Terrador Posted January 31, 2013 Author Share Posted January 31, 2013 Momentai: I would do Eirika, but everyone else has that covered, and mai waifu would remove my 'nads for the sheer hypocrisy of it. Also, just so y'all know: Rage if you must, but I figured I'd go with Dallas' suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Scumbag Terra going against the % vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted February 1, 2013 Author Share Posted February 1, 2013 I do what I want. And by that I mean "I take the suggestion I most like from those given". I would have supported the Eirika move, but I just can't see a case for her really wanting either of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk King Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 You should use every monster you have. It's more entertaining that way. Using the normal Vanilla classes kinda defeats the purpose of the randomly reclassing. At least use 2 or 3 of them. Just do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted February 1, 2013 Author Share Posted February 1, 2013 No promises. That said... EYEBALL might turn out decent, if I can deploy it for long enough. The lack of Speed is kind of a killer, though... I'm really looking for some of the better monsters: Muathe Doog, Cyclops, Tarvos, Gorgon, and Gargoyle, namely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted February 2, 2013 Author Share Posted February 2, 2013 Chapter 6: Scheming Shaman: Renais Rushes! >feelings of unease Oh, come now. You know that isn't what you're thinking. Except it is. How much rape has happened recently...? Too much. Way, WAY too much. No way! How did they find an eleven-man, three-monster band that just took one of Grado's most important cities? No idea. ...okay, now I know that we're going to win. Riev: he's a very smart man. Don't you mean "senile and knocking on Death's door"? Yes, that. And, after pre-battle pleasantries... We're in the fog, hunting Eirika's mysterious lover! To put a lance into him! Yay~! LET'S DO THIIIIIIIIIS! Still too early for Seth to be cutting through swaths of enemies... I'd heard that elemental Stones were weird, but... Sword Stone? >not 2HKOing Ross... you are disappointing me greatly right now. FAITH RETURNING THE BOULDER backs Ross up. TEAM MANLY MEN HI-HO! Gilliam: so reliable. CLEARLY. ...this is starting to really hurt. NO SHIN + HP SIMPLY SHALL NOT DO JOSHUA, YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS. No prizes for guessing how we fixed Gilliam's little "mistake". None at all. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? This is going to end well. I can smell it in my bones. ...wat? My bones have NOSES. GARcia: A complete baller. Joshua: a solid dodgetank? Joshua: Thankfully, not risking death against real hitrates. As I started this EP, I couldn't remember whether Josh had 3 or 2 Res. The Shaman has 13 Atk. I had a minor heart attack for a moment there. Ohey, forgot about this guy! He doesn't really matter, but I still totally forgot. ...not bad at all, Boulder. Not bad at all. ...that was a very weird level. RELEVANT CHIP I TOLD YOU SO ...LUTE YOU DISAPPOINT ME. This... can only end in pain. LEEEROOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!! Attn: Shin; SB. Get your greedy mitts off Garcia's growths. Thank you. PROVIDING ANOTHER TARGET HOPING GARCIA DOESN'T DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted February 2, 2013 Author Share Posted February 2, 2013 Joshua: stealing our good luck since forever. Let. There. Be. PAIN. SETH DODGETANK ...of course. ...and you don't even double? Stoopid 8-AS Cavs. ONE dodge I kind of needed... ...huh. My back-of-the-envelope said Garcia died from eating those two shots. NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING. This didn't take THAT long... Yes, it did. Shhhhhhhhhhh. DOSH ...what. Good ol' chip. Good times... good times. ...okay. That just happened. *sigh* Sadly typical, no? Tell me about it. The Str-sapping curse is in full effect. S BOWS!SETH GOING TO HAPPEN ...yes, I do appreciate the irony of Eirika setting up another's kill. It's hilarious. ...yeah, I don't think Ross has any chance of death, ever. Do you? LUTE Murders people. MURDERS. FRANZ Levelling like a hero. 10/10. VICTORY ...if this isn't a typical Ross level, I don't know what is. Nooo! Eirika took a hit! See, this is why I didn't give her the Dracoshield. LUTE THE DODGETANK BOULDER dodges for once! They clean up good, bro. One mook... Two mook... Good level... Chip with SACRIFICE And Lute wraps up by proccing Str for once! Nope nope nope nope NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE "Here miss, you can have this... just, please, don't hurt her!" "...Good enough." Well, that was straightforward. Nobody's dead yet! Join us next time for Chapter 7: This Was Easier the First Time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted February 2, 2013 Author Share Posted February 2, 2013 Chapter 7: Ephraim Just Walked In Rumors! In this genre, rumors are always true! He's doomed! I told you so! Ephraim just walked in. What, you think I didn't notice? *looks at chapter title* ...oh. See? I'm not as dumb as you give me credit for. Who am I, anyway? A smart-aleck foil, I presume? I'm not sure anymore, but I think you used to be a hamster. Weird... Nonsense! You can walk right across the water if you so desire! LET'S DO SOME WATERWALKING! GARCIA WILL CHOKE THIS POINT! Still funny. Just... keep doing what you're doing, Ross. Just keep doing what you're doing. ...okay. Ow. GET One of the highest Attacks on the map (22 with WTA) doesn't even 4HKO. Ross is your god now. BRING HIM YOUR VIRGINS. Every kill has its price. We get it. You're a dodgetank. Now, can we PLEASE move on? ...okeydokey, there will have to be things done about this. CHIP. LET'S DO THIS!! Well, that certainly went better than it could have. Eirika: holding her own... for once. This... is most definitely new. This, sadly, is not. And neither is this! Dude, arrows do not simply bounce off of unarmored people! Yeah, yeah, I'm well aware, Jedi. Arrows are far weaker in gaming than they are in real life. We get it. Moving on. SPIDERCHIP ...real shitty level to follow a critblick with, bro. Real shitty level. This formation should be adequate! VENGEANCE. Seth: still useful, even though I've really no need of him at the moment. Yes, I know I'm being rather lax with my Seth use, but... I'd like everyone to be in tip-top shape for CC and don't care about turncounts. And that, my friends, mean that Seth gets pseudobench for quite awhile. Only one hit... but SIX STAT LEVEL is certainly helpful. LUTE LE DODGETANK Two misses in a row... of course. At least they weren't important. Moulder: not the best magic tank in the whole wide world. In other news, Neimi be scared. EYEBALL is still surprisingly helpful magic chip. I have a PLAN! And it just might work! DEF is nice, sure... but could you try to proc Str? Pretty-please? Took you long enough, broheem. EIRIKA has +2 Iron Cojones of Lady-ness. Quality stuff. ...I have no idea why the ballista favors Ross over Eirika. Not complaining, but... I'm pretty sure Ballista tinks him and does 8 to Eirika. EYEBALL WHY WON'T YOU DIE!? ...yeah. Good job, Eirika. LUTE WILL MISS THIS 83% GARcia missed that first swing... but at least he procced Speed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted February 2, 2013 Author Share Posted February 2, 2013 CHIP Ross: one-rounds Fighters. With a Slim and WTD. When the opponent stands on a Forest. Enough said. *bites lip* Unf~ Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this Ross is sexy. ...okay, OW. EIRIKA WILL TANK THIS BOSS! ...but it's one hell of a lot funner with Joshua! And Joshua is victorious over Murray, and procs Str for once to boot! "Ah, my darling brother Ephraim~" "Eirika, focus now. Daydream later." "Are they hot?" "No, he should be in my pants, Seth! You know I had dibs!" "...fine. But you're waiting until we retrieve Ephraim!" "..." Is Orson the traitor of whom Tirado spoke? Well Eirika get in Orson's pants? Will Ephraim find out that Eirika's been sleeping with other men? Tune in next time for Chapter 8: 1% Greatshield Will Proc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oshimos Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Do you plan on buying dark tomes for Eyeball once they become available, or you just going to stick with Evil Eye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted February 2, 2013 Author Share Posted February 2, 2013 Probably sticking with Evil Eye until Nosferatu/Luna arrive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted February 3, 2013 Author Share Posted February 3, 2013 Hey, guys! Check out... our first promotion, at 12.00! Everyone give him a big hand, folks! GARCIA THE ROGUE is among us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Soldier Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 That roguishly manly Garcia. Also, you need to bring a cyclops or deathgoyle to endgame. Make it happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted February 3, 2013 Author Share Posted February 3, 2013 Knowing how good those classes are, if I get one, that unit is coming along for the rest of the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momentai~ Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 (edited) ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? YES Hey, guys! Check out... our first promotion, at 12.00! Everyone give him a big hand, folks! GARCIA THE ROGUE is among us! Eww. Why'd you promote him so early? Edited February 3, 2013 by DaimThunder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted February 3, 2013 Author Share Posted February 3, 2013 I really don't see GARCIA having that much long-term use, so I figured I'd promote him now to conserve some Lockpick charges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momentai~ Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 Ah, pure utility unit. Does that mean Lute is going assassin? o: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted February 3, 2013 Author Share Posted February 3, 2013 (edited) I never said pure utility. He'll still have solid combat--it's just that I doubt he'll ever hit level cap, because I suspect he'll be benched by the time CC rolls around. And yeah, I reckon I'll go Assassin!Lute for the CON. Edited February 3, 2013 by Terrador Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Since this is literally my favorite Screenshot LP on SF, thought I'd post this. Yeah, I loved this LP so much I had a friend make a version just for me, and I'll be playing it blind. Stay tuned over the coming weeks if you're interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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