Integrity Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Ugh, THIS. I hate when they have big bathrooms which are filled with the tiny urinals that jut like two feet from the wall with no dick shield. You get in there and no one's there so you're like "Yeah, s'all good, I can get done before someone comes in," and you're halfway to whipping out your business and someone walks through the door. Like fuck you random guy, you picked the most inopportune time to walk in. omgizzles one of the public bathrooms in my school has only 3 urinals they are spaced such as if any of the fellows are wider than me (note: i am tiny) they will literally rub elbows or potentially hips while pissing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 a- anything but hips! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 s- so beta and adorable h-hey :o flip it over on them. when they start their business, lean over and remark, "nice watch." they won't know what to think. But what if they have a nice watch and they think "man that guy was nice I should stare at him so he can't pee"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKLucas531 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 (edited) Ugh, THIS. I hate when they have big bathrooms which are filled with the tiny urinals that jut like two feet from the wall with no dick shield. You get in there and no one's there so you're like "Yeah, s'all good, I can get done before someone comes in," and you're halfway to whipping out your business and someone walks through the door. Like fuck you random guy, you picked the most inopportune time to walk in. one of the public bathrooms at my school has fucking walls between every urinal it's so beautiful i take the extra time to go to that bathroom specifically As for the question: I'm afraid of heights, kinda. Sometimes I'm okay and other times I'm just like "oh god I'm going to die help me." I'm afraid of big rats and roaches too, one time a rat crawled over my foot in the dark and I screamed like a little girl. Edited September 17, 2013 by PKLucas531 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Ugh, THIS. I hate when they have big bathrooms which are filled with the tiny urinals that jut like two feet from the wall with no dick shield. You get in there and no one's there so you're like "Yeah, s'all good, I can get done before someone comes in," and you're halfway to whipping out your business and someone walks through the door. Like fuck you random guy, you picked the most inopportune time to walk in. are you me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Ailurophobia and please don't look that up.fear of being called a CHUMP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interest Posted September 17, 2013 Author Share Posted September 17, 2013 Ugh, THIS. I hate when they have big bathrooms which are filled with the tiny urinals that jut like two feet from the wall with no dick shield. You get in there and no one's there so you're like "Yeah, s'all good, I can get done before someone comes in," and you're halfway to whipping out your business and someone walks through the door. Like fuck you random guy, you picked the most inopportune time to walk in. You know what sucks even more? Ever been to a public bathroom with those giant troughs that serve as "urinals?" Fuck those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 fear of being called a CHUMP not a fear an enragement ps ur dead 3 me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 You know what sucks even more? Ever been to a public bathroom with those giant troughs that serve as "urinals?" Fuck those. hahaha oh god those things are so bad. i just use bathroom stalls. screw urinals. if the stalls are full, i jump ship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 (edited) °///w///° Edited September 17, 2013 by Stahlypin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 are you me it depends is original tart yogurt with gummi worms in it not the best thing on the planet the answer is no either way btw You know what sucks even more? Ever been to a public bathroom with those giant troughs that serve as "urinals?" Fuck those. Those are there all the time at beaches around here. They tend to be made out of steel or something for maximum I-can't-hear-tinkling-what-are-you-doing-standing-there effect. °///w///° this is stahly's fetish. :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Do you guys ever walk into a bathroom with 3+ stalls and stand right next to someone else who's peeing even though you could easily take one that provides a gap? I'm pretty sure I did that once just for the hell of it...yolo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Even Ishamael wouldn't pull that shit wtf's wrong with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 at least you have/can use urinals i have to deal with huge lines and not quite sanitary toilets mainly the huge lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 No joke womens' bathrooms were the fucking worst man. I did maintenance work for a year and a half and on the nights when I would get saddled with bathroom work most of the time spent would be solely on those. Every night there would be like a fucking truckload of paper covered in food, period blood, shit, etc. just everywhere. Who are these moat people that leave this shit (literally) behind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 (edited) I don't know man I mean some people just have no courtesy at all why the fuck would you leave your blood-stained toilet paper on the fucking floor urgh And people who don't flush after shits There were so many times where I walk into a stall and then walked out immediate after because it was unbearably gross My condolences to having to work there I have the utmost respect for those who clean bathrooms and they don't deserve to have to deal with rude fuckers not cleaning up after themselves Edited September 17, 2013 by Ezio Auditore da Firenze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 if there's one of those one person only bathrooms with only a toilet and sink at a restaurant or something with those arbitrary gender signs, i just ignore those and go into the one with less people in line. or whichever is closer, because yay less effort fuck you i don't care if you're a man you don't get priority in line because i was there first and who knows i could be like transsexual or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 (edited) One of the cafeterias at Google NY had a unisex bathroom They had much securer doors on the stalls and was really clean Also they had programming tips written on the door for you to read as you bathroom That was really nice I think they should put some programming tips in the CS building in my school too Edited September 17, 2013 by Ezio Auditore da Firenze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I'm scared of death, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 (edited) I don't know man I mean some people just have no courtesy at all why the fuck would you leave your blood-stained toilet paper on the fucking floor urgh And people who don't flush after shits There were so many times where I walk into a stall and then walked out immediate after because it was unbearably gross My condolences to having to work there I have the utmost respect for those who clean bathrooms and they don't deserve to have to deal with rude fuckers not cleaning up after themselves I guess it was good life experience or something. Maintenance work will often make you hate people for doing everyday things though. Like for example, any time someone touches stainless steel I want to throttle the shit out of them. You know those metal strips on on each side of the escalator in between the stairs and the glass? The ones you'll sometimes see kids sliding down and think "wow his mom should tell him not to do that, that's dangerous"? Yeah we had to buff the shit out of those. And nine times out of ten we'd have to do it with the stupid escalators off. We really just had to buff every square molecule of steel in the damn store, only to see huge seven-year-old handprints all over them a couple hours later. Or, oh, when people in parking lots hike their carts up in those little islands where the trees are? Instead of just putting them in the corral that's like ten feet away? Or god forbid they curiously decide to flip the goddamn thing over for one reason or another. It's a hate-fueled job. Pure undiluted hatepoison was fuel for the day. Also ten pounds of caffeine. if there's one of those one person only bathrooms with only a toilet and sink at a restaurant or something with those arbitrary gender signs, i just ignore those and go into the one with less people in line. or whichever is closer, because yay less effort fuck you i don't care if you're a man you don't get priority in line because i was there first and who knows i could be like transsexual or something I love one person bathrooms so much. One of my friends is one of those hogs that sits in them for like a half hour though. So I guess even they have their problems. :x Edited September 17, 2013 by Esau of Isaac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blyegg Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I fear 'What do you fear?' thre- oh shit. OK, seriously, though. #1 Thing: My head being eaten inside-out by locusts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 @Esau: Eesh. That sounds awful. People should definitely be more considerate, but alas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 (edited) One of the cafeterias at Google NY had a unisex bathroom They had much securer doors on the stalls and was really clean Also they had programming tips written on the door for you to read as you bathroom That was really nice I think they should put some programming tips in the CS building in my school too my dorms had unisex bathrooms. worked out fine. i hate the "no urinals" rule, though. luckily, my 3 roommates and i had our own bathroom. Edited September 17, 2013 by Phoenix Wright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Man there should just be Bathrooms with urinals and Bathrooms without urinals And then you get to pick whicheverone you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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