Esau of Isaac Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Hm.... Um.... Hmmm... HAPPY RE-BIRTHDAY!!! but luci isn't mentioned in the bible He sure is. Not by the literal name Lucifer, but then the original texts don't name "God" either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Poor Crash. Unlike Jesus, he's still shunned after his 'death' and resurrection is out of the question. GEE I WONDER WHY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 GEE I WONDER WHY What point are you driving at, good sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 (edited) HAPPY RE-BIRTHDAY!!! Technically he wasn't born again. Unless he came out of a womb or an egg or whatever other way things are born. Therefore this isn't really his (re)birthday...? Edited April 1, 2013 by SlayerX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Technically he wasn't born again. Unless he came out of a womb or an egg or whatever other way things are born. Therefore this isn't really his (re)birthday...? He came out of the spectral womb, it's close enough. You know, if he didn't want to be put on a cross, he should have ran onto the middle of a lake. I haven't been to church in a very long time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 He sure is. Not by the literal name Lucifer, but then the original texts don't name "God" either. What am I thinking of then. I guess I can ask my professor next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Technically he wasn't born again. Unless he came out of a womb or an egg or whatever other way things are born. Therefore this isn't really his (re)birthday...? He went from being not-alive to alive again. If that happened to me I would celebrate it every year and make people give me presents. What am I thinking of then. I guess I can ask my professor next week. The Devil, a character that like the angels as we are aware of them today has been put together by the Church over centuries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulina Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Happy birthday Jesus! 10/10 troll 10/10 Would read again. <33 This thread makes me happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 He came out of the spectral womb, it's close enough. You know, if he didn't want to be put on a cross, he should have ran onto the middle of a lake. I haven't been to church in a very long time... lol the deepest lake. He'd be like "whatcha gonna do now son? You can't walk on water. I'm motherfucking Jesus Christ" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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