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Songs about guys masturbating to girls pictures are always nice.

Well, it's something natural. There are only two kind of guys who haven't masturbated to girls:

-the homosexual ones

-the hand less ones.

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... What.

THAT'S what they're singing about?!

lolyes

The phrase "turning Japanese" means masturbating.

The song sings about some guy masturbating to a picture of his girl.

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lolyes

The phrase "turning Japanese" means masturbating.

The song sings about some guy masturbating to a picture of his girl.

Oh, GOD, I sang this at my freaking MIDDLE SCHOOL TALENT SHOW.

I - I - I just... I don't even... [/curls up into a corner]

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Oh, I love that song...!

I really think so!

lolyes

The phrase "turning Japanese" means masturbating.

The song sings about some guy masturbating to a picture of his girl.

WTF everything means masturbating! I need some dim sum.

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Well, it's something natural. There are only two kind of guys who haven't masturbated to girls:

-the homosexual ones

-the hand less ones.

Don't forget:

-the ones who don't masturbate

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I actually didn't even know that. How the fuck does "turning japanese" = masturbation? I thought the only thing Jpanese were known for, (I use "known" figuratively here) were small penises and uhm... people dressing up weirdly on TV?

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it's because when you climax you kinda close your eyes (I'm guessing) and that apparently makes you look Japanese

what a stupid joke

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What Esme said. The phrase "Turning Japanese" was coloquially warped, referring to the face a male makes when orgasming. Or that some males make I guess. The song does not originally refer to that, however. It's just something that people latched onto.

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