SO it's a bad FE13 playlog with a dumb gimmick

[Balcerzak]

Complete the Paralogues in ascending numerical order.

[Integrity]

Complete the Paralogues in ascending numerical order.

ooohohoho

we may have a winner

[Jedi]

Complete the Paralogues in ascending numerical order.

That works too. Mine was pretty convoluted

[Integrity]

IN THAT CASE

Cynthia eats a Second Seal at 10 and goes to Wyvern Rider. She also eats an Arms Scroll. I'm investing in Cynthia.

PARALOGUE 5

Owain inherited Miracle and Vantage. Poor guy.

Deployment: Cynthia/Chrom, Nah/FIGHT, Nowi/Say'ri, Laurent/Miriel, Anna, Nino, Libra, Sumia, Morgan

1: Sumia, Laurent, Cynthia, Owain to Guard. Libra, Anna, Nino to Stay. Nah, Morgan, Nowi to Blitz.

Overrode Cynthia to grab Owain.

2: Identical.

If it ain't broke?

Cynthia makes a que-

nah, let's not sugarcoat it. Cynthia makes a daft as hell decision and dies.

3: Stayers to Guard.

Sumia saves Chrom's life.

4: BLITZ

Nowi talks to the north villager, Morgan to the Missletainn one.

5:

6:

and owain get. NEXT. Anna reminds me to take a break!

INTERLUDE

Laurent promotes at 10 to Sorceror.

PARALOGUE 6

Inigo inherits Luck +4 and Hex. So good.

Deployment: Chrom, Cynthia/Say'ri, FIGHT/Nah, Nowi/Morgan, Laurent/Miriel, Anna, Nino, Libra, Sumia

1: Chrom, Sumia, Laurent, Cynthia to Guard. FIGHT, Nowi to Bitz. Nino, Anna, Libra to Stay.

Chrom actually ran towards Inigo. Who sucks. I'm going to go eat dinner.

[Jedi]

Cynthia makes a que-

nah, let's not sugarcoat it. Cynthia makes a daft as hell decision and dies.

Did she like fly off, into a crowd of bows and wind magic or something?

[Laurent~]

I'm going to have to try a run like this.

[Integrity]

Did she like fly off, into a crowd of bows and wind magic or something?

She Galeforced into the boss (note: assassin) on Turn 2.

Also, she didn't kill the boss immediately.

No points for guessing what he did.

[Jedi]

She Galeforced into the boss (note: assassin) on Turn 2.

Also, she didn't kill the boss immediately.

No points for guessing what he did.

He gave her a very nice hug. Obviously right?

Lethality

[Integrity]

&& btw

2: Inigo to Stay.

Chrom piled onto Inigo after recruiting him for a little extra survivability buffer since I'm about to get reamed.

3: Nino, Anna, Libra to Guard.

My butt clenches in anticipation.

Inigo goes up (YOU WERE SET TO STAY YOU TIT) and dies. Cynthia dies stalling the entire southern brigade. Libra dies doing the same. Nino DUAL GUARDS for Chrom. Sumia dies stalling the entire north brigade. Chrom dies. Holy shitting hell.

I HAVE A PLAN

aye mate this is well smart

-----

PARALOGUE 6

Inigo inherits Luck +4 and Hex. So good.

Deployment: Nah/Chrom, Cynthia/Say'ri, FIGHT/Nowi, Morgan, Laurent/Miriel, Anna, Nino, Libra, Sumia

1: Everybody to Blitz except: Cynthia, Anna to Stay. Nah, Morgan to Off.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaye

Overrode Nah to go towards Inigo.

2: Inigo to Stay.

Christ this map has a lot of forged silver bows.

Libra dies sort of pointlessly.

AYE THEY'RE IN RANGE

3: Morgan to FUCK.

GET.

Inigo dies. Cynthia dies. Nino dies. Sumia dies. Laurent dies. Miriel dies. Say'ri dies to a Galeforcer. THIS IS GOING POORLY.

4: Right, tally. FIGHT/Nowi, Nah/Chrom, Morgan, Anna. Yep.

EVERYBODY TO FUCK COME WHAT MAY

ANNA'S OUT

FIGHT IS A SOLING MONSTER

NAH IS CAPPED AT 30

9: THAT WAS A GLORIOUS WHIRLWIND OF FIGHT

INTERLUDE

Nah jumps at 30 to Dark Flier. C'mon, Galeforcebaby. Her stats are baller as hell.

PARALOGUE 7

Brady appears to have inherited Focus and Demoiselle. Whatever.

Deployment: Cynthia/Chrom, FIGHT/Nowi, Libra, Morgan, Laurent/Miriel, Nah/Say'ri, Anna, Sumia

1: Laurent, Morgan, FIGHT, Nah to Blitz. Else, Guard.

Overrode Cynthia to get Chrom to the Braids. That was a horrible joke.

Laurent gets well cocked.

2: No change.

Villagers die.

3: Guess.

ANOTHER VILLAGER DIES ONLY ONE LEFT

morgan honey baby you failed

4: fuck it go up

Last villager dies. Pathetic, team.

BRADY GET

PARALOGUE 10

Severa inherited Speed +2 and Discipline. Nobody cares.

Deployment: Nah/Chrom, Sumia/FIGHT, Nowi, Miriel, Say'ri, Libra, Laurent, Nino, Cynthia/Morgan, Anna

1: Blitz. All Blitz. I think I can do this legitimately.

7: Everybody to Guard.

Christ alive everything is stable. Here's a brief summary of what happened:

Nah ferried Chrom to talk to Severa (is this actually necessary? i've never not done it). Then everybody was set to BLITZ.

Cynthia rushed up REALLY FAST and DIED, dropping Morgan VERY FORWARD. Then everything became chaos for several turns. Now I have to hold still for a turn or two so I don't accidentally fuck Holland.

9: ok back to kill

14: Sumia ganks whatshisface.

I'm a LITTLE surprised I pulled that off with the recruitment.

EDIT:

INTERLUDE actually has stuff so i'll put it in before i turn the 3ds off

FIGHT/Sumia C. Nino reclasses at 15 to Grandmaster. RAX gives a Miriel/Stahl boner and Lucina surges MAG and SPD. Nowi informs me that it's getting late. Thanks, dear.

Edited April 5, 2013 by Integrity

[catastrophe_2]

You know how in the Chapter 2 talk they say "When you turn autobattle on it means that Avatar (FIGHT) stops giving orders and just lets us do whatever?". Now I'm just imagining Chrom's army as a bunch of drooling idiots (some of whom are, admittingly, pretty good at stabbing people) that would just run around the field wildly flailing at the enemies with varying levels of success if Avatar isn't controlling their every move. Kinda makes you imagine what other Avatars (that actually issue orders) go through during each battle... "NO SUMIA LAVA BAD. LAVA B- CORDELIA YOU HAVE TO AVOID ARCH- Oh for fucks sake...".

Edited April 6, 2013 by catastrophe_2

[pinkbubblegum]

Woah, I'm late in reading this but...

2: Chrom, Cordelia to Guard.

Laurent nearly died to the lava. Everybody piled into the lava to heal everybody who took damage from the lava. Oh, dear.

3: No change.

Everybody piled into the lava to ...:|

this is going to be fun

at least my ketes are free

til: lava can't kill people quite

4: No change.

Presently, everybody who is not a Manakete is in lava.

5: No change.

Sumia PERISHED because she WON'T LEAVE THE FUCKING LAVA

I can't get over how amazingly talented the AI is xD

[Integrity]

Let's go get GEROME

PARALOGUE 11

Gerome inherited Quick Burn and HP +5. He's not amazing.

Deployment: Chrom, Anna, Libra, Sumia, FIGHT, Cynthia/Say'ri, Laurent/Miriel, Nah/Nowi, Nino, Morgan

1: Chrom, Nah to Blitz. Libra to Stay. Everybody else to Guard.

Chrom recruited Gerome, who piled into him. My speakers died, so this post is getting posted and will be edited soonish 'cause rebooting.

EDIT: RIGHT reboot was successful.

2: No change.

Nah does some clearing for XP. She gets hurt pretty bad. :(

So does Nino, for that matter.

3: Nah to Guard.

BATTLEBALL UP, MEN

4: No change.

Laurent dies. REALLY LAURENT WHAT'S THE POINT IN LIFETAKER IF YOU DIE FROM FULL

SRS DOOD

5: Miriel to Guard.

stupid fucking laurent

For reference, TEAM FIGHT SQUAD went halfway up the middle bridge, then made a left and is now on the southleftern bridge. \o/?

Anna lags behind and dies. ANNA

6: No change.

I think the best way to do this is just to BATTLEBALL up, since everybody is getting at me.

Miriel dies.

7: Libra to Guard.

forgot about him

heh

libra dies

chrom dies

oh shit

losing libra meant losing my last staffer

HM

time to restart

EDIT2:

PARALOGUE 11

Gerome inherited Quick Burn and HP +5. He's not amazing.

Deployment: Chrom, Anna, Libra, Sumia, FIGHT, Cynthia/Say'ri, Miriel/Laurent, Nah/Nowi, Nino, Morgan

1: Nah to Blitz. Anna, Miriel, Libra to Stay. Everybody else to Guard.

Same deal, a little carefuller.

2: Nino to Stay.

Keep the girl alive for when shit gets hairy. Nah's floating 15 health now, gonna try to keep her out there.

3: No change.

k time to pull back

4: Nah, Miriel to Guard. Chrom, Morgan, FIGHT to Blitz.

Hm. Now we're on the middle island. This could be awkward.

5: Anna, Libra to Guard.

chrom your dodge is so bad

cynthia's out

anna's out

6: Chrom to Guard.

oh my fuck half the wyverns have swordbreaker

say'ri out

7: Chrom to Stay. Nino to Guard.

nino out

this chapter is frustrating due mostly to 100% hit on chrom from 2 range

8: No change.

My remaining force managed to clear just enough stuff to keep Chrom alive.

9: No change.

Galeforce is God here.

10: No change.

fuck me it's over

gerome get

INTERLUDE

Nowi/Nah B. Panne reclassed at 18 to Wyvern Knight for a SUICIDE RUN. FIGHT is 15 xp from a reclass. :|

...

hahaha sumia had a bronze sword equipped that whole last chapter

PARALOGUE 13

Yarne inherited Strength +2 and Aptitude. Too bad his stats are ASS.

PREDeployment: Nah chugs Magic, Speed, and Defense tonics. Nowi, Morgan, and Sumia chug Strength, Speed and Defense tonics. FIGHT chugs a Strength and a Speed tonic just in case.

NO NO YES YES

IT'S FUCKING TIME

Deployment: Morgan/Chrom, Nah/Miriel, Nino, Libra, Anna, Laurent, Nowi/FIGHT, Sumia/Cynthia, Panne.

1: IT'S FUCKING TIME.

Edited April 6, 2013 by Integrity

[Integrity]

1: EVERY UNPAIRED UNIT except libra and nino DIES

2: CONTINUE TO FUCK

LIBRA AND NINO DIE

3: CONTINUE TO FUCK

4: MAIM KILL BURN

5: get villages BUT THEN MURDER

failed to get the top-left village because the armor boss parked himself on it

MOST FIGHT

THAT CHAPTER WAS SO HARD METAL

PARALOGUE 15

Noire inherited Anathema and Rally Luck. I forgot to check.

Current goal: get Nah Galeforce so I can tackle Tiki's Paralogue. She's at level 10 presently.

[Jedi]

SO HARD METAL.. Dare we call it Heavy Metal?

[Integrity]

FIGHT Second Seals out of Hero at 15. I didn't notice. He's a Berzerker now - the pinnacle of FIGHT.

PARALOGUE 15

Deployment: Chrom, FIGHT/Morgan, Anna, Laurent, Libra, Sumia/Cynthia, Miriel, Nah/Nowi, Nino/Say'ri

1: Chrom, Nino, Anna, Miriel, Laurent, Say'ri to Guard. FIGHT, Nah, Sumia to Blitz. Libra to Stay.

operation galeforce nah is go

18 xp per kill divided into four levels to go

she's got getting it this chapter

2: Noire to Blitz.

may as well

laurent died (NO REALLY?)

anna died

3: Libra to Guard.

nothing special

4: Chrom to Stay.

noire nicked a kill! shitty level though

Chrom nearly dies. Figures.

5: Chrom to Guard.

save yerself you tit

Miriel dies pointlessly, but Sumia does some VERY FIGHT.

6: No change.

Noire stomps a second kill for an even worse level. Sumia ends the map. ALL KIDS GET

INTERLUDE

FIGHT/Morgan B. Sumia/Cynthia B. Noire gets her free Cs. Promoted Noire at 12 to Sniper.

RAX

useless, useless, useless, henry/tharja boner, useless

RIGHT no Galeforcing Nah but I might still be able to pull this. ONCE MORE

PARALOGUE 17

Deployment: Cynthia/Chrom, Miriel, Morgan, Noire, Libra, Nah, Say'ri, Nowi, Nino, Laurent, Sumia, FIGHT

1: FIGHT, Nowi, Miriel, Noire, Morgan, Nino to Blitz. Everybody else to Off.

I THINK this plan could work.

2: Cynthia, Sumia, Nah to Blitz.

fuck tiki took a hit

FULL BLITZ

tiki went down

okay one falcoknight made it in from the left and screwed me

must prevent THAT specifically

TAKE TWO

1: Identical, but +Laurent to Blitz.

2: Ditto.

LAURENT YOU SUCK

3: Full blitz.

PERFECT LEVEL FOR NOWI

tiki takes a hit

4: ...

tiki dies

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: Shore up Cynthia's durability a little bit. Tag Say'ri on instead of Chrom? Also, Cynthia ate a Dracoshield.

SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS: I want to have NO STAVES. Had Libra attacked instead of healing Tiki would have lived.

TAKE THREE

Identical to above, except Cynthia/Say'ri instead of Cynthia/Chrom.

1: Chrom to Off instead of Say'ri to Off.

2: As expected.

3: No change.

Two Griffons are near Tiki now. Gonna try to keep Chrom and Libra on standby and see what happens.

noire is fucking clutch

there were two living enemies at the end of that turn

4: Full blitz.

time for the lads to break formation i think

fuck me that's a lot of them

5: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

MAIM KILL BURN

cynthia and tiki died

4 take 2: Miriel to Off, else full blitz.

Having her not reposition will be critical for Turn 5 I think.

Everything but the boss was dead at the end of Turn 4.

5 take 2: Miriel to Blitz, Chrom to Off.

Nah nails the boss.

AYE WE GOT THIS

6: BLITZ

Chrom Aethers one of the last two just for shits. MVPs: Morgan and Noire. I don't remember the last time my MVPs weren't two paired units.

TIKI GET MOTHERFUCKERS

INTERLUDE

Morgan/Noire C. Cynthia promotes at 10 to Wyvern Lord.

SAVE AND QUIT i'm finally done with fucking paralogues

[Integrity]

RIGHT excelsior to Walhart.

CHAPTER 19

Deployment: Chrom, FIGHT, Nowi, Tiki/Say'ri, Nino, Sumia, Cynthia/Noire, Morgan, Libra, Laurent, Nah, Anna, Miriel

1: Chrom, Anna, Libra to Stay. FIGHT, Sumia, Nowi, Nah, Miriel, Laurent, Morgan to Blitz. Cynthia, Tiki, Nino to Guard.

Laurent dies spectacularly. Why do I ever trust him to do anything? Note to self: always battleball Laurent up. Nah dual guards three times in a row so Miriel doesn't die.

2: Chrom, Miriel, Libra, Anna to Guard.

Sumia's got a bit of good pain going on. Time to deploy some heavy ordinance.

3: Cynthia to Blitz.

Cynthia gets her two kills. Miriel gets run down by a number of enemies and perishes.

4: No change.

One enemy left between me and Walhart's honor guard.

CYNTHIA AGGROED WALHART OH GOD

Both Cynthia and Noire missed him. Cynthia perished.

5: BLITZ

KILL WALHART DAMN YOU ALL

Noire baits Walhart away from killing Chrom and dies. Libra goes out.

6: BLITZ

Tiki and Sumia chip at Walhart, Nah finishes.

INTERLUDE

Tiki/Say'ri C.

CHAPTER 20

Deployment: Identical to last time.

1: Chrom, Libra, Anna to Stay. Laurent, Nino, Cynthia, Miriel to Blitz. Else, Guard.

Miriel makes weird tactical decisions and survives them.

2: Chrom, Libra, Anna, Sumia to Guard. Miriel to Stay. FIGHT Family to Blitz.

Only Nowi went up, oddly. She's still fucking everybody roughly.

3: Miriel, Nino to Guard.

Cynthia clears the rest of the right hall. Only Excellus survives out of his batch.

4: No change.

Nowi aggros Walhart. She could probably take him in a straight fight. Half of Walhart's honor guard doesn't aggro, the other half die on Cynthia.

5: BLITZ

Fight chips, Nowi finishes.

INTERLUDE

Chrom/Sumia A. Nah/Morgan B.

CHAPTER 21

Deployment: Identical but minus Anna.

1: Chrom, FIGHT, Sumia, Nino, Nowi, Tiki, Morgan to Guard. Miriel, Laurent, Libra to Stay. Nah, Cynthia to Blitz.

Simple stuff.

2: Stayers to Guard. Sumia, Nowi to Stay. Morgan, FIGHT to Blitz.

Nah got Galeforce! But then she died.

3: No change.

Chrom dies to Mire. New plan!

1 take 2: Identical, except Nah/Chrom.

2 take 2: Everybody except Nah to Guard.

3 take 2: No change.

I just figured something out. Nobody's getting healed because everybody's trying to catch up to Chrom, on Nah's back.

4: BLITZ

Healers do their jobs. Sumia perishes.

5, 6: BLITZ

Reinforcements gank Libra. Nah ganks Algol with Chrom's help. Say'ri/Tiki MVP?!

INTERLUDE

Nah tags out at 17 back to Manakete: GALEFORCE EDITION.

CHAPTER 22

Deployment: Sumia/Chrom, Morgan/FIGHT, Cynthia/Noire, Nah/Nowi, Tiki/Say'ri, Libra/Nino, Miriel

1: Sumia to Stay. Morgan, Nah to Blitz. Else, Guard.

Condensed team this time to match their condensed team full of legendaries.

2: BLITZ

I'm already bored of this map.

3, 4, 5: BLITZ

Nah is stupid. She's getting multiple LEVELS per turn because of Galeforce and her absurdly tiny level (manakeeete)

6: BLITZ

Cynthia 1hkos Aversa. Okay then.

INTERLUDE

Nowi/Nah A.

CHAPTER 23

Deployment: FIGHT/Chrom, Sumia, Nino, Nowi, Tiki/Say'ri, Laurent, Nah, Libra, Cynthia/Noire, Morgan, Miriel, Anna

1: MOST FIGHT

Anybody set to anything but Blitz is just gonna dick around so let's just end it.

libra sucks

miriel does too

2: KILL

FIGHT Helswaths the shit out of Validar.

Cynthia and Sumia die. Noire dies. Basilio dies.

3:

Laurent dies, Flavia dies, this map is just a clusterfuck.

4:

Nino dies, Anna dies, just dragons and FIGHT left.

5, 6:

Morgan shows up to take Validar alone. Morgan manages it.

7: Cleanup. I'm on the home stretch now.

INTERLUDE

Chrom/FIGHT A. Say'ri/Tiki B. I sell a bunch of shit to buy Dragonstone+es.

CHAPTER 24

Deployment: FIGHT/Chrom, Morgan/Noire, Tiki/Say'ri, Anna, Cynthia/Laurent, Sumia/Libra, Nowi/Miriel, Nah/Nino

1: Blitz.

You know, screw the pretense that this is even difficult anymore. I'm ready for it to just be done.

Anna dies.

2: Blitz.

3: Blitz.

4: Blitz.

5: Blitz.

Cynthia dies unexpectedly. Laurent's boned.

Laurent dies.

6: Blitz.

MAP OVER

CHAPTER 25

YEP IDENTICAL

2: Cynthia dies.

3: Anna dies. Laurent dies.

4: Sumia dies.

5: Libra dies.

6: Nah ganks Aversa.

FINAL INTERLUDE

Morgan/Noire B.

FINAL RAX

20 xp for Kellam, nothing, nothing

FINAL

Identical deployment, all BLITZ

TURN NINE Morgan finally engaged Grima in combat.

TURN THIRTEEN Morgan finally re-engaged Grima in combat.

TURN FOURTEEN (cock's sake) Nah finally killed Grima. I overwhelmed the reinforcements and autobattled Grima to death.

YES

FIGHT offs him himself, stats later.

[Integrity]

RIGHT end credits

this WAS GOING TO HAPPEN last night but the forums died so

PREMONITION: 2 turns

PROLOGUE: 7 turns, Fight and Chrom

1: 4 turns, FIGHT and Lissa

2: 6 turns, FIGHT and Lissa

3: 10 turns, FIGHT and Chrom

4: 7 turns, FIGHT and Chrom

5: 15 turns, FIGHT and Vaike

6: 8 turns, FIGHT and Vaike

PARA1: 15 turns, Frederick and Sumia

PARA2: 8 turns, Frederick and Sumia

7: 7 turns, Chrom and Sully

8: 13 turns, Frederick and Sumia

PARA3: 6 turns, Frederick and Sumia

9: 9 turns, Miriel and Gregor

10: 8 turns, Frederick and Sumia

PARA4: 12 turns, FIGHT and Nowi

11: 7 turns, FIGHT and Nowi

12: 8 turns, FIGHT and Nowi

13: 9 turns, Miriel and Gregor

14: 11 turns, Miriel and Gregor

15: 11 turns, Miriel and Gregor

16: 10 turns, Chrom and Lucina

17: 8 turns, Miriel and Gregor

PARA12: 6 turns, Miriel and Gregor

PARA8: 11 turns, Frederick and Sumia

PARA16: 33 turns, Nowi and Cherche

PARA14: 5 turns, Nowi and Cherche

18: 9 turns, FIGHT and Nah

PARA9: 6 turns, Morgan and Nah

PARA5: 6 turns, Miriel and Laurent

PARA6: 9 turns, FIGHT and Nowi

PARA7: 6 turns, FIGHT and Nowi

PARA10: 14 turns, FIGHT and Sumia

PARA11: 10 turns, Nowi and Nah

PARA13: 5 turns, Sumia and Cynthia

PARA15: 6 turns, Nowi and Nah

PARA17: 6 turns, Morgan and Noire

19: 6 turns, Nowi and Nah

20: 5 turns, FIGHT and Nowi

21: 6 turns, Say'ri and Tiki

22: 6 turns, Nowi and Nah

23: 7 turns, Say'ri and Tiki

24: 6 turns, Morgan and Noire

25: 6 turns, Morgan and Noire

ENDGAME: 14 turns, FIGHT and Chrom

KILLS! Kids marked with (grind) were used as the fighter in support grinding for weddings.

Chrom: 174 B / 59 W

Sully: 13 B / 2 W

Frederick: 52 B / 28 W

Sumia: 332 B / 209 W GOLD (?!)

Virion: 10 B / 1 W

Vaike: 48 B / 27 W (grind)

Cherche: 24 B / 15 W

Stahl: 57 B / 34 W (grind)

Cordelia: 62 B / 25 W

Kellam: 26 B / 8 W

Lon'qu: 51 B / 28 W (grind)

Lissa: 5 B / 0 W

Ricken: 78 B / 41 W (grind)

Maribelle: 6 B / 0 W

Gaius: 1 B / 0 W

Gregor: 1 B / 0 W

Miriel: 187 B / 153 W BRONZE

Libra: 85 B / 17 W

Tharja: 40 B / 22 W (grind)

Henry: 16 B / 7 W (grind)

Olivia: 0 B / 0 W

Say'ri: 36 B / 18 W

Basilio: 1 B / 0 W

Flavia: 1 B / 0 W

Donnel: 7 B / 2 W

Panne: 60 B / 39 W (grind)

Anna: 57 B / 18 W

Lucina: 4 B / 1 W

Owain: 3 B / 0 W

Inigo: 0 B / 0 W

Brady: 0 B / 0 W

Kjelle: 0 B / 0 W

Cynthia: 73 B / 40 W

Severa: 0 B / 0 W

Gerome: 0 B / 0 W

Morgan: 163 B / 145 W

Yarne: 1 B / 0 W

Laurent: 56 B / 30 W

Noire: 11 B / 6 W

Nah: 222 B / 170 W SILVER

Tiki: 42 B / 29 W

FIGHT: 226 B / 148 W

Nowi: 209 B / 148 W

that

that's well romantic

AND IT'S OVER

[charlie_]

Fun run to read. Out of curiosity, I did death counts.

Vaike: 0

Gaius: 0

Gregor: 0

Brady

Owain: 0

Kjelle: 0

Severa: 0

Gerome: 0

Yarne: 0

Basilio: 1

Flavia: 1

Stahl: 1

Virion: 1

Donnel: 1

Ricken: 1

Lon'qu: 1

Tharja: 1

Olivia: 1

Kellam: 2

Lissa: 2

Henry: 2

Lucina: 2

Morgan: 2

Nah: 2

Inigo: 2

Noire: 2

FIGHT: 3

Mariabelle: 3

Sully: 3

Say'ri: 4

Cherche: 4

Panne: 4

Frederick: 5

Tiki: 5

Nino: 8

Cordelia: 9

Anna: 11

Miriel: 11

Chrom: 11

Laurent: 12

Cynthia: 12

Libra: 13

Sumia: 15

Laurent managing to match beat his mother with half of the playtime she got is pretty funny.

There might be mistakes, meh.

Edited April 14, 2013 by Serious Bananas

[Integrity]

Cynthia and Sumia being up there doesn't surprise me a bit, given as their job was collectively "have galeforce, go apeshit".

Also, add to your tally one for everybody who was a regular deployment who was NOT: FIGHT, Chrom, Nah, Nino, Morgan, Noire, Nowi, Miriel. I did a full deployment for the Endgame and everybody but the killer four pairs died out. That means Laurent ACTUALLY BEAT Miriel for deaths. \o/

[charlie_]

Hooray for Laurent being terrible! \o/

[eclipse]

Well, that was amusing! Thanks for doing it!

(also why did Nino die so much )

[Jedi]

Was a very enjoyable read! Thanks for sharing. Also a special thanks to SB for counting all the deaths

Sad to see so many for Miriel

[Integrity]

Miriel and Laurent would have died less if I'd let them ever use Nosferatu, it should be said. I only used three charges of one tome and that was all Tharja's join chapter.

[Jedi]

Miriel and Laurent would have died less if I'd let them ever use Nosferatu, it should be said. I only used three charges of one tome and that was all Tharja's join chapter.

I guess you could call them.. Nosfercan'ts due to the way you used it then.

Ok that wasn't even an attempt you may shoot me