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THE ADVENTURES OF ELIWOOD SKYPOINTER


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people in draft chat dared me to do this

BASICALLY the premise is that i get 5 people to draft me 5 different teams based on regular drafting rules:

Drafting:

1. This draft is for 5 players.

2. Hector, Lyn and Eliwood are free to use

3. Bartre and Karla will be described and drafted as one unit.

4. Geitz and Wallace will be described and drafted as one unit.

5. Karel and Harken will be described and drafted as one unit.

also 5. Marcus is banned after Chapter 16.

6. The game will be played on Hector Hard Mode, skipping Lyn Mode.

on each chapter i will RNG one of the five teams to use on that chapter

DRAFTERS:

1. Terrador - Pent, Oswin, Heath, Marcus (C22+), KarelHarken, BartreKarla, Ninils

2. Rein - Renault, Vaida, Jaffar, Nino, Louise, Farina, Dorcas

3. Refa - Raven, Guy, Wallace/Geitz, Wil, Rebecca, Isadora, Kent

4. Darros Lucina - Serra, Priscilla, Legault, Canas, Erk, Hawkeye, Dart

5. Jedi - Rath, Lowen, Lucius, Fiora, Matthew, Florina, Sain

DARROS I'M SORRY BRO BUT YOU WEREN'T ON AND DRAFT CHAT COULDN'T WAIT

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My assessment of the teams.

Team Terrador: Pent, Oswin, Heath, Marcus (C22 onwards), Karel/Harken, Bartre + Karla, Ninian + Nils

I'd have to say that this is the best team. Hits hard at any point, good durability all around, strong earlygame, Warp, whole nine yards. Probably the #1 team for nearly any map. OH AND YOU ONLY NEED TO INVEST RESOURCES IN HEATH. EVERYONE ELSE IS A TROLL FROM BASE.

Team Rein: Renault, Vaida, Jaffar, Nino, Louise, Farina, Dorcas

Worst early + midgame, without a doubt. However, it does have a strong showing after Nino's recruitment, with Renault Warping, Vaida flying with HHM bonuses, and Jaffar blicking everything that moves. Dorcas helps as early filler should this team get picked early enough that near-base!Dorcas helps at all. Farina and Louise will actually see use? I hope so. Also a team that requires little investment (namely because Dorcas is a lost cause...)

Team Refa: Raven, Guy, Wallace/Geitz, Wil, Rebecca, Isadora, Kent

Dote on this team, and it can put up a showing nearly as good as mine. If you don't, this will hurt almost as much as Rein's and be nigh-impossible to play late maps with. However, I will give it props for a strong middlegame. Dat RAVEN + dat ISADORA + dat BABIED!KENT = stuff dies.

Team Lucina: Serra, Priscilla, Legault, Canas, Erk, Hawkeye, Dart

Don't put any effort into improving Erk; give Canas and Dart as much EXP as humanly possible when they're around. Looks like a funny team, and should be one of the funner ones to see in action.

Team Jedi: Rath, Lowen, Lucius, Fiora, Matthew, Florina, Sain

Seemingly a strong team, and it can be if you plan carefully. I'd highly recommend not pouring too much EXP into Florina or (whichever one of Lowen and Sain you think will be more useful), because this team needs as much EXP as it can get. Don't let your Lords see much combat while this team is around, and it will lay waste to the game.

TL;DR My team is OP and Rein's sucks, and use these to train the Lords. Refa's and Lucina's look pretty hilarious. Keep the royalty out of combat as much as possible if Refa/Lucina/Jedi's teams are on the field. Have fun. AND RAGE AS HARD AS YOU CAN.

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my team is so rad what are you even talking about

I hope he gets it for port of badon and COG OF DESTINY

(I have no staff users. good fucking luck if you get it, my man. good fucking luck)

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oh god i haven't played hhm for forever

CHAPTER 11 - The Madness Begins

TEAM SELECTED: Lucina's (not like it matters, she doesn't have matthew)

What am I getting myself in for...

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I can't afford to be incompetent in this game!

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SPOILERS: Zephiel kills him!

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Well. Here we are again.

HECTOR SMASH WALL

*two turns later*

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That went well.

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Very well, in fact.

Unfortunately, I missed most of the Hector levels in this map. You'll just have to imagine them when you see the end!

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Allowing myself to do this because I am a scrub.

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yeah that'll work

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There was another soldier that he dodged as well.

HA

RADMAC POWERS DEFEATS YOU SILLIES

*trudge*

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hey guys i'm good at FE

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He's not so much sneaking and more blowing the shit out of anyone who dares stand in his way.

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whatever you say buddy

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brilliant

THUS CONCLUDES EPISODE 1

JOIN YOU NEXT TIME ON RNG PMU

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oh god what is this

CHAPTER 12 - why

TEAM SELECTED: Rein's (whyyyyy)

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oh god this is gonna suck isn't it

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and down here we have our other team of useless

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at least hector doesn't start the chapter with terribleness

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TRUST IS FOR THE WEAK

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Then why don't you

you piece of shit

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GAAAAAME

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actually scratch that all is forgiven

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ALL IS FORGIVEN EVER

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well that went well

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Positioning!

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and now for something completely different

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YES DORCAS

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NO ELIWOOD

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YES HECTOR

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god damn hitrates

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just FYI i'm not going to be anal about penalties because this isn't a real draft

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THE NU GUNDAM ISN'T JUST FOR SHOW

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goddammit eliwood

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YES YES YES

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MARCUS WILL GET UP IN YO' GRILL

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headstand tink

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god dammit dorcas

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yeah that'll go well

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better idea

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welp

he got a shin level off of it but i didn't get a chance to screen it

TURNS TAKEN: 8

TURNS TOTAL: 22

BRICKS SHAT: 0

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CHAPTER 13 - Thwomp!

TEAM SELECTED: Terrador's

i get the thwomp i get the thwomp i get bartre yaaaaaaaaaaay

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Eliwood starts off by showing us why he sucks

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Hector has to pick up slack instead.

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Positioning!

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are you implying that lyn will save you

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if my time was important i wouldn't be doing this

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Hector is surprisingly good at OHKOing cavs.

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GEHAHAHAHAHA

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to be or not to be that is the question

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Not pictured: Eliwood whiffing the 2HKO by 2 HP

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yeah that'll last

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that went well

hector actually landed the hit

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fuck

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We begin again with me not forgetting that I have Bartre and Oswin on this map.

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Like that.

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yes

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Oswin shows off his riverdance skills

He's praying to the god of the river

you can tell because there's a faint pair of wings if you look closely

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goddammit bartre

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all is forgiven

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forgiven forever

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"...No?"

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"Sure thing." *pays five bucks*

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Surprisingly, Marcus can't ORKO. Hector has to do it instead.

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He must have a weird definition of survival.

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Let's boogie!

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I can live with that.

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AAAH IT'S A GHOST

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the RNG sympathizes with my plight

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lucky me

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eliwood you suck

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Hector has 0G because he KILLED all the GUARDS who were coming to BRING HIM MONEY.

And Oswin just took all the money Uther told him to bring Hector and embezzled it for himself.

Bastard.

TURNS TAKEN: 7

TURNS TOTAL: 29

BRICKS SHAT: 1

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THE RNG HAS SPOKEN

CHAPTER 13x - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Team - look up

Well. I know what I'm doing. Take Merlinus down to the bottom right corner, and choke two points instead of four. Here goes-

turn 1

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fuck

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fuck

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fuck

(given that bartre's not actually on this team, I didn't actually attack but I thought it'd be funny. I'm gonna say "fuck it" if anyone who's undrafted gets attacked because this is ridiculous)

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the rng is hector's bitch

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Cutting it close there...

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hector is very good at handling mobs

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This is never going to happen ever

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gaaame-!

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Lowen was pretty boss in that Marcus draft. I wonder how he'll do in th-

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welp

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why

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I'm sure I won't either.

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Considering that I just saved his sorry ass, he'd better actually SELL me something

Thhhhhhat's all, folks.

TURNS TAKEN: 6 (defense map hurr)

TURNS TOTAL: 35

BRICKS SHAT: 3

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CHAPTER 14 - Erik is an ASSCABBAGE

TEAM SELECTED: rein (whyyyyy)

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This will end well.

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DORCAS YOU DISAPPOINT ME

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Hector has to pick up slack.

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et tu, hector?

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this is embarassing

ELIWOOD can take the kill

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I can live with this.

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And this.

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Erik already knew he was going to be using FE6 reinforcements in 20 years.

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Because it's my turn, you silly! FE6 isn't for another 20 years!

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Hector be hating.

wait

wait what

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FUCK

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  • 4 weeks later...

WE RETURN

CHAPTER 14 - marcus sucks

Team: rein

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dear sweet lord what am i in for

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YEAH WE CAN DO THIS

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NO WE FUCKING CAN'T

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i can live with that

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ELIWOOD TAKES A KILL

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you DARE stab me?

I SHALL DODGE YOU BY FLEXING MY MUSCLES

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welp

looks like PRISSY won't be joining with us today

nor will her brother CROWE

OH WELL

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could have ended badly

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ELIWOOD you are no longer ELIWOOD OF PHARAE

TODAY

YOU ARE ELIWOOD SKYPOINTER

HE WHO IS DESTINED TO DEFEAT DARTH NERGAL

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god dammit guys

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hector is an eyesore guys

it must be his GRIM FACE

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maybe it's because he doesn't suck

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i think he has more skill than you do dude

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cutting it REALLY CLOSE HERE

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DORCAS

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what is it

are you giving me my money now, OSWIN MONEYSTEALER?

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THE UNIVERSE REBELLION

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i think the fortuneteller girl got to him

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all people who are easily killed

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mr MYSTERIOUS

JOIN US NEXT TIME ON oh my god is that a bug

TURNS TAKEN: 12

TURNS TOTAL: 47

BRICKS SHAT: 5

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