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Still really stupid, do they just stand there doing nothing? They have a war to fight!

apparently the deep realms time pass by really fast

so like

they could be in their for 9 months

but those outside of it would think they're only been gone for a second

even though 9 months pass by in the realm where they went through the pregnancy

one of those weird dimensional things

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You know,

[spoiler=big spoilas]Corrin actually took Garon being a literal slime monster surprisingly casually.

"Oh he's Muk's new evolution, okay let's invade Hoshido."

I DON'T WANNA POTENTIALLY KILL MY FAMILY IN HOSHIDO

THAT'S WHY I'M CONTINUING THIS WAR WITH THE VERY REAL POSSIBILITY HOSHIDO WILL DIE

I'M SUCH A BENEVOLENT HERO

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The games villains are just as transparent as Validar

like by the time our heroes find out they're evil you're all like

"NO FUCKING SHIT, THEY'E EVIL"

it's more prominent in Conquest though

Same with Izuka - pretty much everything he does in part 1 basically sends up red flags.

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apparently the deep realms time pass by really fast

so like

they could be in their for 9 months

but those outside of it would think they're only been gone for a second

even though 9 months pass by in the realm where they went through the pregnancy

one of those weird dimensional things

Another thing, isn't it kinda irresponsible to go into strange worlds in a war? For all they knew the time could be backward, and time was slower in the baby realms! For all they knew, six years could pass in a second they stayed in deep realms!
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Oh shit you know that Hyperbolic Time Chamber parallel I made?

I think the time rules for that can actually be directly applied, exactly as they are, to the deeprealms, if the Silas/Sophie dialogue(was it a support?) is anything to go by.

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glac i think you're looking into this explanation that could pretty much be explained by "what the fuck do you mean people want kids again?" "shit" "just do something dumb it won't have to do with the plot anyways"

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idk, Lilith was pretty cool explaining to them

so maybe fish dragon helped remind them when to get out

dimensions are a weird concept

like, it's easy to know

but really hard to explain

izuka was just a racist douche though
Iago is evil the first moment you look at him

not to mention the totally not evil King Garon and Dian Wei Hans

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also glac for a person who likes the series where there are 60 year old loli girls, douchey shrine maidens and etc. and who all can shoot bullets for literally no reason, and whose games have something far from "plot" you seem to be really picky on everything

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also glac for a person who likes the series where there are 60 year old loli girls, douchey shrine maidens and etc. and who all can shoot bullets for literally no reason, and whose games have something far from "plot" you seem to be really picky on everything

OH SHIT SICK BURN

i approve

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King Ganondorf, Dian Wei and Iago(idh a counterpart for him) go on gay adventures

the game

the totally not evil trio

ugh thank goodness for birthright having a better story

actual grey and grey morality

gives great detail on sympathizing with both sides of the fence and making Xander into a more tragic figure

and weirdly explains more why the siblings would willingly serve and more importantly

why they're going against hoshido instead of just

LET'S TAKE OVER JAYPEN

LOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOL

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izuka was just a racist douche though

Iago is evil the first moment you look at him

But when you see something like this:

7-Izuka.png ...Such a trivial concern, and one my profound genius has already addressed! Behold this lake next to the camp that provides fresh water to all there. Into this lake, we shall dump a deadly toxin of my own devising! Then we'll sit back...as the enemy slowly dies.

...I'd honestly say all bets are off.

Edited by Levant Mir Celestia
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also glac for a person who likes the series where there are 60 year old loli girls, douchey shrine maidens and etc. and who all can shoot bullets for literally no reason, and whose games have something far from "plot" you seem to be really picky on everything

Touhou doesn't have marriage and children.

Edit: or canonical fan service aspects at all for that matter

Edited by Glaceon Mage
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also glac for a person who likes the series where there are 60 year old loli girls, douchey shrine maidens and etc. and who all can shoot bullets for literally no reason, and whose games have something far from "plot" you seem to be really picky on everything

bruh 2hu plot/lore is deep as fuck
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But when you see something like this:

7-Izuka.png ...Such a trivial concern, and one my profound genius has already addressed! Behold this lake next to the camp that provides fresh water to all there. Into this lake, we shall dump a deadly toxin of my own devising! Then we'll sit back...as the enemy slowly dies.

...I'd honestly say all bets are off.

that's not being evil though; just malicious
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bruh 2hu plot/lore is deep as fuck

"yo fuck you byakuren i don't give a shit just gimme your money"

Edited by Sophie
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bruh 2hu plot/lore is deep as fuck

It's too misty

It's too cold

The moon looks weird

There's too many flowers

You can't take my shrine

I just want to take a bath

That ship looks suspicious

There's too many ghosts

My purification rod is acting weird

Moon people are getting curb stomped by fairies

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that's not being evil though; just malicious

Either way, when you're SUPPOSED to be working with the heroes, that's a straight up red flag, no questions asked

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"yo fuck you byakuren i don't give a shit just gimme your money"

It's too misty

It's too cold

The moon looks weird

There's too many flowers

You can't take my shrine

I just want to take a bath

That ship looks suspicious

There's too many ghosts

My purification rod is acting weird

Moon people are getting curb stomped by fairies

exactly

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