Aquakat Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 (LMAO OH FUCK) Cassandra's face felt like it was on fire as she stared at Klotho's naked form. "Oh... oh my... I don't know how I'd ever compare to you..." She said, as she brought her in for another large kiss. "Hold on. It sounds like... oh, no way... IT'S HOT LESBIAN SEX?!" *pulls out Armads, ready to bust down the door* "So… am I… doing this right?" pay no attention, we're just flipping out with how crazy this is getting Sorry, I have a VERY high threshold for things like this. Growing up with an artist parent, Marching Band, Drama, Greek and Latin classes… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Alright, I guess Anon dies. Oh well, if that happens maybe I can send him on an afterlife deity killing gaiden laying both Doma an Mila to waste allowing Kat and Phoibus (finally spelled that right) to live normally. This idea has probably already been revoked, but it's fun to imagine. Anon: *tries to get up* Must...relax...open...airways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Sorry, I have a VERY high threshold for things like this. Growing up with an artist parent, Marching Band, Drama, Greek and Latin classes… BAND CAMP "So… am I… doing this right?" Cassandra merely let out a soft moan as she broke away from the kiss. "Oh, your lips are divine..." She cooed out, before transitioning herself into kissing up Klotho's neck. At Poly's outburst, she immediately sputtered, blushing redder than the Anna's hair. "W-What. WHAT? P-P-Poly d-don't go in there! That's KIND OF PRIVATE." "DAMMIT, THIS WILL RUIN ARMY CHEMISTRY IF I DON'T STOP IT! IT'S SCIENCE, BITCH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 "DAMMIT, THIS WILL RUIN ARMY CHEMISTRY IF I DON'T STOP IT! IT'S SCIENCE, BITCH!" Eh, already made jokes like this in the past. I still approve though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashiane Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 BAND CAMP Cassandra merely let out a soft moan as she broke away from the kiss. "Oh, your lips are divine..." She cooed out, before transitioning herself into kissing up Klotho's neck. "DAMMIT, THIS WILL RUIN ARMY CHEMISTRY IF I DON'T STOP IT! IT'S SCIENCE, BITCH!" I-It's fine! Really... You'd think my love of... fanfiction would have killed my ability to get so flustered but... :\ "Watching two girls go at it counts as science?" Silvia said drily, folding her arms. "Well, then I may as well hit up Miriel for some one-on-one experimentation then." I-I regret nothing! [/flees] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 "... Dear god, we're all horny. Oy, Ace, where's your sister?" (You already know what I'm gonna say) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquakat Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 (edited) Alright, I guess Anon dies. Oh well, if that happens maybe I can send him on an afterlife deity killing gaiden laying both Doma an Mila to waste allowing Kat and Phoibus (finally spelled that right) to live normally. This idea has probably already been revoked, but it's fun to imagine. Anon: *tries to get up* Must...relax...open...airways... (Denied.) Cassandra merely let out a soft moan as she broke away from the kiss. "Oh, your lips are divine..." She cooed out, before transitioning herself into kissing up Klotho's neck. "DAMMIT, THIS WILL RUIN ARMY CHEMISTRY IF I DON'T STOP IT! IT'S SCIENCE, BITCH!" "Wouldn't that mean I'm a goo-OH!" (I'm having a little too much fun with this) "Poly, what, exactly, about a lesbian couple is 'off'?" (You know the concept of 'glad to be alive' sex? I think the group just got hit with it after all the stress. Also, Silvia's the best.) Edited November 30, 2013 by Kat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 (edited) (I do not regret as much as I should. This however, I really regret) Edited November 30, 2013 by AnonymousSpeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 (edited) BAND CAMP Cassandra merely let out a soft moan as she broke away from the kiss. "Oh, your lips are divine..." She cooed out, before transitioning herself into kissing up Klotho's neck. "DAMMIT, THIS WILL RUIN ARMY CHEMISTRY IF I DON'T STOP IT! IT'S SCIENCE, BITCH!" right i think i know what happens next Edited November 30, 2013 by Dandragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 "Wouldn't that mean I'm a goo-OH!" (I'm having a little too much fun with this) Cassandra moaned as she continued her apparent quest to kiss every single part of Klotho's body - not that she minded such an arduous task. "Mmm... my love, you are the absolute best that I've ever had." "Poly, what, exactly, about a lesbian couple is 'off'?" "Nothing, aside from the fact it throws all my shipping calculations and algorithms out of whack." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquakat Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Cassandra moaned as she continued her apparent quest to kiss every single part of Klotho's body - not that she minded such an arduous task. "Mmm... my love, you are the absolute best that I've ever had." "Nothing, aside from the fact it throws all my shipping calculations and algorithms out of whack." "Is… that so?" "If it gets her mind off my idiot brother, by all means, throw more at Klotho." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 (...fuck this, I quit. I'll make an explanation later.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Cassandra moaned as she continued her apparent quest to kiss every single part of Klotho's body - not that she minded such an arduous task. "Mmm... my love, you are the absolute best that I've ever had." "Nothing, aside from the fact it throws all my shipping calculations and algorithms out of whack." Dan heard those words that Cassandra had said, and it pierced his heart. He felt depression rising. He held his head down, and began to walk back to his room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 (...fuck this, I quit. I'll make an explanation later.) (You're not actually serious, right?) "Is… that so?" "Absolutely~" Cassandra purred out. It was more or less true; after all, she was a virgin, so, really, Klotho was the only one she'd ever had. "If it gets her mind off my idiot brother, by all means, throw more at Klotho." "... You're not even going to comment on the fact that I ship with math?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashiane Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I'm wondering if we should pull a fade-to-black on Cass and Klotho... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquakat Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 (You're not actually serious, right?) "Absolutely~" Cassandra purred out. It was more or less true; after all, she was a virgin, so, really, Klotho was the only one she'd ever had. "... You're not even going to comment on the fact that I ship with math?" "No, of course not, shipping king." I'm wondering if we should pull a fade-to-black on Cass and Klotho... (Was just about to ask, and in fact request, this if it's continuing.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 You perverted bastards. What In hell is wrong with all of yo u? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Dan heard those words that Cassandra had said, and it pierced his heart. He felt depression rising. He held his head down, and began to walk back to his room. (ruh roh.) "No, of course not, shipping king." *shrugs* "Fine then." *kicks the door in, snapping the chair lodged in it* " ... What. The. FUCK." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 (edited) On 11/29/2013 at 8:48 PM, Polydeuces said: (You're not actually serious, right?) Does this face look un-serious to you? Meme aside, yes. I am serious. Edited August 28, 2020 by AnonymousSpeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 You perverted bastards. What In hell is wrong with all of yo u? One more minute here to point out unneeded space... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 right, now i feel bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I feel amazing right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I feel amazing right now. .... You're all fired. Except Breezy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashiane Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 W-Well then... this was... interesting. o//////////o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Tactician Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 "... Dear god, we're all horny. Oy, Ace, where's your sister?" (You already know what I'm gonna say) Ace:"........"Alicia:*entering*"Ace, have you seen Anon? .....HOLY...." Ace:"Poly kicked in the door...can I pass out now?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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