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[spoiler=CHAPTER 1, PART 4 (FINAL) -- LIGHT YAGAMI'S BIG SECRET]"ok hurry lets go 2 da lab hey snap can u take us dere" sed Lite

"yes I can childrun lets go 2 da lab and findn out hoos hair dis belongz 2"

Hurry, SNAP, && Lite Salami wnet 2 da lab it was dark && v v creepy wif cobbwebs && science junk evrywere but dey qwickly found da hair salon set up by Loonyloops b4 she wuz goffik

"um SNAP dos it still wurk" sed hurry

"of curse it works hrarrah dun b silly" SNAP nabbd da haur frum hurry's hadn and put it in2 da bubbling glass ting but den suddnly Lite broke it furryously

"LITE SLAMMY WOT R U DOIGN??!!!" yelld hurry

"im sorry hurrah and SNAP btu I cant let u do dat bcuz findign out who da heir blongz 2 will destroi Volvomortes glorous PLANZ" Lite sed with his changd voise "also hurry..." he sed deeply

"I am nawt lite saramui I am... LOONYLOOPS ACTUALLY" Lite I mean Loonyloops took hiz faec off xsept it wuz nawt his faec but HER MASK "I am goign 2 kill u && SNAP && plz VOFFYEMORF mwua ha ha!!!" Loonyloops crated a MAGICK dat turnd everyting in2 broccoli v v slowly "my vaggies r goign 2 consoom U!!!" she startd 2 laff hard "HOO HOO HEE HEE HA"

"o no! dis MAGICK is 2 powurful 4 u 2 faec haylee pottrero" sed SNAP "leaf me 2 fite Loonyloops u must escap && surch 4 Hurrmony" but den suddenly da broccoli grew moar && moar and bloked da door

"NO!" yelld SNAP "I gess hurry will haf 2 fite wif me cum on hurry use ur MAGICK"

"yes SNAP!" sed hurrah "ABRO KADABRO" hurry shot a sworm of DICKS at Loonyloops' faec

"oh shit hurry dat hurts! i wont go e z on u anymoar!!! Fiffle-niffle bootysmack!" Loonyloops boobz suddenly balloond && she ran && wacked hurry && SNAP wif dem "ha ha ha! Nutellatwix's FEMINIST MAGICK workz liek a charm!"

"ouch!" sed hurry as he && SNAP hit da broccoli wall "how r we goign 2 defeet Loonyloops?? FEMINIST MAGICK is rly rly stronf && super effective agenst MEN liek us" sed hurry but den SNAP snappd back at him "Hurry I am goign 2 have 2 use my final smoosh"

"no SNAP u wil die if u use it!!"

"but hurry u && I will be killd if I dont! cum o hurry be a bro"

"ok fine but promise me u will be ok, ok?"

"I wont b ok but if dis will help u findd Hormonez den I dun curr"

SNAP stumbld up and den shoutd an incantashin "ROSEANNE I SUMMON THEE TO RID THE WORLD OF THIS FEMINIST WITCH" SNAP fell down 2 da ground bcuz da MAGICK took a lot of enrgy den a v v fat wimmin appeered && body slammd Loonyloops she wuz covered under her ROLLS of blubbah

"no no plz hurry and SNAP make it stawp I v v cant BREAVE && my boobz r goign 2 POP" Loonyloops wuz going 2 be justiced but hurry felt bad but still she wuz evol && wuld kill hurry to pls Voofymoof

"hurry u must escape bcuz da broccoli walls are goign away" sed SNAP

"but SNAP wot is goign 2 happen if her boobz pop"

"hurry dey... dey r goign 2 blow up HOGWASH"

"WUT NO PLS SNAP DERE MUST BE SOME UDDER WAY" sed hurry as he cryed

"im sorry hurry I rly rly am but dis is da only way"

dere wuz silence for moment and also a toot but dose jokez r not funny ok

"hurry I wil use dis Warp Staff and && dis chapter with an LTC ok Im sorry but u must escape && fidn Hurrmomoney u r our only hoep hurry" SNAP used da Warp Staff && hurry wuz outsied of Hogwash

he saw Hogwash explode && fall down in frunt of hiz bootyful pearl eyez dat had tearz in dem "o no my home dis is so sad && also SNAP"

"Volvomof I wil justice u 2!!!" yelld hurry "but now where do I go..." as he sed dat he saw a note on da ground && pikked it up it sed:

"Harry Potter,

plz meat me @ da Starbucks in Paplum Poplum we want 2 hlep u

lotz of LUV~*~*~ ;))) -- Lightning"

TO BE CONTINUED

Hey did you know that "Light" is the name of the final chapter of FE7. So you should crossover with that too.
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