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That is hardly the dumbest thing I've ever heard, but it's one of the least inspired dumb things I've ever heard.

Now where is that genetics thread...? Edited by Sylveon Lord
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That is hardly the dumbest thing I've ever heard, but it's one of the least inspired dumb things I've ever heard.

Never heard of it.

It is some sort of mystery VN, although it is more of a deconstruction of the genre. You basically have to deny the witch and that she committed all the murders. Since the narrator is unreliable, it is hard to know what is true and what is only meta-stuff. So the red truth was implemented, text that had to contain truth.

Play it, it is awesome.

(if anyone wants me to stop with my Umineko fanboying,just say so)

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You will fail! When the seagulls cry, none shall be left alive.

Accept that no human could possibly have comitted this crime. Accept the golden witch.

The seagulls will be alive, apparently.

No, and no.

No.

Very nice wording ma'am.

ha...hahaha...

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Anon, it's been a long while. XD

Indeed it has sir.

Now where is that genetics thread...?

See, that's inspired stupidity!

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It is some sort of mystery VN, although it is more of a deconstruction of the genre. You basically have to deny the witch and that she committed all the murders. Since the narrator is unreliable, it is hard to know what is true and what is only meta-stuff. So the red truth was implemented, text that had to contain truth.

Play it, it is awesome.

(if anyone wants me to stop with my Umineko fanboying,just say so)

I see.

I probably won't. I mostly play games with English titles.

No, I enjoy being a snarky jerk about this.

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No.

Yes

By denying the red truth, you will only make the connection between humans and witch crumble, and further debate will become impossible.

The seagulls will be alive, apparently.

No, and no.

Very nice wording ma'am.

Behold the sweetfish river running through my beloved hometown.

You who seek the Golden Land, follow its path downstream in search of the key

As you travel down it, you will see a village.

In that village, look for the shore the two will tell you of.

There sleeps the key to the Golden Land.

The one who obtains the key must then travel to the Golden Land in accordance with these rules

On the first twilight, offer the six chosen by the key as sacrifices.

On the second twilight, those who remain shall tear apart the two who are close.

On the third twilight, those who remain shall praise my noble name.

On the fourth twilight, gouge the head and kill.

On the fifth twilight, gouge the chest and kill.

On the sixth twilight, gouge the stomach and kill.

On the seventh twilight, gouge the knee and kill.

On the eighth twilight, gouge the leg and kill.

On the ninth twilight, the witch shall revive, and none shall be left alive.

On the tenth twilight, the journey shall end, and you shall reach the capital where the gold dwells

The witch will praise the wise, and should bestow four treasures.

One shall be, all the gold from the Golden Land.

One shall be, the resurrection of the souls of all the dead.

One shall be, even the resurrection of the lost love.

One shall be, to put the witch to sleep for all time.

Sleep peacefully, my most beloved witch, Beatrice.

Solve the epitaph, and the killings shall stop

I'll stop, I'll stop. I just had to post the epitaph

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It isn't really a game. It is like an anime, just that the pictures are still, and you have the freedom to open a menu and read character pages, tips and so on. The fun part is theorizing about how the murders could have happened. There are a lot of "perfect closed room murders"

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Heh, yeah.

At the time I admit I was rather embarrassed, but you must learn from your mistakes.

Yes

By denying the red truth, you will only make the connection between humans and witch crumble, and further debate will become impossible.

Behold the sweetfish river running through my beloved hometown.

You who seek the Golden Land, follow its path downstream in search of the key

As you travel down it, you will see a village.

In that village, look for the shore the two will tell you of.

There sleeps the key to the Golden Land.

The one who obtains the key must then travel to the Golden Land in accordance with these rules

On the first twilight, offer the six chosen by the key as sacrifices.

On the second twilight, those who remain shall tear apart the two who are close.

On the third twilight, those who remain shall praise my noble name.

On the fourth twilight, gouge the head and kill.

On the fifth twilight, gouge the chest and kill.

On the sixth twilight, gouge the stomach and kill.

On the seventh twilight, gouge the knee and kill.

On the eighth twilight, gouge the leg and kill.

On the ninth twilight, the witch shall revive, and none shall be left alive.

On the tenth twilight, the journey shall end, and you shall reach the capital where the gold dwells

The witch will praise the wise, and should bestow four treasures.

One shall be, all the gold from the Golden Land.

One shall be, the resurrection of the souls of all the dead.

One shall be, even the resurrection of the lost love.

One shall be, to put the witch to sleep for all time.

Sleep peacefully, my most beloved witch, Beatrice.

Solve the epitaph, and the killings shall stop

I'll stop, I'll stop. I just had to post the epitaph

...what? Can't I just kill the witch and say screw the golden land?

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At the time I admit I was rather embarrassed, but you must learn from your mistakes.

...what? Can't I just kill the witch and say screw the golden land?

No human can possibly kill the golden witch. You are one of the family siblings, only by reaching the golden land will you inherit the gold your father has hidden.

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Hey

Hey nobody

You'll be playing my hack when

sorry i'm kind of sick of blazing sword.

I'm entering my vacations, though, and I'll be taking a 15 hours flight in a week, so I might start it then,

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