Blasied Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 I saw that one coming. Will update after dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasied Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 Natasha, bench connoisseur extraordinaire, was thoroughly displeased with the conditions she found herself in. This bench was simply dreadful. The supply wagon started moving again, meaning that Eirika had stopped sulking about not getting the gold star. The motion gave Natasha an idea. "Travel, adventure..." she thought to herself, "I shall embark on a quest to find a better bench!" She got out off the bench to confront her new-found destiny. Upon leaving the wagon, Eirika instantly conscripted her. "I saw you earlier," Eirika snarled, "with your fancy stick and all. Guess what! You are not Moulder and your punishment for not being Moulder will be CRUEL and UNFORGIVING! JOSHUA, COME HERE!" The myrmidon and current MVP of the group came running at his master's call. Eirika glued them together. "You will perform all your healing duties while attached to my whirlwind of pointy death!" Natasha already regretted not being Moulder and the fighting hadn't even started yet. When the fighting did start, Eirika took out the two enemies in the north-west and then sat around picking her nose and watching everyone else try to level up a bit. Ross had taken it as his solemn duty to provide as much EXP as possible for Natasha and was charging into far too many enemies at a time without any regard for the concept of dodging. The lucky bastard somehow lived. Upon Lute's first level up (HP sauce) Natasha heard the fabled Sigh come from the house to the south. Seth and Franz told ghost stories about it. It all seemed kind of silly really. When Eirika woke up from her small nap, she saw that the enemy had been routed and no one had died this time. All she had to do was seize the gate of the fortress. "Oh yes," she thought to herself. "This will make up for the castle I lost at Renais, if only Ephraim could see me now." While she was fantasizing about Ephraim on his knees, begging for recognition from the undisputed main character, Orson ran out the gate. Eirika peered inside. Her fortress was filled with enemies. She had to do some more work. A blood vessel in one of her eyes exploded. Continuing later, but for now... Stats! NAME LVL CLASS HP Str Skl Spd Lck Def Res Rank Eirika 13 Lord 23 8 17 17 11 7 5 B Swd Ross 8 Pirate 30 14 9 9 13 7 4 B Axe Lute 6 Mage 22 10 9 11 9 4 8 B Anm Joshua 10 Myrmidon 27 11 15 17 8 6 3 B Swd Natasha 2 Cleric 19 3 5 8 7 4 6 D Sta Garcia 4 Corpse DEAD Moulder 7 Corpse DEAD Gilliam 11 Corpse DEAD Neimi 5 Corpse DEAD Ross was given a book, Natasha was given a shield. This chapter's levels were: Ross; +HP, STR, SPD, RES Lute; +HP Ross; +HP, SKL, LUK Joshua; +SKL, SPD Ross; +HP, LUK Lute; +SPD, RES Natasha; +HP, MAG, SKL, LUK Lute; +MAG, LUK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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