloud, lead a service, and you give a speech about what it means. Then we put you on a chair and hoist you in the air. And then you are a man. um wat is 4skin but other than that omg it sownds so funn oh btw wat is a tower rah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 um wat is 4skin but other than that omg it sownds so funn oh btw wat is a tower rah A foreskin is useless, you won't miss it. A tower rah is a tower dedicated to the god ra. Except it's rah so I guess it's a sun god who can't spell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 25, 2012 Author Share Posted May 25, 2012 A foreskin is useless, you won't miss it. A tower rah is a tower dedicated to the god ra. Except it's rah so I guess it's a sun god who can't spell. oh ok w8 god is the sun?! i taught he wuz a bearded wite man from the united steaks i gess I wuz rong how did u bcum so wize mistur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 (edited) oh ok w8 god is the sun?! i taught he wuz a bearded wite man from the united steaks i gess I wuz rong how did u bcum so wize mistur No well I don't know if god is the sun, it's just some people say/said so once or twice. My god is a duck but that doesn't mean god is a duck (though even if god was a god my god would be a duck). I became so wise b/c i am a ekanomix major (it's a cereal made from ekans). It's better than being an ekanomix lieutenant. Edited May 25, 2012 by Hawkeye Hank Hatfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 So much knowledge in this thread~ A+++++ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 So much knowledge in this thread~ A+++++ ESME DATIA GAVE US AN A+++++ WE HAE A GPA OF 10/10 WE ARE GOING TO EVERY IVYLEAGUE SCHOOL AND OXFORD AND THEY ARE PAYING US Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 25, 2012 Author Share Posted May 25, 2012 ESME DATIA GAVE US AN A+++++ WE HAE A GPA OF 10/10 WE ARE GOING TO EVERY IVYLEAGUE SCHOOL AND OXFORD AND THEY ARE PAYING US omg gasp is tat were ppl go 2 lurn stuffs i lik 2 lurn stuffs!! i hope dey hav da Giving Tree ther dats my fav book if i had a facebook i would give it a thums up and if i were on youtob i wood give it a liek and den fav it by da way i had ekonomix ones and it had a hair in one of da flaks :< omg it was nast-e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 esme shut your whore mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizenberg Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 and i thought i make bad threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 and i thought i make bad threads I bet you don't think that =b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 and i thought i make bad threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helios Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Except this is a great thread and I'm learning a lot about life from reading through it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Except this is a great thread and I'm learning a lot about life from reading through it GLAD TO SEE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 and i thought i make bad threads this thread rocks what are you talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 25, 2012 Author Share Posted May 25, 2012 esme shut your whore mouth um esqueeze me but tat is v v bad langwhich mistur! I <3 you, too. :> and i thought i make bad threads dis is a plee not a thred get it rite!!! ok im sorry 4 being meen hers sometimng I draweded ok bye sea u l8er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Its a awsum gr9 pikchur~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 25, 2012 Author Share Posted May 25, 2012 Its a awsum gr9 pikchur~! i dided my best thnx u but i noe tat i can do bettur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 ily too honeybunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 You're legal in my state Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 um esqueeze me but tat is v v bad langwhich mistur! I <3 you, too. :> dis is a plee not a thred get it rite!!! ok im sorry 4 being meen hers sometimng I draweded ok bye sea u l8er DAT IS GBAAAAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 25, 2012 Author Share Posted May 25, 2012 (edited) um if my tocking is not gud then we cna ried biks or soemting funn i dunno You're legal in my state im legull in all steaks buddy bc i can just wlak or take da bus or somethin and go 2 them DAT IS GBAAAAAAA yes is gba Edited May 25, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizenberg Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 at least this thread isnt as bad as 'ive got 10 people on my ignore lists durrrrr' I bet you don't think that =b yh i was kidding when have i ever made a bad thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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