burgerkong Posted March 3, 2014 Author Share Posted March 3, 2014 You should swap Lowen with Vaida. She's way better and more man than he'll ever be :D I would consider it, but Horsethwomp can double more things and has way more Res + the sentimental value, I've been using him for like 20+ chapters so I'll stick with him to the end. Expect to see her in a couple of chapters though ;) Wait what's up with those female druids? And those valkyries are a good reminder why I never played HHM I dunno, I just kinda ignored it, the druid battle sprites are your average Druid sprites rather than Sophia's from FE6, it's only their map sprites. I guess Linus is a pimp, what with all the Valkyries and female Druids around him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I keep reading your name as burgerthwomp *shudders* But yeah, nice to see Hector finally promoted now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Wow... Your Hector's Skill really sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted March 3, 2014 Author Share Posted March 3, 2014 I keep reading your name as burgerthwomp *shudders* But yeah, nice to see Hector finally promoted now burgerthwomp would be a sick name unfortunately burgerkong has been my tag across many forums and games, so it's kind of hard for me to drop it at this point. Lord Thwomp plays catchup for the next few chapters, but he still contributes despite his 5 Mov. Wow... Your Hector's Skill really sucks. lolskill He still hits almost everything anyways, at least he has enough Speed that he doesn't get doubled by everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Your skill stats are generally quite poor. Like Sain with his 13. Also, those Valkyries are so not THWOMP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted March 4, 2014 Author Share Posted March 4, 2014 Your skill stats are generally quite poor. Like Sain with his 13. Also, those Valkyries are so not THWOMP. Those Valkyries are bitches man. I honestly forgot how bad they were, they doubled everyone that wasn't Fly Thwomp, Imouto Thwomp and Emo Thwomp, though the slowest ones failed to double Sex Thwomp. And I think the only ones with notably bad skill are Lord Thwomp, Sex Thwomp, and Elithwomp (though his isn't that bad) IIRC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted March 4, 2014 Author Share Posted March 4, 2014 Hey all! A short one today unfortunately, but them's the breaks. On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, we beat the Mad Dog Linus and his harem of Valkyries (which are so fast they can double him I mean c'mon WTF), before Ninian got kidnapped by Nergal for the bazillionth time. And LORD THWOMP PROMOTION BABY. Now we head out to find the Axe/Hammer/Smashy-thing of Thunder, Mjollnir Armads! Ch. 30: ARMADS GET Obvious name is obvious Then why can we clearly see the bright yellow cave walls? LORD THWOMP TOO POWERFUL But seriously he only has 20 Strength atm, he's not that strong Wow these dudes are shit No wonder you guys had such a hard time against the Dragons lol What a convenient excuse to limit my deployment slots DAT RES But seriously, shittier than Lloyd in like every way wow wtf how do you guys expect to fight Dragons if you get ORKO'd by a newly promoted Lord Thwomp Yep, Thief guardian spirits because dragons apparently have stuff to steal also obligatory tink We're getting there die scrubs die LORD THWOMP Luna crit? Sweet level, thanks old chap So were you named after the axe or the axe named after you? Lord Thwomp as observant as always Whatever dude that's like 20 years from now! No worries oh, I dunno, maybe I've been GETTING A LEGENDARY HAMMER OF THUNDER Athos apparently has gone blind since we've last seen him, considering I'm holding it CUTSCENE ANGST and nothing of value was lost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronman5 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 ...... Wonder what ninian's reaction will be when she reads that final sentence.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Prepare to die, Burgerkong. It's long overdue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronman5 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Meh wasn't expecting that but uknow that works too (I for somereaons woulda felt pity) anyways burger kong shall now be beaten up by a ninian fan girl *goes and gets popcorn* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Everyone's so speedy and have so much defense, it's crazy, burgerkong. XD Almost done, man! After Cog of Destiny, the game should be just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted March 5, 2014 Author Share Posted March 5, 2014 Prepare to die, Burgerkong. It's long overdue. Yeah ok there Dance me to death, go ahead 0 Strength, no weapons, and -20 THWOMP score says what But seriously, you get resurrected anyways, so no harm no foul right? ;) Meh wasn't expecting that but uknow that works too (I for somereaons woulda felt pity) anyways burger kong shall now be beaten up by a ninian fan girl *goes and gets popcorn* Nothing to see here, Ninian can't even fight Everyone's so speedy and have so much defense, it's crazy, burgerkong. XD Almost done, man! After Cog of Destiny, the game should be just fine. Yeah, I'm honestly disappointed shocked, I guess I should just count my blessings that I had some units that could double/ORKO those damn Valkyries. And yeah, the game is pretty much a cakewalk after this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Ninian is brought back as a Morph. That's my theory anyway, I mean after all, she's already basically a morph. She has no personality, she's dull, and her eyes are constantly glazed over due to stupidity. Ninian worst character 2003. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronman5 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Meh burger I can fix that *gives ninian a specter card and 30 magic* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 I've wanted to do this for so long. Hey, Kloooook. Come over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) I've wanted to do this for so long. Hey, Kloooook. Come over here.Gah, I leave this place for one day and...*drops OsTHWOMP onto Ninian*And nothing irreplaceable was lost. After all, we have Nils. [Not really, I'm not actually fond if things being crushed to death] Ninian is brought back as a Morph. That's my theory anyway, I mean after all, she's already basically a morph. She has no personality, she's dull, and her eyes are constantly glazed over due to stupidity. Ninian worst character 2003. Klok, stop speaking the truth without a foot in the stirrup. Or a glock in the firing position. Edited March 6, 2014 by AnonymousSpeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Now we head out to find the Axe/Hammer/Smashy-thing of Thunder, Mjollnir Armads! It totally is Mjolnir. That means.... Prepare to die, Burgerkong. It's long overdue. ....lol.... oh, I dunno, maybe I've been GETTING A LEGENDARY HAMMER OF THUNDER Hector is really Thor! AH MAH GADS! Thats my theory and im sticking to it. Lord ThorThwomp. Dude, you Bartre'd this run. Does this mean we'll see his squishy sword wielding girlfriend pop up? (also yes. I approve of VaidaThwomp) Edited March 6, 2014 by Loki Laufeyson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted March 6, 2014 Author Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) It totally is Mjolnir. That means.... ....lol.... Hector is really Thor! AH MAH GADS! Thats my theory and im sticking to it. Lord ThorThwomp. Dude, you Bartre'd this run. Does this mean we'll see his squishy sword wielding girlfriend pop up? (also yes. I approve of VaidaThwomp) Lord Thwomp could totally be a thor. What with his brotherly angst (though their relationship is obviously very different) and his armor and tendency to smash things, I could totally see it. The other two are about as useless as the other gods anyways LOL As for Karla, I was planning on rigging a crit against her with Bartre for teh lulz, but I forgot and accidentally saved over 31x with the EPILOGUE ARRGGGHH Sorry :( Edited March 6, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted March 6, 2014 Author Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Gah, I leave this place for one day and...*drops OsTHWOMP onto Ninian* And nothing irreplaceable was lost. After all, we have Nils. [Not really, I'm not actually fond if things being crushed to death] Klok, stop speaking the truth without a foot in the stirrup. Or a glock in the firing position. Just wait until Chapter 32, it's a real treat :D Edited March 6, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted March 6, 2014 Author Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) IT'S TIME FOR DA BEST BOSS IN THE GAME On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, we acquired THE HAMMER OF THUNDER ARMADS...except we aren't allowed to use it yet for inexpicable reasons. So I guess we're back to our usual thwomping ways. Ch. 31 - This is a message from Lord Thwomp. THWOMP SMASH! Warpspam unstoppable Honestly if they wanted to kill Zephiel Nergal could've just warped dudes into his room Hell, he could've warped Jaffar right beside us at the beginning of the game PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT Or we could just kill them all now BEST BOSS EVAR But seriously if he was awaiting us at Dread Isle why would he also try to kill us...? ...or we could just kill them all now...? it's not the weapon, IT'S THE WIELDER Ok sometimes it is the weapon Snipers suck Ostian NPCs best sleep bait RAGE ...did anyone else get the pun? Shit these dudes are thwomp DIE BERSERK DOUCHE Bartre says fuck hitrates Didn't Nils just run into that room? Well, Snipers suck anyways BRAVE SWORD YEA And screw your Silence bullshit Did I mention Snipers suck? Also blur screenshot 2gud Of course Wall Ace would be poisoned RNG plz MONOCLE THWOMP Yeah, these HHM thwomps man... I would be mad if he wasn't already godly And I certainly can't be mad about these I can be sad about this WOW ELITHWOMP YOU SUCK Snipers really suck. I have a sense of deja vu RNG PLEASE SURPRISE Snipers continuing to suck IMOUTO THWOMP 2 GODLY Lord Thwomp ascending into the heavens LOL (kinda like Thor) THWOMP ON DEMAND LORD THWOMP DID I MENTION SNIPERS SUCK RNG PLEAAASSSE Derp thief giving me a free Body Ring And if you thought Snipers sucked... Useless squishy Thanks for showing up after we killed everything But seriously, if dudes were still alive you'd get wrecked Umm, did you consider that maybe Nergal just never found you? Wait, if you already know what happened, then why are you ordering him to tell you what happened? NOOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BROMANCE YOU WERE MY FAVOURITE PAIRING But yeah, Lord Thwomp's brother apparently died very anticlimactically offscreen, LAME THWOMPS DESERVE BETTER Edited March 6, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 In terms of jokes, I think this was one of your better chapters. The overuse of Snipers suck is justified by the joke about Archers. Completely so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted March 7, 2014 Author Share Posted March 7, 2014 A VERY short one today, Chapter 31x. Shopping and arena grinding very unthwomp, but what can you do... Ch31x: ALL THE 1-2 RANGE ALL THE GOLD ALL THE CRITS ALL THE THWOMP ALL THE JAVELINS ALL THE HAND AXES HORSETHWOMP SEX THWOMP CAPPED STRENGTH BABY I swear I'm suffering PTSD whenever I see an enemy Valk Wow Lord Thwomp what a buzzkill Well, you aren't exactly taking it since it's kind of yours by default wait... Ostia is gonna be communist...? For your amusement, I was going to rig a Bartre crit against Karla, but I completely forgot and saved over my Chapter 31x file with the Epilogue. My apologies :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted March 7, 2014 Author Share Posted March 7, 2014 In terms of jokes, I think this was one of your better chapters. The overuse of Snipers suck is justified by the joke about Archers. Completely so. Thank you, I think I honestly don't hate Snipers, but it's hard not to argue from an objective standpoint that they're pretty garbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Lack of rigged crit is saddening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Lord Thwomp could totally be a thor. What with his brotherly angst (though their relationship is obviously very different) and his armor and tendency to smash things, I could totally see it. The other two are about as useless as the other gods anyways LOL As for Karla, I was planning on rigging a crit against her with Bartre for teh lulz, but I forgot and accidentally saved over 31x with the EPILOGUE ARRGGGHH Sorry :( EliThwomp and Freyr do have a lot in common. Especially with the whole giving up the sword thing when it really mattered. Huehuehue. Oh well. Heh. Karla is too squishy for this run anyway. THWOMP ON DEMAND BEST KIND OF THWOMP! Hahaha i love your blur shots so much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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