Dwarfishh Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) If you had a genie, what would be your 3 wishes? (Assuming more wishes were out of the question) 1) Being able to sing really well (Working on that. Still a LONG way off) 2) Legalise Marijuana (Tripping while songwriting anyone?) 3) Real pokemans Mine are semi-serious. I could probably think up better things, but... Lazy... Edited December 9, 2013 by eggs4king Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 -make mah waifus real boom done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) 50 million dollars (enough for not having to work, but not enough to be famous for being rich) being 10 cm taller (lol 183cm is a pretty great height) being able to see with my left eye (=/) Edited December 9, 2013 by Nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Lightning Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 1. I wish I had a good, loving father. 2. I wish I could be successful enough to support and make the people I care about happier. 3. I wish that I will find my soul mate when I'm ready to meet him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) End world hunger. Then if possible I'd make a stipulation for the Genie to be freed after my third wish as my second wish. Then I'd have the genie kill me quick and painless if at all possible. Or if I didn't trust the genie cuz it was like, Jaffar or something, I'd use my second wish to grant everyone shelter from the storm (like was offered to bob dylan). being able to see with my left eye (=/) WOW do you wear an eyepatch? Edited December 9, 2013 by SeverIan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Randa Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I would sell it before it could trick me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meepo Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 1 Billion Dollars A batsuit A genius intellect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) WOW do you wear an eyepatch? No, haha, my left eye looks normal, but I only have 10% of its vision Edited December 9, 2013 by Nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 1. I want Tear to be my waifu 2. I wanna have a socratic love relationship with Vyole... 3. Legalize poligamy in canada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 1. Straight hair (wavy hair is crap) 2. Get rid of my natural stutter 3. Half a half decent singing voice, I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I feel like I should have answered this thread a bit more serioulsy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 i would wish nightmarre to america wish nightmarre to have fabulous wealth and then wish the genie free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarfishh Posted December 9, 2013 Author Share Posted December 9, 2013 I feel like I should have answered this thread a bit more serioulsy... Don't worry, I only have one... I'm verging on legalising marijuana, that's how little ideas I have... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Don't worry, I only have one... I'm verging on legalising marijuana, that's how little ideas I have... I was thinking about that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarfishh Posted December 9, 2013 Author Share Posted December 9, 2013 I was thinking about that too. Y'know what, it's going on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Fuck, I kind of wanted the "more genies" idea. Anyway. First wish is that the genie doesn't trick me. Second is that I get to meat J. Third is that I learn what the last number in pi is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Third is that I learn what the last number in pi is. Lost wish, since pi is an infinite number, there's no such thing as last number in pi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Lost wish, since pi is an infinite number, there's no such thing as last number in piExactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) I'd wish to be able to easily teleport!! I'd wish I quit running late all the time!! (hopefully this includes fixing procrastination ;u;) I would wish for help to come up with a third wish.... ;~; oh wait... Edited December 9, 2013 by Freohr Datia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I wanna be pals with the genie so we can have cool adventures together like the greatest of my Disney dreams but I wouldn't wish that because the genie has to be willing for it to be fun I could never decide on wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Lost wish, since pi is an infinite number, there's no such thing as last number in pi It might even cause an error with the genie and glitch him into reading off numbers of pi until the end of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 (edited) 1) Grant me the power of Thor 2) Big muscles, glorious hair, and Hammer included 3) Bunny world domination Edited December 10, 2013 by Thor Odinson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 It might even cause an error with the genie and glitch him into reading off numbers of pi until the end of time. I would hope for that. I was hoping that, since I can't get tricked/lied to by the genie because my first wish was to not be tricked, that, since he can't make up the last number in pi, because that would be lying, that it would cause the genie to glitch out. I'm kind of hoping he spontaneously combusts, but anything works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 I would hope for that. I was hoping that, since I can't get tricked/lied to by the genie because my first wish was to not be tricked, that, since he can't make up the last number in pi, because that would be lying, that it would cause the genie to glitch out. I'm kind of hoping he spontaneously combusts, but anything works. Breaking a poor defenseless genie...you don't have a shred of mercy do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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