Klokinator Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Eliwood never used still base stats omg can't wait for the final chapter lolol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 4, 2014 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 Eliwood never used still base stats omg can't wait for the final chapter lolol Silly Klok, that was a screenshot I had taken way earlier in the playthrough. He even levels in the chapter, so there's no excuse! But Lyn on the other hand... Note that I'm at Chapter 29 at the time of this screenshot. Still have hundreds of screenshots to sort through (I take on average 100-200 screenshots per chapter, so it takes me a while to filter out the garbage and try to come up with even semi-decent attempts at witty comments), which is why I can't guarantee any updates till after midterms :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) OK, this is probably gonna be the last update until next week Friday/Saturday. I'm sorry to all my dedicated readers (all 3 of you!) but midterms are inbound, and I have them all within 1-2 days of each other. So, without further ado, here's Chapter 22! On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, Elithwomp recovers from his dad's death in the span of 5 minutes and we recruited the least THWOMP character in the game. We are now on our way to meet Lord Thwomp's brother, who is waiting for us in the middle of nowhere. Chapter 22: THE FLY THWOMP (and Ostian NPCs suck balls) Happiness and embarassment are complex emotions indeed Ursula needs geography lessons Well, Lord Thwomp is his friend, Lyn is just a plot squishy Ursula still doesn't know where that is Actually, Lord Thwomp just kind of smashes everything in the way OH NO HIS SPRITE IS SIDEWAYS Of course, he wouldn't have a convenient defend chapter right now otherwise We kind of killed him Well considering how many enemy Peg knights and Troubadours I've slaughtered... Thwomp Philosophy Proverb 2 NO WHERE DID MY FRIENDLY THWOMPS GO Don't really care that Nils is gone Oh there you are Unthwomp female #14, but thx for the Silver Sword and Angelic Robe and hf on the bench OH NO AN ARMORSLAYER I'M DOOMED Wow you guys suck Oh hey it's unthwomp female #15 rath oh my god WHY IS YOUR SPEED YOUR HIGHEST STAT Well I guess your Speed is good for something obligatory tink tink wow get wrecked an embarassment to thwomps everywhere Not bad for your level, and FLIGHT Lord Thwomp shits all over you though Lord Thwomp's has never heard of this term before Welp you're definitely joining the wrong team here then Why be a human when you can be A THWOMP OHKOs so beautiful T___T BENCH And Rath's unit gets wrecked now that he ditched them CHOKING THE POINTS WHY MAGIC WHY Meh FLY THWOMP Sex Thwomp choking point all by himself, I'm so proud :') Meanwhile, clearing the chokepoint I think this was Elithwomp's only kill this chapter HORSETHWOMP IS READY IMOUTO THWOMP OSTHWOMP Still choking the point Geh WHYYY them hitrates man FLY THWOMP lol dude, you get doubled by Bartre ouch, and a bad level to go with it VENGEANCE IS THWOMP If those NPCs are your average soldiers, then indeed you were Well hell, I'm already like 11 chapters in "As much as I can" = not at all PENT AND HIS HOT WIFE Is B support and 20 Strength enough for now? I KNOW, LOOK AT BARTRE'S SPEED MAN Maybe if he just stops gaining it until he hits like Lv10 Warrior THWOMPS ARE THE BEST He might have said something negative here but that's what I heard in my head Quit acting like Priscilla "...when it is done, and Gotham is in ashes, then you have my permission to die." "So Osthwomp Slim Lance'd the Dragon, and then..." DUN DUN DUN HORSETHWOMP EVOLUTION GO That Defense so sexy HAND AXES With any luck, I'll see you guys in a week or so. Good luck to everyone else with midterms or just with life in general! Edited February 5, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 See you then. Wow, Raven turned out monstrous, and with all your THWOMPS being speed blessed...I think this isn't going to be to hard of an endgame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 See you then. Wow, Raven turned out monstrous, and with all your THWOMPS being speed blessed...I think this isn't going to be to hard of an endgame. You might be right, but HHM still isn't that much of a cakewalk, especially since I have been playing Normal Mode for the past couple of years so I don't really remember the changes. I'm at Cog of Destiny, and those 20 Speed Valkyries and status staves man... haven't actually started the chapter yet but damn, this is going to suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 You should've trained Canas' staff rank to B or whatever is necessary to use Berserk, so he could use it on those two heroes in the middle of Cog. Makes everyone's lives much easier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) You should've trained Canas' staff rank to B or whatever is necessary to use Berserk, so he could use it on those two heroes in the middle of Cog. Makes everyone's lives much easier Unfortunately it's too late. Didn't get berserk since I didn't get 23x, and I didn't get Canas' staff rank to B either. Spoilers, but yeah, I was too lazy to redo it again so... QQ Cog of Destiny's gonna be a bitch Edited February 5, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 The lack of a facial hair-only run reference displeases me greatly Nice update as always! Dat Bartre speed is crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) The lack of a facial hair-only run reference displeases me greatly Nice update as always! Dat Bartre speed is crazy I'M SORRY GREAT BEARDED OVERLORD, PLEASE FORGIVE ME But yeah, honestly no one I use has facial-hair. Merlinus, but he's too droll and his 'stache is pretty weak You might have to wait until Final for Forced!Meatshield!Athos He's gonna be godlike Edited February 10, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'M SORRY GREAT BEARDED OVERLORD, PLEASE FORGIVE ME But yeah, honestly no one I use has facial-hair. Merlinus, but he's too droll and his 'stache is pretty weak You might have to wait until Final for Forced!Meatshield!Athos He's gonna be godlike Dorcas? But he doesn't deserve the man hair THUS, YOU ARE FORGIVEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 13, 2014 Author Share Posted February 13, 2014 IT'S ALIVE! That's right, finally done midterms baby (at least until reading week is over, then I got 3 more T___T) so here's an update! Literally in the library after my midterm pumping this out. And on we go, Chapter 23! On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, we managed to defend sideways Nils from Eubans, and recruited FLY THWOMP, who will *hopefully* come in handy for this chapter. I forgot how much the desert sucks balls on HHM :( Unfortunately, not a lot of screenshots, mostly because I decided to exclude Pent killing things over and over which is like a 1/3 of the chapter. Chapter 23: Pent the Living Legend (and some Thwomps on the side) ELIBIAN DAYYYYS AND ELIBIAN NIIIIIGHTS (man I loved that movie as a kid) They probably didn't say "open sesame." Well it's not like we're going to use you anyways I dunno Lord Thwomp, why would a young child look at you like that? Nice save OH GOD LORD THWOMP WHYYYY NOT THE HONEST SIMPLE CHILDREN (and Lyn's just watching, what a hoar) Meanwhile, sex ed with Elithwomp and Ninian I still don't think that's close enough THE ICE DRAGON OF DOOM IT'S THE LIVING LEGEND and some old dude that Dusk would probably have loved Understatement of the century there REBEL ONE, ACTION Looks like we better help out those bandits MY STARS ARE FADING The reason I only have like 15 screenshots of actual gameplay The only boss who I remembered to screencap... ...who promptly gets Luna'd SURPRISE JAFFAR BUTTSEX And some shirtless dude joins our team Well, at this rate you might be losing your job to Pent Meh Sex Thwomp FLY THWHOMP (I think I know who my Afa's Drops are going to) Summary of most of the chapter right here PERFECTLY CALCULATED (note: I would've raged so hard if he died) MOAR MONOCLE LUNA T__T Again, summarizes the whole chapter right here ELIBIAAAN NIIIGHHHTS We have this tome called "Luna", I think we're good Thanks for the Killer Axe Hopefully it's not one of your farts I'd say it rides more on the RNG Can I use it on myself? Wait, have you been talking shit behind my back? Or just on a whim, I find that works out too Or it might be because STATSCREEN Hmm...I don't think that word means what you think it means Lord Thwomp Then agian, my name is THWOMP, so I guess that in itself is enough... Well, if you don't know how to use "imposing" then nice things might not be in your vocabulary Hope you guys enjoyed! I'll be trying to upload a chapter per day for the next week and a half or so :D And nope, I did not get 23x, so no Berserk staff or free EXP for me :( As an aside though, my imgur account currently has 1172 images, entirely dedicated to this playthrough! And this is after filtering through screenshots every chapter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 IT'S THE LIVING LEGEND and some old dude that Dusk would probably have loved Too damn right I would've loved him. ARCHBISHOP OF FACIAL HAIR being the only staff user sucked a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Lack of 23x hurts, but going to the chapter itself hurts because screw status staves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 (edited) IT'S THE LIVING LEGEND and some old dude that Dusk would probably have loved ...Wait... I thought the living legend was : Just joking, Hippie Santa is mighty cool too, man. Don't forget my gifts, please. Edited February 13, 2014 by Totally Radical Judge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 13, 2014 Author Share Posted February 13, 2014 Too damn right I would've loved him. ARCHBISHOP OF FACIAL HAIR being the only staff user sucked a bit Archsage of Facial Hair is too OP. Though I guess when you have a thousand years to grow facial hair it better damn well be impressive. Lack of 23x hurts, but going to the chapter itself hurts because screw status staves. Yeah, I really would've liked the time to train up Heath and Oswin in particular. Oswin inevitably gets less EXP since he falls behind, and Heath kind of needs the catchup. ...Wait... I thought the living legend was : Just joking, Hippie Santa is mighty cool too, man. Don't forget my gifts, please. Originally he was, but then he stole 23x from me so now his wife is the living legend. Besides, you have to be Living Legend to marry that statscreen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Archsage of Facial Hair is too OP. Though I guess when you have a thousand years to grow facial hair it better damn well be impressive. Yeah, I really would've liked the time to train up Heath and Oswin in particular. Oswin inevitably gets less EXP since he falls behind, and Heath kind of needs the catchup. Originally he was, but then he stole 23x from me so now his wife is the living legend. Besides, you have to be Living Legend to marry that statscreen. Lack of Pegasus kinda hurted you there. I'm not sure if Heath can survive the ennemy hit while rescuing Pent. You also missed most (or all) of the hidden items. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Living Legend X Statscreen OTP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 15, 2014 Author Share Posted February 15, 2014 Living Legend X Statscreen OTP? Yep, though Lord Thwomp X Osthwomp is OTP and THWOMP, so they're clearly better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 15, 2014 Author Share Posted February 15, 2014 And here it is, as promised! Got home from reading week earlier today and was chilling with my parents and siblings, but I found the time to update! My dad's 50th birthday is tomorrow, so I might not be able to update until late tomorrow, but I guess we'll see. For now though, here's Chapter 24! On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, we found out that thwomps really don't move far in sand, and that Statscreen Sage is all powerful despite lack of thwomp. Living Legend is also as hot as the legends say. And now we begin to move into Bern, which is where we were headed anyways...? Chapter 24: Fog and Best Disguises They've got flying thwomps by the bucketload, everyone's fucked Best disguise 10/10 Well, I've no idea what's happening since I just skim dialogue for comedic value That was a helluva long way of saying "we dunno jack shit" "Private meeting with the queen" eh~ Statscreen too studly Apparently his waifu has no objections either Sounds like a good idea! Gee, thanks! we can do that, right? 5 seconds later, instant recognition BEST DISGUISE 10/10 They can even tell us apart individually And Lord Thwomp quick on the uptake as usual I definitely like Fly Thwomp Don't worry, it's not hard Thwomps don't have silly emotions LIVING LIGHTHOUSE GO nothing more needs to be said here Crap, but at least Defense is your highest stat WHY ARE YOU SO FAR AWAY Damn these enemy Heroes are thwomp TINK FLUX MONOCLE YEA And this is why Nino will never be a tactician TINK AXE SMASH YEA Defenseless bishops are Sex Thwomp's favourite HP, Speed, and Luck levels however are not FLY THWOMP YEA IMOUTO THWOMP YEA Monocle Thwomp meh Wall Ace hanging in there No wonder you're unemployed given the current recession No shit they wither, he loses to Roy DON'T WORRY WALL ACE, TEAM TOP TIER TO THE RESCUE We'll see how long that lasts She's undeployed like 95% of the time, so that's not a problem OMG BARTRE GAINED A THWOMP LEVEL NO SPEED !#*)!!%&!(*@ WALL ACE ACING AT WALL Fly Thwomp waiting for the kill steal STATSCREEN WHYYYY Goddamn, THE THWOMP CANNOT HANDLE IT Oh yay HITRATES FLY THWOMP KILL STEAL SUCCESS And not a bad level Elithwomp didn't do anything this chapter tho JAFFAR SURPRISE BUTTSEX But I'd "waste sentiment" on you, Lloyd~ Elithwomp will satisfy Lloyd for now Once was enough, huehuehue~ Yeah, your defense was your lowest stat anyways My thoughts exactly! It might be a level early, but... SEX THWOMP EVEN SEXIER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Hey, cool, give your dad my congratulations, or don't, because that would be embarrassing! WallTHWOMP, I actually like him. But of course, Heath is looking to become more than a delicious candy bar, by the looks of things he's going to turn out pretty powerful. Those hit rates on Linus...wow, that was something. Of course, thwomps spit on your silly accuracy! Oh and Sain's skill is bad, but nothing else is new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 18, 2014 Author Share Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) Sorry for the delay folks. I'm sorry to say I've already broken 2 pledges: A) Posting a chapter a day B) Not doing another 2-parter (which I will be doing now due to supports) Please beg my forgiveness :( On the bright side, at least I don't go disappearing for long periods of time without notice *cough*Shin*cough* *cough*Poly*cough* Anyways, here's Chapter 25, Pt.1! On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, we saved and recruited Wall Ace, defeated an OP Swordmaster thanks to hitrates, and promoted SEX THWOMP for more sexy. And now we're in a pointless filler chapter! YAY! Chapter 25 pt.1: Last Names are a Thing But apparently not a beauty pageant. I would've definitely voted for the hot chick on the left. I'm pretty sure that's Lord Thwomp and not Eliwood OH SHIT SOMEONE WITH A LAST NAME WTFFF Wouldn't that increase the fear? HEY DROLL JOKES ARE RESERVED FOR MERLINUS Fuck no, this is a filler chapter Thwompism 101: THWOMPS NEVER LOSE OMG something that isn't Seize or Defend? trololol it's actually just seize 3 times Why are all your stats but HP and Str comparable to a MINIBOSS FROM 5 CHAPTERS AGO The real boss of the chapter For unknown reasons, ballistas just love tinking Wall Ace FLY THWOMP SPEED THWOMP If it's Lloyd, we killed him last chapter Oh god please not another one Priscilla is more than enough Actually I'd much rather have the Elysian Whip than you Shit's going down on Enemy Phase THE ONLY FUCKER WITH A LAST NAME IN ALL OF ELIBE And all 8 cavaliers just suicide into Sex Thwomp (he's just too sexy) WALL ACE EATS BALLISTAS FOR BREAKFAST Sex Thwomp just going to town TRIANGLE ATTACK not really SEX THWOMP SEXY YEA FLY THWOMP CRIT YEA Elithwomp skill no This seems to be a recurring theme They really couldn't have put a Berserker miniboss to at least match the theme? All these dudes will meet death by Sex Thwomp next turn And all these monks are just sitting here SEX THWOMP THWOMP HARDER MONOCLE THWOMP POSH INDEED ELITHWOMP CRIT YEA guh, at least it's thwomp And what do you know Fly Thwomp no FLY THWOMP NO LIKE SHINY Oh yeah, you do show up Man I'm poor, no Farina for me But nothing of value was lost IMOUTO THWOMP CRIT POSE YEA More crit posing The hitrates ... YOU WILL TINK WALL ACE NO MORE Well OK, maybe one more time THE MONK TRAIN IS COMING I forgot about this OH BABY FLY THWOMP NO REGRETS Damn, we could've used that money CAP STRENGTH BITCHES Damn Half of those Battles are ballistas firing at him HORSETHWOMP YEA (that Str though...) FLY THWOMP LIVIN THO And support grinding time :3 Hope you guys enjoy! I'll try to post up the supports tonight :D Edited February 19, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 20, 2014 Author Share Posted February 20, 2014 Apologies for the delay, got sick yesterday and was in bed for a lot of it. Reading week has also been filled of attempting to study, so that certainly doesn't help my cause.But without further ado, here's Pt.2 of Chapter 25! Chapter 25 Pt.2: Yay SupportsOver-protective angst onii-chan mode activatebest answer/10That's the least effective excuse evarANGST ONII CHAN GO"Top form" indeed (actually he didn't kill anything this chapter)Euphemisms too stronkThis plot is like something out of a bad pornoA REALLY BAD PORNOBORINGSex Thwomp the psychologistWow, you lying hoar, it's clearly onii-chan goshAnd of course, you say you have a secret and then say you cannot tell it to anyoneIf you put on a red wig and act like an angsty onii-chan then you're goldenAn interesting note: searching cryptopaleontology in Wikipedia had no results. IT MUST NOT EXISTAnd thwomps live for tinksEating > joy of new ideasBartre's such a good samaritan, hoping he learns everything and stuffPickup line to instant attempted rape, Bartre so smoothI feel like the victim shouldn't be the one asking thatThwomp Philosophy Proverb 3THE TABLES HAVE TURNEDBARTRE NOOOOJAFFAR SURPRISE BUTTSEX REVERSALWhy exactly?Well, it wasn't exactly a trap considering we could've just left the way we came... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Yay thwompitude is back! Omg...You got the shitty FFO level. Ewwwww...Oh well, you managed to make Wallace survive which is...something! Moar thwomp! Dude, Heath is baller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted February 21, 2014 Author Share Posted February 21, 2014 Yay thwompitude is back! Omg...You got the shitty FFO level. Ewwwww...Oh well, you managed to make Wallace survive which is...something! Moar thwomp! Dude, Heath is baller. Since I'm not using Lyn, it's basically impossible to get Linus' FFO, and I wanted Wall Ace anyways, even if he's not going to be used in the long term. And yeah, Fly Thwomp continues to impress, definitely MVP. Here's a sneak preview, if you want it (and I know you want it ;D) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Wow Such fly thwomp. Much strength Very thwomp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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