Shin Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 WOLVERINE. It's a shame I got a bunch of chumps! Time to enter the cave! Fun fact: they never come or they don't exist. YES. THE POWER OF THWOMP. Hahaha, second encounter 0/10. Stoopid nerd. Wow, Mr Wiggle is terrible. I was hoping you would know. I can't actually recall them doing anything. In all fairness, that's why I'm here too. BRO. Now his name isn't as good. Make me. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. Just used a potion! BRO. TOO WEAK. Steamed rat! No. I also took his lunch money. MR HOTDOG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 last time I can't remember exactly what happened but it involved beating shin [spoiler=I don't even know anymore.] It would be cool if pokemon could be like a cyoa and you could become a rocket and win that way SOMETHING GOOD PLEASE >: >>>>>>: haha officer jenny at least i can kill geodudes without watergun!rattata WORTH IT in my opionon these signs are in the wrong place. i don't know NO such a chump i could have used vine whip but this is way cooler see JESUS CHRIST NEXT TIME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 JESUS CHRIST WTF happened here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Uh, either he's jumping up and down because he's happy, or something went a wee bit screwy. I think it's the happy thing though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Yep, its exactly as Konnor said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I don't really catch anything good! What a chump, he's looking the wrong way. Well, sweets on the floor are always good. DIE. Nice try. In all honesty, it could be either of them. If only I could attack him. I forget 3rd. NO. DON'T DIE. Obligatory Shin wants to join statement. NO. I also deposit Mr. Wiggle. The next route is worse. You also take a beating. Make me. It took a bribe. It was a bad day to wear absorbent trousers. I like my odds. Not my type 0/10. This is new? * NOT ACTUALLY SHIN'S FACE. FOOL. YOU HAVE NO PHYSICAL WEAKNESSES. LEECH SEED. Nidoman will use this well. I wonder who did it. I gave him a beating. Then stole the stolen thing. The next route was lame. I'll be back, Bonbon! Or maybe not. Ha. NO. IT'S ANTHONY. It dies too. Sure. I AM WISE TO YOU. END. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=Nugget Bridge and Bill] After that Refa fight lets look around town a bit I want to ride my THIS IS A SCAM BY TEAM ROCKET I'LL BET ANYTHING.. WHAT KIND OF KID WOULD HAVE THIS MUCH MONEY? I did always like tough girls. But we aren't ready yet, TO NUGGET BRIDGE! TRAINING.. Oh and Bills house. This is what they call foreshadowing ...Really, and you don't even have final form bugs at this point. Get out of the way GET SERIOUS! ROCK YOU! RISING TACKLE! Ha your probably just a. ..Chump OMG STUPID WRAP CRITS ALMOST KILLED BUGGY NO Sorry to inform you that Milktank doesn't exist yet OUCH NO BUGGY.. WHY DO THINGS HATE YOU SO MUCH. [He lived] Thanks dude. No. I only fight for Love and Justice. Bring it. That's what I thought. Thunder Wave. No one can learn it yet. Awesome, this could come in handy .....Why do you hate me so much game. Ok thats it you get to burn for your crimes against me Quite a few trainers up ahead.. gonna summarize Slowpoke hurt like hell This Onix actually had attacks Got rid of Harden for Sleep, also this poor Machop never had a chance. Good for you. I'm just a loser who's never had one so I'm gonna take some joy in beating you Wrap has nearly cost me TWICE NOW. Whew HE SURE DOES. ITS SO CUTE... Oh wait thats Bill After some Technobable and whatchamacallits We get a ticket to a nice boat NO NOT THAT ONE Thank you Game Freak. LETS HELP THIS INVESTIGATION. "They Stole my TM for teaching a Pokemon Dig! Cost Me a Bundle it did!" Its not yours either. This yard ain't big enough for the 2 of us. Right...I believe you... NOT PREPARE FOR THE TOO CLOSE.. OH NO... HOOKTAIL SAVE ME. Whew... too close. Wolverine gets the Dig TM for da Stab and I go below the city where I find some grass aaaaaaaaaand YAY Meowth! I wanted one for this run :D Sora is gonna train in the Hyperbolic Time Day Care for later. I Promise you this has a point Next time.. We face off with Misty Edited December 5, 2012 by Jediwaki Kuno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 I return! This is a very short update, we have something special planned. Who doesn't? Hide your children. Fun fact: Shin can count cards. Hahahaha, no. I'll leave, don't hurt me! Hahahaha, that's even funnier than SELFDESTRUCT. AMAZING. TOO MACHO. SO FRENCH. MUST BE CANADIAN. You may have caught 40 kinds, but I'll kill them all for you. Horace was a chump, as usual. HEY, I'M NOT SEASICK... wait. I want a refund. END. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 Really Short update here, Mostly just the fight with Misty then I head off for the S.S Anne [spoiler=The battle with Misty] Training Happened Massive swimming pool, would be nice for exercise. Misty's bodyguard tries to take me down with some confusion but I win over her And now for the Battle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 NO. My mortal enemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gone2Ground Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 GO HORACE GO! YOU SLAY THAT SHIN WITH YOUR RATICATE! I have imaginary e-money riding on this, don't fuck it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted December 15, 2012 Author Share Posted December 15, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=Da S.S Anne] It's time to go down SOUTH I WASN'T LISTENING IN DUDE.. GOSH YOUR PARANOID Squirtle.. Are you Refa in disguise!? ! [i'm surprised I haven't done this sooner] This is why you fear team crit machine lady and boyfriend VERMILLION CITY! I love the music here Have a listen OH NO A TOWN OF PLANETEERS Also in Yellow Version this girl would give you Squirtle fun fax Pokecenter is here. Top Left Nice Boat indeed. Let's Explore HELLO. YOU BETTER NOT WANT MY BUTTERFREE FOR A RATICATE.. I kinda have one see. Now Sir.. um what would you say to a girl barging in? [something a bit more non-kid friendly I bet] WOLVERINE Needs some EXP thankfully alot of trainers on this boat use pokes with a poison sub-type Young lady do I look like Alfred? No. I don't and he isn't amused either. You really shouldn't blow your cover. WHAT IF I WAS IN TEAM ROCKET? BRO Oh hai Darros I didn't know you were in this game too! REFA. This coulda gone better but I still didn't lose anyone ^^; Yay, Toad can cut stuff :D Found near entrance Lower area along with a Max Potion Rest. Bye Bye Boat! We'll see you again in Gen 2! Fascinating Ok before the TRADE CIRCLE between Me, Horace and Shin [Refa will be unable to attend the first] its time to see what I get on the next route WHY GAME ..... I decide to train a bit. And this is what my team looks like [minus my HM dude] Cya next time! Edited December 15, 2012 by Jediwaki Kuno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xinnidy Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 HELLO. YOU BETTER NOT WANT MY BUTTERFREE FOR A RATICATE.. I kinda have one see. ... you just made me think of Ash's Butterfree. All the memories. ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted December 16, 2012 Author Share Posted December 16, 2012 ... you just made me think of Ash's Butterfree. All the memories. ;_; All the memories indeed. We should like re-watch the first season of pokemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Sorry for the delay. Refa decided he'd become Amish and Horace is just lazy! This is a very special update! This post is dedicated to NinjaChump, the chump who doesn't know of Doga or the many screenshot LP's Horace and I have completed. First as part of the deal, I end up with Jedi's BUGGY! And then he swaps MR WIGGLE for SCRUB the Oddish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted December 17, 2012 Author Share Posted December 17, 2012 (edited) That trade actually helped me out in this part. Believe it or not [spoiler=Flashy Scientist and AMERICAN MAN] Welcome to the Team SCRUB, I would have named you SHRUB but WHATEVER One last journey before we take on Surge. Believe me I don't want to forget this lol What really!? Next thing you'll be telling me is that there is a ghost of a Marowak at pokemon tower! NO YOU FOOL, I WANTED DIGLETT FOR A BACK UP FOR YOU Wolverine: Glares Er.. I mean I wanted him for my collection obviously! Boosted EXP is awesome, also watch out for DIG, so my routine in here is Absorb Diglett until he decides to dig [if at all] if he does. SWITCH TO SOMEONE ELSE Man this cave has you turn alot. BARELY ANY BUT STILL We there yet? No? Ok When I traded Buggy I made sure I got a valid replacement for his old status giver spot [also Oddish is gonna be super amazing in Rock Tunnel] Talking about Rock Tunnel, which IS dark and scary. So we need an HM for that. We are off to the right of Virdian Forest. From Diglett Cave we can get to the city and Pewter easily YOU GO TOAD. Now below here are some buildings and items. You get Flash from this guy if you've got at least 10 kinds of mons Below this building you find a HP UP and slightly more down is a MOON STONE now lets warp back to Vermillion CUT OH NO A STEREOTYPE OF MY CULTURE. So basically there are 2 trash cans. with switches you need to find both. The hint is when you find the first the 2nd will be right next to the first Voltorb and Magimite Scrub and Hooktail took care of them since Wolverine will have the Gym Leader why not give these 2 some fighting Scrub and Bernard take care of the other trainer. Click, time to fight Surge Wow my editing was CHOPPY, [not usually like that] OOPS I HAD NO ROOM, so I sold the nugget [why was I holding onto that] Sounds nifty. Till next time! When we go through the dreaded ROCK TUNNEL Edited December 17, 2012 by Jediwaki Kuno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Uh, I make good use of Buggy! For some reason any pokemon with a space in its name goes crazy. Horace should now have a Beedrill called MR. Needed a cut slave. So American! I dunno... He looks pretty sophisticated to me. YES. NO. YES AGAIN. ALL THE NO. WHY DO I EVEN GET MY HOPES UP... ALL THE NO. Stoopid American traps. Well... Three attacks, three deaths. Sure. Close enough. NO. STOOPID HIKER. RAGE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted December 17, 2012 Author Share Posted December 17, 2012 NO. STOOPID HIKER. I salute you brave butterfree. You helped me get my first 2 badges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted December 17, 2012 Author Share Posted December 17, 2012 [spoiler=Rock Tunnel ] This will bite me in the butt later Time to go around back to Cerulean City You remember that path we could cut on the right? Well I went that way I HAVE ONE OF THOSE TOO If your gonna send out shrubs, I'm gonna ember them. Got Poisoned, these antidotes finally came in handy xD BUGGY WAS AVENGED Your doing quite well! So many trainers, so many paths ....Really dude? a Weedle NEW ROUTE NEW MON.. WAIT I USED THE THUNDABOLT TM NOOOOOOO Also I spelled his nickname wrong. a Sonic enemy but ANYWAYS trading HM users here because Voltorb here is gonna use FLASH GAHHHH SO SCARY Much better! Hi Trainers Cubone! Your a cool mon THUNDABOLT PWNS YOU [now here is a fatal flaw I decide to keep using it against Zubats after I found my first mon. because I forgot there was another slowpoke..] Ok I'll take it [named BROCK] It gets worsssssssse Soooo looooooooong HI TRAINER WITH BROBASAUR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Story behind this is.. a Slowpoke I swapped in my Raticate it got hit by confusion, I thought I could take another hit but even then I'd just hyper fang it to death Hyper Fang misses [and Meowth had no thunder bolt left and I didn't remember there was another slowpoke or I'd have used an Ether] One Absorb Later Soooooooooo loooooooooooooooong DEAD END WOO YES I"M OUT Ok Welcome to Lavender Town, home of nightmares What a fitting place to put my Raticate in the KO'ED box.. Next time we head for Celadon and get some new friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Wow Jedi, you killed one of your own pokemon. I blame their upbringing, both Buggy and Bernard were raised by the same trainer! Who's that pokemon! Curse you, Hitchcock! I am ready! I have a feeling I forgot to get something. I always thought you had a chump weapon anyway. RAGE. Fear Chocula! Actually, he has no stab and all his moves stink. Bench! SO DARK. Note to self, do that less. Lightli saves the day. Well I gamble online, so there. Cut it close, but I'm TOO GOOD. Fine by me. Totally fair, also... THIS MEANS... I HAVE EVOLVED. Original the artwork, do not steal. I hate cosplay. I really wish Horace would stop cosplaying. I take no chances with things that explode. Dudebro laughs at the 4 damage you just dealt. FREEDOM. Now eleven times creepier. I also get FLY. END Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 i am probably the most frequent updater. [spoiler=up to end of ssanae] NO i don't even remember where this was MAYBE HERE? so confused or maybe not not worth it NO NO NO YES SICK FURRY SOMEWHERE NO STOOPID VICTORY WORTH IT MAYBE WORTH IT DISTURBING SHIN ES TRES MAL LIES COPYCAT RARECANDIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Horace is a chump, he needs to spend more time updating and less time eating cookies. This update has an important message; There's only one thing I can do now. Financial security is overrated. Of course. NO. NO. NO. At this point I should really give up... but... I start winning for a while. MUST BE A GOOD SIGN. For some reason I win a lot. A whole lot. WHY. I'll call it a day. I've gained about 300 coins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Everyone else is so lazy... especially Horace. Make me! Dudebro means I no longer fear Raticate. No! They be stealin' my drink! Well, I spat in it a few times but sure. I remember when I moved this in POKESHIN, that was hilarious. Looks inviting. It seems my enemy has grown weak. If it's already stolen, it doesn't count as stealing! Or something! Agent Camtech reporting for duty! NO. Also, this is what my Eevee became. I don't even remember you doing anything, you guys stink at being evil. Why is the other guy facing the wall? Sure. Rage harder bro. Your team had a glaring grass weakness. The goast scope is mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 man this would be easier to update if shin ever gave my save file back after the trades.... talk about lazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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