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Almost a month ago actually, I am Knight, I'm a Canadian. My favourite game series are Fire Emblem, Legend of Zelda, and Metal Gear Solid. I'm also a big fan of Lego, I build Lego all the time, and have been since I was 3. I'm also a work-in-progress author, working on a story called Red Warrior, a fantasy that is based on a game I played with Lego that I've been building on since I was in grade 3. I'm in grade 11 now, and there's not really much else to say other than it's my birthday today coincidentally.

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Welcome to the Forest, and congratulations on the birthday! With any luck you'll still be here for many birthdays more.

The interests you mentioned in video games, Lego and writing should go over well here, they're definitely all things that are popular in this community. I'm not sure I would have mentioned that I was from Canada in my first post, though. Everybody around here knows that Canadians are slippery characters. We US Americans just aren't sure whose side you'd end up on a take two of the 1776 war. At least you guys aren't as perfidious as the original limeys though.

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Hey it's awesome that you're making stories about Lego stories. I've tried to write stories based off my grand adventures but writing isn't my greatest strength. So, now I make D&D quests based off them. Too be honest if I brought my Legos with me when I moved I would me making something right now.

Anywho welcome to the forums.

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Dear Night,

My name is Waha Kife. You may only refer to me as Waha Kife. If you call me anything but Waha Kife, you will be seriously punished. This is no joke mortal. Also, do not quote me without changing the title of the quote to Waha Kife. You better not vanish or I will cut you down in real life. This is no joke. I hope you enjoy your stay. You had better...

With these ghetto times, you might want to consider using a Knife for protection instead of a Gun. You can conceal Knives easier and they are more lethal at close range. Unless you got a Gun to someone's head. Why am I capitalizing Gun and Knife? None of your business. Is this paragraph relevant to the introduction? Shaddup.

There are many weirdos on these forums from furries to hard core FE fans. I say this with great sincerity: do not go to Far from the Forest. If you do, you may never return to the main forums again. This has happened to many of our rank and we don't need anymore weirdos to be away from the forest. The government wants to contain all the weirdos inside the forest.

Many people were weeded out by the travel back in time. Oh yes, this forum is actually 3 months older than it appears. That is because of a drug which caused the site to have amnesia. The forums reopened up in early January 2008, although it was open for 2 months before that. Our master had great payment issues.

Call me Waha Kife. I am restating this for emphasis and to save your life. There are certain people who can get away with calling me the name that shall not be uttered. They are usually brawlers. If you're a brawler, you can call me the name that shall not be uttered.

I've never used the copy and paste tool. I like to take my time writing out all my messages to make more of an impression. I am Waha Ashamed of everyone who uses copy & paste. How can I tell? I just do. I don't know why the computer weirdos added in a copy & paste feature, but I think that was the worst move ever.

I've been here longer than 4 years (with a bunch of breaks in between), so respect my elderness. Don't be a Waha Idiot. Some guys in the intro threads seem to be following me around trying to piss me off. If you become a Waha Idiot and annoy me too much, you will be Waha Punished™.

Why don't I change my display name to Waha Kife? Why don't you shut up? What was that? You never ask? That is Waha Bullshit, I can read your mind. I know your deepest fears. Like I said, if you go inactive, I will find you. Only I have the power to do that. How? Curiosity killed the cat.

Now I must end this speech, because you probably stopped caring about whatever I said. What was the point of writing this message? To test you. If you skipped everything, you can go Waha Fuck yourself. But if you took the time to read this, maybe we can be friends and maybe you could call me the name that shall not be uttered. But whatever you do, don't get on my bad side or you will receive Waha Punishment™.

What is Waha Punishment™? You don't want to find out. The last guy who received Waha Punishment™ didn't post for an entire day. A week later, he got banned. Surely you do not want to suffer the same fate...

Written in blood,

Waha Kife

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