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My, my, this here Eliwood guy


Admiral "Bull" Halsey
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A certain someone make that, its really interesting yet very funny at the same time. Its suppose to be a Star Wars: Ep. 1 parody song based off of American Pie. Lets just say this person was really bored lol.

A long, long time ago,

On a continent far away,

Marquess Pherae left the land.

And I thought me and Matthew could

Help out my bud Eliwood,

By lending his quest a hand.

But the Black Fang troops didn't thrill us.

They snuck in the castle and tried to kill us.

But those soldiers were quite lax.

I introduced them to my axe.

And amidst this surprising ruse,

My team set off for Santaruz.

Then bandits attacked, but they would lose.

'Cause we ran into Eliwood...

Oh my, my, this here Eliwood guy

Set off to find his father but his father would die.

And he left his home and kissed his mother goodbye,

Saying, "I'm gonna make those craven cur cry!"

"I'm gonna make those craven cur cry!"

Did you know this Lord of Pherae

Would save Elibe from doom one day?

But that's gonna take a while...

Ahh, see him stare at that dancer lass?

He sure can sometimes act quite brass.

As we're heading to Dread Isle...

Well, we ran into the Soaring Hawk.

Found Leila, who could no longer talk.

Took down the Owl and the Shrike.

Are bird names what the Fangs like?

Well, we ended Darin's miserable life,

But we were too late to stop Lord Pherae's strife.

How do we tell this to his wife?

Too bad, Eliwood...

We started singin'...

My, my, this here Eliwood guy

Set off to find his father but his father would die.

And he left his home and kissed his mother goodbye,

Saying, "I'm gonna make those craven cur cry!"

"I'm gonna make those craven cur cry!"

Now we returned to Pherae

And on the dawn of a new day,

We wondered what to do next...

So we listened to Ninian's strange tale,

While making sure Euban's strike would fail.

Then my big bro gave us a quest...

We set off for the deserts to the west,

And Athos gave us a whole new test.

To find the Shrine of Seals,

Stop Bern's and Black Fang's deals!

We recovered the Fire Emblem jewel,

And found out the Fang was Sonia's tool.

But Nergal's plan was still quite cruel,

'Cause he tricked Eliwood...

He was singin'...

My, my, this here Eliwood guy

Set off to find his father but his father would die.

And he left his home and kissed his mother goodbye,

Saying, "I'm gonna make those craven cur cry!"

"I'm gonna make those craven cur cry!"

After releasing the Blazing Sword,

An ice dragon approached our little lord,

And suddenly, it was slain...

But Nergal laughed and showed us our wrong,

Because Ninian was a dragon all along.

Her blood his hands have stained...

Angered and grieved over her corpse,

We set off to wipe out Nergal's morphs.

We killed that blackheart without a loss,

But a Fire Dragon was the final boss.

Ninian came back, Braimmond brought her.

Eliwood wooed the girl and got her.

I hope his son doesn't cheat on my daughter.

Come on now, Eliwood...

And I was singin'...

My, my, this here Eliwood guy

Set off to find his father but his father would die.

And he left his home and kissed his mother goodbye,

Saying, "I'm gonna make those craven cur cry!"

"I'm gonna make those craven cur cry!"

We were singin'...

My, my, this here Eliwood guy

Set off to find his father but his father would die.

And he left his home and kissed his mother goodbye,

Saying, "I'm gonna make those craven cur cry!"

"I'm gonna make those craven cur cry!"

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