Vashiane Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 FIXED It's not a glitch, the devil axe always makes the user lose HP when they attack. Even if they're attacking a tree or a wall It's not, if your luck is too low, Devil Axes can hurt you no matter what you attack. next FE should have devil heal staves That is absolutely sadistic, IS. And THAT, David is even worse. ... And yet I am strangely okay with this. Double-edged weapons, whee~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Kill your allies while trying to save them. IS, take notes. This man has ideas that must be heard. That is absolutely sadistic, IS. And THAT, David is even worse. ... And yet I am strangely okay with this. Double-edged weapons, whee~ That's not even my best idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 . Paladins having the same DEF cap as Generals in FE11 and 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungXehanort Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Also getting killed by a wall. Can't forget those murderous walls. I love those walls, they are the bane of my existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edith Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 That's not even my best idea... I would probably kill myself attempting that...why aren't you working for Nintendo, David? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashiane Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I would probably kill myself attempting that...why aren't you working for Nintendo, David? Imagine him working for Altus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edith Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Imagine him working for Altus. He'd save Atlus from bankruptcy and SMT vs FE would be at a ridiculously difficult level that no sane person would ever attempt...I approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I would probably kill myself attempting that...why aren't you working for Nintendo, David? They rejected my ideas... Imagine him working for Altus. He'd save Atlus from bankruptcy and SMT vs FE would be at a ridiculously difficult level that no sane person would ever attempt...I approve. I appreciate the support. On topic, aside from the stupidest twist ever I mentioned before, FE13 having no (online)VS mode makes me confused and disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comet Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Hint: equip a Devil Axe on a low-health axe-wielder and attack a wall. By sheer chance, the Devil Axe will drain the rest of your HP. It also works on trees. Plus some of the death quotes can be pretty hilarious.Amelia: "I did good, didn't I?" Something like that.Jake with Arrowspate in his joining chapter is annoying when trying to recruit with Ceada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edith Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Cain and Abel not getting support conversations in FE12 Amelia: "I did good, didn't I?" Something like that.Jake with Arrowspate in his joining chapter is annoying when trying to recruit with Ceada. I saw a video on youtube with a montage of characters getting killed by walls, but I forgot the name of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 It's not a glitch, the devil axe always makes the user lose HP when they attack. Even if they're attacking a tree or a wall Nobody, stop lying. the devil axe just has a chance of attacking the user instead of the enemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Banzai Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 The Hierarch in Ch 7 FE13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Nobody, stop lying. the devil axe just has a chance of attacking the user instead of the enemy. I didn't know that... Every time I used it, I also lost HP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Nobody, stop lying. the devil axe just has a chance of attacking the user instead of the enemy. Maybe he's just THAT unlucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 (edited) Cain and Abel not getting support conversations in FE12 I saw a video on youtube with a montage of characters getting killed by walls, but I forgot the name of it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR5AS8-rukc This one? LOL at Dozla. "I couldn't have asked for a better ending", while being killed by a wall! Nevermind about the devil axe... For some reason, I thought it worked like the pokemon moves where you always lose some HP, like take down or double edge. Edited September 2, 2013 by Nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackavar Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Not gameplay or story related, but the female mage/Linde's battle animation in FE1 and 3. Maybe I'm remembering incorrectly, since it's been years since I played those games and I can't find the animation online, but it sure looked like someone got the bright idea to animate a wardrobe malfunction and nobody questioned it. Also, small items such as vulneraries, rings, scrolls, gems, etc. taking up item slots. So, 5 door keys apparently take up the same amount of space as, say, 5 axes or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Marth Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR5AS8-rukc This one? Nobody believed him. They all thought he was crazy. He prepared for it the best he could. But when the murderous walls were unleashed, even Gilliam, who was prepared for anything, couldn't stop them. lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 (edited) At least Geitz death quote fits the situation well. Edited September 2, 2013 by Nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJWalker Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 FE13's plot. Go home everyone. You can't get top that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 My top three "WTF FE13?!" moments: 1. End of Chapter 14 2. Avatar Sacrifice ending 3. After defeating Validar's first form in Chapter 23 What. The. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 FE13's plot. Go home everyone. You can't get top that. Nope, nothing in FE13 is as stupid as the FE2 twist I mentioned. Nothing My top three "WTF FE13?!" moments: 1. End of Chapter 14 2. Avatar Sacrifice ending 3. After defeating Validar's first form in Chapter 23 What. The. Fuck. @bolded: Especially that one, just, really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyvernSurfer Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Mostly story related. I'm being broad here but... Basilio Ex Machina along with just about anything contrived and silly in FE13. Most enemy recruitment in any FE game. "I'll gladly allow you into our ranks, apparent good-natured person!" Ephraim recruiting Amelia. "Grado's using child soldiers? That's horrible." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Ephraim recruiting Amelia. "Grado's using child soldiers? That's horrible." This is the best thing ever. Dumbest thing I've seen is an entire Plegian military concerned over the death of the enemies leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 (edited) FE1: Matthis killing Lena FE2: Clerbe: Oh, a kid with no experience. Wanna become our leader? FE3: You know Matthis, even if you have to try to kill your sister, could you at least not belittle the guy who actually protects her. FE4: Manfroy using Julia against Celice instead of killing her. 20 years, buddy... You almost made it and then this. FE5: Wiseman: Hey, Reidrick. We have caught those 2 girls we can take as hostages against that powerful swordwoman. Reidrick: Awesome. I take them with me. You take care of the situation here. Bye. And of course, Leaf only finds out after the fight that the girls were kidnapped and that he better not dare to resist. Good job getting your men pointlessly killed, Reidrick. FE6: Okay, how hard can it be to kill an imprisoned and unarmed mage girl? FE7: Lyn defeating Lundgren. Since the script specifically clarifies that the people are not rebelling and that the other duchies won't get involved, it means that Lyn literally took over an entire country with the few people she meet on her way. FE8: Eirka/Ephrahim loosing a Sacred Stone because they chased after Lyon by themselves. FE9: What better way to get new recruits but to raid an enemy prison camp? Of course, that attack is the stated reason the Daein are pursuing the group in chapter 11. Nice idea, Ranulf. FE10: The Black Knight revealing that he got himself be stabbed and let a castle drop on his head on purpose. Which was apparently a better way to avoid a fight then just teleporting away. FE11: The game embarrassingly trying to push the idea that the guy who murdered his father and sold out his sisters is totally a good guy who was just misguided. FE12: There are so many problems with making a bunch of new inexperienced recruits part of your personal guard. Katarina only demonstrated one of them. FE13: Avatar tricking Jafar in chapter 23, using a plan that Red Mage would have praised her for. Tear Ring Saga: Eugen: Axe Fighter? ehh.. Cavalier with Elite?.. I can't see what good that would do. High level Sage and the only character with both staffs and offensive magic? Pretty neat. ZOMG! What is this!? A shitty low level archer! Lord Runan, that's just what we need! Edited September 2, 2013 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 FE1: Lets make a map full of cavalier. Then give the Lord a cheap exclusive weapon that murders them! And also, give the Lord the "Provoke" despite the fact that skill dun exist yet.... except for Marth! Nice Idea IS. FE4: - The less said about Quan's downright spiral to his death, the better - Part 2 being basically Leif Story is amusing FE5: - Our Moral Center is a Torture Priest - I AM THE FUTURE KING AND I DON'T KNOW MY LAND IS POOR AND UNDERDEVELOPED BECAUSE I DON'T FACE HUNGER AT ALL! FE4 and FE5: - The way that Trabant played around the entire cast is amusing FE6: - Game: OMG MASTER ROY YOU ARE SO AMAZING YOU ARE A GOOD TACTICIAN YOU ARE CLEVER AND YOU ARE WISE. ROY IS OUR BOSS Real World: FUCK ROY WHY DO YOU SUCK SO MUCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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