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:c

oh wait, is it the one where quote is carrying all of the dogs? ;u;

man that picture was adorable (if that is the correct one that is)

too much suspicious activities is bad too

sadly that is something I do every day oops

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If People Talked About Dogs The Way They Do Snakes And Spiders

Dog Lover: I love puppies! They're so adorable.

Cynophobe: Ewww, puppies. They terrify me. I have to kill them when they get anywhere near me.

Dog Lover: Oh. Well, dogs really aren't that dangerous, it's just one or two cases that were blown out of proportion by the media-

Cynophobe: One time a huge pitbull got into my garden and I had to chop off its head with my rake.

Dog Lover: o.O

Cynophobe: It was really scary for me because I didn't get it on the first strike so- [goes into detailed description of slow and painful death of dog which I will spare you because I'm not a sadist]

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uh oh

sorry to disappoint; so how was your day? o:

If People Talked About Dogs The Way They Do Snakes And Spiders

Dog Lover: I love puppies! They're so adorable.

Cynophobe: Ewww, puppies. They terrify me. I have to kill them when they get anywhere near me.

Dog Lover: Oh. Well, dogs really aren't that dangerous, it's just one or two cases that were blown out of proportion by the media-

Cynophobe: One time a huge pitbull got into my garden and I had to chop off its head with my rake.

Dog Lover: o.O

Cynophobe: It was really scary for me because I didn't get it on the first strike so- [goes into detailed description of slow and painful death of dog which I will spare you because I'm not a sadist]

the sudden realization, the more you know

why kill them when you can let them free? that and they have a family too :c

it's like the little spider kids never seeing their dad again cause some giant was scared of a bitty thing.

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