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thumbs up that's good

ur good

fuck thunder tbh

its just more loud and annoying than anything

I bet the finish was a bang

Suku is the bang

probably electrical

sounds more shocking

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[4:10:16 PM] DavidSW: >watching the ending cutscenes and final boss of Lightning Returns
[4:10:25 PM] DavidSW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[4:10:33 PM] DavidSW: wow
[4:11:20 PM | Edited 4:11:28 PM] DavidSW: this probably isn't fair to say as I haven't played through the trilogy but how can anyone take this seriously
[4:41:23 PM] DavidSW: the final boss's death scene actually made me laugh irl
[4:41:31 PM] DavidSW: holy shit
[4:41:51 PM] DavidSW: this is even sillier than XIII's ending

So get this:

-Religious themes even FFX thinks could stand to be a bit more subtle

-The final boss is God. No really, they refer to him as God. His actual name is Bhunivelze but he's called by both

-God uses Hope as a vessel talking to Lightning and then Hope's body dangles from puppet strings while doing crucifixion pose

-God's plan is to make a new world but everyone will die and the people there will be soulless puppets or some shit

-Lighting becomes the goddess of death so she can kill God

-Lightning 1v1s God

-Lightning wins, also during the fight she has a literal voice clip yelling "God is dead!"

-Everyone is saved and can go to the new world without being soulless puppets but Lightning has to stay behind so she can keep Chaos and God in check or something

-The power of friendship saves Lightning and also a soulless puppet of Serah God made who decides to do what the real Serah would've done and I really don't get this part

-All of the main characters come back including real Serah

-God's not quite dead, BUT THEN

Lightning- "Know this Bhunivelze: it wasn't just me that destroyed you. You've been defeated by a power that you never understood. A power that you cannot see. It comes from the bonds of love that unite us. Together... We change the world."

-But then the other main characters turn into a giant friendship sword of light and LIGHTNING USES THE LITERAL POWER OF FRIENDSHIP TO KILL GOD

-And then some shit with Caius but who gives a fuck

-And then they all go to new world...

AND THE NEW WORLD IS EARTH

AND THIS MEANS THAT LIGHTNING THE LOUIS VUITTON MODEL CAN PLAUSIBLY BE CANON IN THE UNIVERSE OF FINAL FANTASY XIII

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found this at the store today; was too poor to buy it, cried because it was one of the few idorumaster merchs there.

Did you grab that from the list of links I dumped for someone else (trist?) awhile back?

actually found it in a thread, the fact that it's free makes me very happy

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use rulebreaker on my wallet

Get the Walletbreaker skill first

Although now I want to find that Ultraman thing that says "NO LASERBEAMS" for a no photography sign warning thing

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found this at the store today; was too poor to buy it, cried because it was one of the few idorumaster merchs there.

actually found it in a thread, the fact that it's free makes me very happy

the fbi is coming for you

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[4:10:16 PM] DavidSW: >watching the ending cutscenes and final boss of Lightning Returns

[4:10:25 PM] DavidSW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[4:10:33 PM] DavidSW: wow

[4:11:20 PM | Edited 4:11:28 PM] DavidSW: this probably isn't fair to say as I haven't played through the trilogy but how can anyone take this seriously

[4:41:23 PM] DavidSW: the final boss's death scene actually made me laugh irl

[4:41:31 PM] DavidSW: holy shit

[4:41:51 PM] DavidSW: this is even sillier than XIII's ending

[spoiler=so get this]

-Religious themes even FFX thinks could stand to be a bit more subtle

-The final boss is God. No really, they refer to him as God. His actual name is Bhunivelze but he's called by both

-God uses Hope as a vessel talking to Lightning and then Hope's body dangles from puppet strings while doing crucifixion pose

-God's plan is to make a new world but everyone will die and the people there will be soulless puppets or some shit

-Lighting becomes the goddess of death so she can kill God

-Lightning 1v1s God

-Lightning wins, also during the fight she has a literal voice clip yelling "God is dead!"

-Everyone is saved and can go to the new world without being soulless puppets but Lightning has to stay behind so she can keep Chaos and God in check or something

-The power of friends ship saves Lightning and also a soulless puppet of Serah God made who decides to do what the real Serah would've done and I really don't get this part

-All of the main characters come back including real Serah

-God's not quite dead, BUT THEN

Lightning- "Know this Bhunivelze: it wasn't just me that destroyed you. You've been defeated by a power that you never understood. A power that you cannot see. It comes from the bonds of love that unite us. Together... We change the world."

-But then the other main characters turn into a giant friendship sword of light and LIGHTNING USES THE LITERAL POWER OF FRIENDSHIP TO KILL GOD

-And then some shit with Caius but who gives a fuck

-And then they all go to new world...

AND THE NEW WORLD IS EARTH

AND THIS MEANS THAT LIGHTNING THE LOUIS VUITTON MODEL CAN PLAUSIBLY BE CANON IN THE UNIVERSE OF FINAL FANTASY XIII

Welcome to one of the worst endings in a game.

It was crap from the start, so it might as well end like crap too.

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Welcome to one of the worst endings in a game.

It was crap from the start, so it might as well end like crap too.

I honestly could barely believe what I was seeing

When the new world was revealed my jaw fucking dropped

It's like the most beautiful train wreck I've ever seen

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