Ninian Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I'm skipping the rest of this. I'm dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 not here you're not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 (edited) Being shota is suffering. tell me about it :U I'm skipping the rest of this. I'm dead. rip in pieces Edited September 11, 2014 by Draco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 (edited) EDIT: Accidental double post. Oops... sorry about that. Edited September 11, 2014 by Draco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted September 13, 2014 Author Share Posted September 13, 2014 I'M GONNA KRIEG THIS BEFORE THE MONTH OF THE MONTH I SWEAR [spoiler=Chapter 31: Flan and the Broken Record] and thus the FE6 tag team went with her i-i mean TO ZANARKAND I MEAN OSTIA >should aw fuck you WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PRINCE OF PERSIA SHIT LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID despite the fact we're dragging around two Etrurian nobles this excuse gets used sure, why not "AND THIS TIME, DON'T FORGET THE HOOKERS" uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "I know how many licks it takes to the middle of a Tootsie Pop, yes." "It's thirty licks!" and he found it all right the truth called WAIFUS er DESPAIR yeah that was the joke I was going for there ZETSUBOU DIVIDES, MAN then suddenly DRAGONS CHILLING IN SPAIN or not Spain alas "Mine turned to big tits, and his turned to dancer girls with weird hair colours..." the weeb was too stronk MORE LAIFU FOR MORE WAIFUS FIRST YOU GET THE POWER THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN "them" being morphs fyi sounds like a lot of women BAZING AW FUCK YOU HE'S MAKING SHADOWS NOW WHAT MUFUCKA EXPRESSION CHANGE whotta buncha chumps "away" WHAT THE FUCK DO YE WANT, MAN oh right my job WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH RES YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SIR ARE A CUNT yeah your sister's better just saying not sorry DEFENSE MISSION GO (spoilers: I routed in, like, 7 turns) he ain't doing shit this chapter bruh your stats say otherwise REKT alright sure ;_;7 SIEGE TOMES LEL he still got poisoned but FUCK YOU ANYWAY nbd mate he got hit by this asshat still orko'd but fuck that rng bullshit BARTRE'S STILL ALIVE you're the best THE BUTT DEVASTATION IS REAL oh right you move WELP oh. you can only do chip damage. fe7swordmasters.jpeg hector staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahp Nino remains a champ SEE? brought osthwomp because Ostia idk he's not coming to fight Nergal so shrug FUCK YOUR REAVER SHIT shore YEAH FUCK YOU DENNING GET DEAD okay broken record man. BOOL YOU CUNT WHY WAS A SNIPER CARRYING A SWORDSLAYER whoops accidentally capped you BOOL SRSLY MRGRGR SPEED DOHOHO WHAT'S THIS bought a pair of Guiding Rings, an Elysian Whip (idk why) and stuff I can't use whoops I just resold the other junk the Guiding Rings will be used doe HARKEN THO NINO WANTS DAT WHERE WERE YOU FIVE TURNS AGO SHADOWS THE TRUE SELVES AYO FUCK THAT DOUCHE hehe made which is why he wanted Ninian so bad I GET IT NOW FUCK HIM UP YEAH WE NEED SHIT FIRST wow what a fgt ARMADS WILL HAVE YOU MATE ruh roh sounds like Hector's caught on to the MASTER RUSE EXPRESSION CHANGE WOAH WAIT HOLD ON OSWIN'S A GOOD THWOMP EXPRESSION CHA-waitwhat yeah like THE GRAVEYARD DOHOHOHOHO-okay I'll stop NEXT TIME ON FLAN EMBLEM: BLAZING LOINS WE GO SHOPPING AND RECRUIT THE ONE PASSABLE SWORDMASTER IN THE GAME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted September 13, 2014 Author Share Posted September 13, 2014 AND BY NEXT TIME I MEAN RIGHT NOW [spoiler=Chapter 31x: Flan and the Last-Minute Shop-til-ya-Drop] TIME TO BLOW SOME DOSH by SPENDING DOSH ON THINGS yeah it is don't we have, like, 200k already is this about sex (spoiler: it's not) YEAH WE GONNA BURN THROUGH SOME DOSH i dun shipit THINK LESS SMASH MORE DOUBT LESS SMASH MORE EXCEPT NOT REALLY o-oh my wait that's not about dicks nvm dammit hamlord GET BETTER PRIORITIES BRUTHAHOOD OFF WE GO-wait... HE'S BACK I mostly just wanted him to promo, he's not getting used DOSH yes Bartre I can see that and women and men who dress like women but I don't fight in this game KARLA NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN Shadow will have you mate woah does Bartre have BACKSTORY?! oh. dammit Bartre. you wanna bet spoiler: you miss, she crits BUT SHE LIVED SO KARLA GET RARE FOOTAGE OF DARK AFFINITY threw Nino in the arena quick, got this level nyokay MANY PURCHASINGS OF KILLER/SILVER WEAPONS LATER HELL YEAH YOU WILL WATCH THE THRONE MEANWHILE AT THE ACTUAL LEGION OF DOOM NEXT TIME ON FLAN EMBLEM: BLAZING LOINS THE SORTA FINAL BATTLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 AND BY NEXT TIME I MEAN RIGHT NOW Shadow will have you mate bartre is dead he doesn't exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 POLY YOU UPDATED THIS <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 "You're dead meat, pal!" -Falco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT THIS I SWEAR [spoiler=Chapter 32: Flan and the NEAR-FINAL COUNTDOWN - Story Ish] "BRING ME ALL THE BITCHES" WHAT BOOL WHERE CURSE YOU BOOL IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN I always thought this was the most fitting chapter name fsr YES WE DO YOU'RE BETTER THAN DART aka no pls. stoopid peanut head. I FORGOT CONTEXT WHOOPS NO GAME NO LIFE (I haven't seen this anime btw) can I doe SPEAK UP, PUP (jazz plays in the distance) >implying he'll be deployed dohohoho see? peanut head gets it. GOD DAMMIT PEANUT HEAD OR YOU CAN COME AND BE MY ELEVENTH HOUR RANGER MEANWHILE AT THE WHEREVER THE HELL THE THUNDERBOLTS GATHERED s-senpai pls THAT'S SOME POWERFUL ELDRITCH SEX RIGHT THERE this sadly does not refer to Fargus THE PROTOSHOTA aka his waifu rite NO YOU COCKWAFFLE SHE'S A SHADOW oh will we now THERE'S TWO MORE CHAPTERS AFTER THIS well okay one in two parts YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN FIRST THINGS FIRST I am okay with this Nino PROTOLOLI hello darkness my old friend FROM THE MAN-CHEST THANKS FARGUS and then we never used it lel I like to refer to myself as "king" nyokay ONWARD ... next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Good. Now, REMEMBER SWORD OF SEALS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 [spoiler=Chapter 32: Flan and the NEAR-FINAL COUNTDOWN] DA CREW Basic Strategy: split in three groups -Eliwood/Nino/Bartre/SEX PANTHER/Priscilla go up -Lyn/Pent/Lowen/Canas/Raven/Fiora go to the right -Everyone else hangs in the middle -Nils was meant to go middle but I needed him with Eliwood's group due to Eliwood being shit and SEX PANTHER missing magic and gneh gneh you're still MVP real talk fuck you eliwood your kid is shit because of this shore HEY SHIN, MY BARTRE HAS SPEED, WHATCHU GONNA DO ABOUT IT don't even care Pent's still relevant, dammit mfw no strength do not care at all YES SPEED YES THWOMP LORD okay sure AHH IT'S A SHIT UNIT note: he actually doesn't need it STRENGTH YES YES MORE SPEED AND SKILL THAT YOU ACTUALLY NEED SKILL YOU NEED SKILL YOU DON'T NEED WHERE'S THE STRENGTH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MORE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HP CAP you're balanced enough RES WHAT ELIWOOD DID SOMETHING WHAT FUCK OFF BOOL I HAD A GOOD RUN GOING GNEH made sure I got this village oh and Renault too but I forgot to screen his recruitment so SPEED WHAT RES WHAT also his luck is lower than his res uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sure. MORE STRENGTH still can't damage Limstella though SPEAKING OF [1:03:41 PM] Blackhawk Stinger: WHAT [1:03:46 PM] Blackhawk Stinger: I GOT HIT WITH AN 18% [1:03:51 PM] Blackhawk Stinger: FUCK OFF LIMSTELLA [1:03:53 PM] Shota-kun~: get bodied [1:04:02 PM] Slatphia: it's a sign DEFENSE WHAT I think he actually capped skill so okay squish as fuck but that offense the damage though guh [1:15:56 PM] Blackhawk Stinger: Oh god [1:16:12 PM] Blackhawk Stinger: if Bartre crits he can kill Limstella right now [1:16:20 PM] Blackhawk Stinger: but I want Sain to get the kill about a minute later this happened [1:17:52 PM] Blackhawk Stinger: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAND AXE CRIT BY SAIN, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH BOY [1:18:31 PM] [meowing intensifies]: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT no you're a shadow a shadow construct, yes er sorrow at being denied? idk anymore BOOL FUCK OFF ICY SHIT then I remembered Hector needed to seize and thus wasted turns OOPS YES (this was from killing cavs that wasted turns on Merlinus for a while) YOU MAKING FIR RIGHT wait what oh you meant fighting is that what they call it these days "discuss" boy they sure had a lot of different words for sex back then THAT YOU DID FUCK ALL IN RETSUGO NO FUCK YOUR BACKSTORY (I skipped the whole thing) I ship it...? GOOD SHIT this was about friends or something so basically I'm in a shonen CAN WE FUCKING GO NOW NEXT TIME, ON FLAN EMBLEM: BLAZING LOINS it's done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 eliwood useless/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 and yet I'm forced to bring him to endgame crai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 How have you not beaten this game already It's been a over a year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 How have you not beaten this game already It's been a over a year I thought I lost my data, then I got lazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Still One year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 This is still a thing also no Kishuna chapter 0/10 worst playthrough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 Still One year what part of lazy do you not get fool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 One year I don't care if you're lazy this should be done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 GUESS WHAT IT'S GETTING DONE NOW [spoiler=Final Chapter: Flangan Floppa Gurren Lagann (Part 1 of 3)] oh boy bruh calm down we got shit to do first LIKE THAT you're keeping that MORE LOOT THAT SHE CAN'T USE EFFECTIVELY it could be your balls dropping, shota NO FUCKEN SHIT well we'd hope so I know THE CREW last minute stuff OH NO NOT YOU well we did tie him up until now and this is what kent was used for GET WREKT [insert ha gay video here] THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE AND NOT THERE YOU FUCKO OH SHIT TOLD UNTOLD...? MAYBE?? YEP, UNTOLD THEN TOLD RIGHT BACK DAMN you still have more mooks? ah well, how bad can they- OH FUCK YOU YOU FUCKDOUCHE YES I DID YOU FUCKDOUCHE YEAH THEM I dunno if that's a miracle or what DON'T TELL ME THAT WAS YOU TOO I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS WORSE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GET TOLD he's just slow gawd we're just lame gawd WAO you only did it halfway, dammit Hector also dat Nergal mug okay I GUESS I GOTTA STAY FUCK related to these: I am an awful person BARTRE IS FE'S GAI CONFIRMED SEX PANTHER ABOUT TO GO HAM sigh Lowen pls spoilers: he doesn't THE MVP HAS SPOKEN that sounds like a death quote erm retsugo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 [spoiler=Final Chapter: Flangan Floppa Gurren Lagann (Part 2 of 3)] DEATH IS NOT A HUNTER UNBEKNOWNST TO HIS PREY NO NOT RIEN TIME BULLSHIT THIS ISN'T A BRAVE okay hello friend wow much words wow THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE guh CALM DOWN SHOTA hello friend THANK GOD YOU DID SOMETHING I just went with this cuz I don't think I fought Kenneth?? shame you're not more talkative REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I WAS A BAD PERSON THIS IS WHY guh I forgot to do this before so ATHOS CALM DOWN NO NOT DARINA WHERE'S THE APE GUY WHEN YOU NEED HIM fucking why hahaha you're still a shit hello friend not as based as I'd hoped CONTINUAL BADNESS RAVEN WILL HAVE YOU AGAIN (notice a theme here?) CRITFUCKED JUST LIKE BEFORE okay THAT'S NOT A SWORD, BULLSHIT MEANWHILE BARTRE DEFEATS DARIN AGAIN this was almost bad because Bartre only had 1 HP at this point I'M STILL AWFUL meanwhile RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSEXPANTHERSMASHAGAIN I had to abort this because right after Karla got berserked and I was not having any part of that I don't remember who actually killed Linus OH SHIT SON no strength, guh okay I'm saddened that your stats aren't better oh well WHAT IS THIS LEVEL EVEN woah calm down brah possibly wrekt...? >'dear' uh that is troo HAD TO BE DONE AT LEAST ONCE after I rigged two not-crits with Luna I TOLD YOU WE WERE COMING FOR YOU SON yeah about that no you say this as you die from an axe to the face erm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 inb4 part 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 god dammit slat [spoiler=Final Chapter: Flangan Floppa Gurren Lagann (Part 3 of 3)] they're tears of joy, kid YEAH NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN "IF" THEY'RE RIGHT THERE BROOKLYN RAGE?! BARTRE GET IN THERE OR ATHOS THAT WORKS TOO THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S CHARGING A SPIRIT BOMB that's a funny looking spirit bomb SINCE WHEN COULD YOU DO THAT SHIT okay retsugo in bed hue in bed hue in bed hue in... bed? not hue. alas. good job. he's pretty boss, aye GAIN SOME STRENGTH maybe? UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF OKAY I LIKE THAT NOISE this happened while chipping AND THUS DID THE BRAVE PROVE TRIUMPHANT WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT THAT SCRUB wahahaha RIP BEARD ;A;7 I KNEW IT FUCKING ZEPHIEL lewd. but Roy's a shit the beard fucking zephiel that douche good job WHOOPS I DIDN'T GET THEM TO A, RIP ME I dunno if I'm gonna bother doing epilogue so unit analyses later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 It's about time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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