secondworld Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE WHEN YOU CAN"T GET PAST A PART IN A GAME WITHOUT PLAYING A MINI GAME I JUST ADORE IT Don't you wish you were doing Terra's story and playing Kingdom Karts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Don't you wish you were doing Terra's story and playing Kingdom Karts? kingdom karts? Is that like the mario kart of kingdom hearts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 kingdom karts? Is that like the mario kart of kingdom hearts? A nickname for the racing minigame in Birth By Sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 jesus christ i'm watching two best friends play escape from bug island and this game went berserk fastwait they're playing that rn? kingdom karts? Is that like the mario kart of kingdom hearts? watch this be a fan thing like that persona go karting thing i saw once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acacia Sgt Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 I should keep that in mind if I ever reach that far... dammit Braig... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebony Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Don't you wish you were doing Terra's story and playing Kingdom Karts? dude i love donald's nephews but FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK wait they're playing that rn? nah its an older-ish one they did a full lp of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 man I love that game. Poast it. Sure[spoiler=The knight's tale] >Guy name Thesues (alpha Chad Mcmuscles) conquers kingdom >Two knights, Palamon and Arcite become prisoners of war >While in prison, Palamon sees 8/10 fair maiden >not buxom farm wench, she's the princess of athens and thesues' daughter, with class. (think helen but without tits) >Palamon rants about tfw no gf to arcite >Arcite sees her and wants her too >"I want her more than you" he says >"I saw her first so yeah" palamon >"Well you claimed she was a mortal but I claimed she was a goddess so I should love her more" >"fucking really man" >A few years later arcite escapes prison >comes back in disguise and becomes a palace worker >still thirsty af though >palamon eventually escapes, and he hides out in a grove >him and arcite meet again >mfw >They both get ready to beat the shit out of each other >Thesues walks in on them >"fuckign casuls" he says >his wife starts crying like a bitch once they explain why they're dueling >thesues gives in >alright tell you what, you guys go and organize your own armies, then we'll arrange a big battle and whoever wins gets to fuck marry daughter >they come back and get ready to fight. >the entire city of athens is hyped, it's pretty much the super bowl >before the battle, palamon prays to aphrodite, and arcite to Mars >during the battle aphrodite does shit for palamon and he ends up getting rekt >arcite wins easily >then saturn gets really salty and kills arcite >palamon gets the girl >he's depressed though and he doesn't even care >thesues becomes a chen-nihilist >the girl is in emotional fuck-all >yay? It's actually quite well written though I enjoyed it more than I made it look The middle english wasn't too much of a hinderance in it, actually. [spoiler=the clerk's tale] The clerk's a badass, basically the canterbury tales takes place at an inn and a bunch of people are getting drunk and telling stories however he just sits there reading his book not giving a fuck Then they ask him to tell a story and he redpills the normies. (a clerk is pretty much a scholar in case you didn't know) >Italian prince, alpha, pretty chad, but no gf fsr. >His people want him to get laid so he gets an heir and their kingdom doesn't get taken over by some tyrant >He's reluctant because he's misogynist but eventually he starts looking >finds pure, innocent farmgrill >marries her on the spot >she becomes the ultimate medieval wife, pure af, obedient, and wise >they have child, but it's a grill so nobody cares >eventually italian prince gets bored with her godliness >"let's fuck with her for fun" >devises "tests of fidelity" to see just how godly she is >he sends a henchman to "kill" her baby with some bullshit excuse that "the villagers want a male heir" >she obeys, and holds back the tears. >"lol" says prince >eventually they have a male child >sends another henchman to kill the boy >"hurr durr the noble's don't want an heir with villager blood" >she obeys yet again >"what the fuck" says the prince >years pass by >he devises the ultimate emotional torture >he dumps her and says he's getting a new wife >she obeys, goes back to her village and is still perfect >he then invites her to the wedding of his new wife >she comes and she still loves him but is still respectful and not salt >"alright I'm done" >he goes to her with his new wife >turns out the "wife" was actually her long lost daughter she thought was kill >the bridegroom was the son >mfw she's so happy she doesn't even care about the ridiculous torture he sets up >they all live happily ever after >philosophicalanalysisgoeshere Lol I feel the same way I literally have the internet and thus access to all the knowledge in the world and I choose to shitpost instead. yeah...and that's if the book was in your own language, and not latin/greek/even arabic. im sure there were greekaboos though who learned greek to read homer's mangas before it was localized though. my room usually isn't this messy, ok yeah it is but whatever: 1 2 3 "chen-nihilism", please, what is that that's why you shouldn't kill friends to fuck pussies. see what happens? you become like me, apparently i heard that people who are related but don't know that they're related for some reason have a higher chance of being attracted to each other. nice and realistic shitposting is also a form of expression, so i could be making art, we could be, maybe i don't want to imagine reading latin on a tablet without the comfort of printed text and spaces, i'm already regretting latin but i also love it speaking of which, early translations are fun. some early translations of the art of war outright cut out sections and moved them around, old chinese is apparently dicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 nah its an older-ish one they did a full lp of it even better now i can marathon it without waiting for an update >8] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chen Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 diabolik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 look at that asshole i bet he fucking steals pies too what an asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ebony Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 https://youtu.be/JWaO1B3PvYM?t=83 honestly dizzy is too good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fleece Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 I have no idea why but I expected Dizzy to get some new costume or change up something about her appearance I ain't complaining though, she looks gr8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebony Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 chipp had a great expression tbh i'm happy dizzy's back in it, i've been waiting for her more then baiken or bridget still like jack o' most Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleece Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Elphelt is my favorite SHES SO CUTE im in love............. y'know Pride gave me his copy of xrd since he has Revelator or w/e the re-release is called and was all "btw Elphelt is dlc" and I'm just like nooooooooooooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebony Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Elphelt is my favorite SHES SO CUTE im in love............. y'know Pride gave me his copy of xrd since he has Revelator or w/e the re-release is called and was all "btw Elphelt is dlc" and I'm just like nooooooooooooooooooo i won't lie, i don't much like elphelt, but i also can't say i hate her they could have made her so much worse, i'm happy the story did what they did with her instead of having her just be terrible all around i still have normal xrd sadly, i want revelator a lot so i can use nobody except sin, jam, and jack o' just as i was meant to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junk Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 xrd looks cool. I prefer its presentation over blazblue by far but that emphasis on oki looks so scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soledai Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 *Obligatory Kreygasm post at mention of Dizzy* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soledai Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 I kid, it's not an obligatory thing yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 I love tdejnifaa nlifsdxbnursz chiknfDswthczbkkffdzxcnmbdsfgjk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17thSeraph Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE WHEN YOU CAN"T GET PAST A PART IN A GAME WITHOUT PLAYING A MINI GAME I JUST ADORE IT Like that jump stage at the end of FFXIII-2? There a only a very few things a game can do to kill the tension in the final chapers in a more effective way.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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