AnonymousSpeed Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 General Horace's Team: [spoiler=Stefan got CRAZY HAIR!!!] Name Class HP Str Mgc Skl Spd Lck Def Res Acc Avo Crit Edward Swordmaster 51 24 04 29 30 26 20 09 84 86 29 Stefan Swordmaster 54 24 14 29 30 13 16 13 67 69 29 Nolan Warrior 56 28 08 28 27 25 21 17 81 79 14 Tauroneo General 59 27 11 27 23 15 28 21 57 45 10 Tibarn Hawk (Full) 66 39 13 37 28 26 30 21 100 82 18 Tibarn Hawk (Demi) 66 36 13 35 27 26 29 21 100 82 18 Tibarn Hawk (Weak) 66 32 12 32 25 26 27 20 0 76 0 Baldrick's Team: [spoiler=Team Earth Affinity Spam] Name Class HP Str Mgc Skl Spd Lck Def Res Acc Avo Crit Fiona Paladin 40 23 12 23 27 23 26 23 69 77 10 Oscar Paladin 56 25 10 26 26 18 25 16 70 70 13 Rolf Sniper 52 25 10 29 28 22 21 14 80 78 28 Tauro General 52 25 11 23 23 15 26 19 57 57 10 Tanith F.Knight 46 21 18 25 28 22 18 16 72 78 12 The contestants are set. The funny name list is complete. All stats are verified. (1) The King of Letters and the RNG goddess hath produced a son, whom declares Baldrick shall go first. And who also is named Charlemagne. I don't even know. Horace's Stefan starts trash talking and activates Provoke. Wow, his vocabulary is as colorful as his hair! Baldrick's Fiona counters with her own foul language and activates Provoke. Those...*reads a dictionary* what the-those are actually words? Oh my... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) WAIT ITS NOT MY TURN I was just confused because the number was in blue just like my team name etc Edited March 30, 2014 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) Hm. kk, Rolf Brave Bow Stefan. If nothing happens I'll rage against the heavens. Edited March 30, 2014 by Baldrick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) Ah I get it because Stefan has worst Heaven Affinity. Turn 1: Round 1 vs. Baldo's Rolf (Silver Bow) attacks Hoarace's Stefan (Runesword) 19-2 (17) damage / 81-7+7 (81) hit / 15+10 (25) crit / 29% adept (6+7)/2=(lol), (89), (89) Stefan suffers an arrow to the knee. (37/54) (91+87)/2=(LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL) Stefan counters with IMAGINATION magic, or something. 15-1 (14) damage / 54-15+30 (69) hit / 7 crit / 29% adept (38+97)/2=(68), (26), (52) Rolf is struck by the power of HAIR! (38/52) Stefan restores 14 health (51/54) Horace Baldrick Edwardo (51/52) Fionostricized (40) Stefan (51/54) Squinty Coward (56/56) Nolan North (56/56) Rolfy boy (38/52) Stachroneo (59/59) Other Stachroneo (52/52) Tibarn (66/66)[17/20] Filler earth affinity-I mean Tanith (46/46) Edited March 30, 2014 by AnonymousSpeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) he used the brave bow, not the silver bow. also wow not deadeye Edited March 30, 2014 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 Oh, he changed it. And indeed Deadeye is best mastery. Squinty coward! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 Edits made for Team Squinty Coward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) unless i'm missing something, brave bow attacks twice also you should actually roll hit since its not 100 anymore oh wait you rolled the second time and baldo got horrible rn's roll for the first attack anyway, not that I need another miss. Edited March 30, 2014 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 unless i'm missing something, brave bow attacks twice also you should actually roll hit since its not 100 anymore oh wait you rolled the second time and baldo got horrible rn's roll for the first attack anyway, not that I need another miss. The 6 and 7 were the first roll. Charlemagne is being a bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) oh im so BLIND one sec for my move. Tibarn attack Fiona. Edited March 30, 2014 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 With what weapon? Turn 1: Round 2 vs. Horace's Tibarn attack Baldrick's Fiona (Silver Lance) 11-1 (10) damage / 118-45 (73) hit / 0 crit (75+68)/2=(72) Yep, super blind. Fiona takes 10 damage, which is actually a quarter of her health. (30/40) Fiona counter strikes! *machine gun sounds* 13 attack / 87 hit / 0 crit (36+1)/2=(36) Tibarn's Cancel: (59) Tibarn is hit, though proportionately he's better off. (53/66) Horace Baldrick Edwardo (51/52) Fiona (30/40) Stefan (51/54) Oscar (56/56) Nolan North (56/56) Rolf (38/52) Stachroneo (59/59) Tauroneo (52/52) Tibarn (53/66)[13/20] Tanith (46/46) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espinosa Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Fiona's not even looking in the same direction as her army! Quite suspicious for somebody known as a deserter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 If you'd rolled Adept first it would procced rage Fiona, stab Stefan with the Silver Lance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) If you'd rolled Adept first it would procced rage Fiona, stab Stefan with the Silver Lance *troll face* Fiona heals 4 HP with Renewal (34/40) Turn 2: Round 3 vs Baldrick's Msyteriona (Silver Lance) attacks Horace's Stefan (Runesword) 27-2 (25) damage / 100-7+ (93) hit / 0 crit (65+84)/2= (75) Runestefan takes a lance to the elbow! (26/54) Apapapap, Stefan the Meffon activates his wrath! Then he COUNTERS! 6-1 (wow) (5) damage / 59-45+30 (oh my)(44) hit / 56 crit (finally something competent) / 29% adept (88+17)/2=(53), (14) Whiff. Stefan activates Adept! (20+74)/2=(47) Whiffidy whiff whiff. Fiona escapes unscathed (34/40) Horace Baldrick Edward (51/52) Fiona (34/40) Stefan (54/54) Oscar (56/56) Nolan (56/56) Rolf (38/52) Tauroneo (59/59) Tauroneo (52/52) Tibarn (53/66)[10/20] Tanith (46/46) Edited March 31, 2014 by AnonymousSpeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) I think Stefan should do one more damage, the runesword doesn't face wtd, unless fiona has a support im unaware of (i'm only seeing tanith) and wow all the hax IGNORE ME DIDN'T SEE TAURO Edward Silver Sword Fiona goooo Edited March 30, 2014 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Doesn't Fiona get 45 avo from supports? Or am I missing something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 (edited) Yeah, Baldo is right, so Stefan should miss twice. And Tibarn misses too. Wow Baldo's team is hax. Stoopid Earth supports. Edited March 31, 2014 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Tibarn objects, Anon got it right that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Oh I did math horribly wrong somehow. BALDO'S TEAM IS LESS HAX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 Horace, do you confirm your action? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Oh, i'd like to change it please. Stefan Silver Sword Rolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Got to run now. If Rolf survives, Brave Bow Tibarn If Rolf dies, Fiona Silver Lance Stefan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 (edited) Turn 2: Round 4, Battle-a' Greenhead Hill vs. Horace's Stefan (Silver Sword) attacks Baldrick's Rolf (doesn't matter) Stefan activates wrath! 21-1 (20) attack / 94+30-15 (100) hit / 57 crit / 29% adept Adept: (l8l. That's supposed to be a lol but obviously that doesn't work) (Not+rolling)/2=(for this), (1)(lol) A critical hit! Miracle: (8) KO Denied! (26/52) Rolf activates Resolve! Stefan attacks again with adept adept! 21-1 (20) attack / 75+30-15 (90) hit / 57 crit (23+59)/2=(41), (10) Miracle: (99) Rolf is crit again! Rolf faints from the shock of being attacked by a green haired teleporting mirage man! (0/52) Anyway, normally I'd ask Baldrick to confirm move, but he accommodated for Rolf fainting and Rolf not fainting, all possible outcomes of Rolf being attacked by some green haired weirdo. All Shade and Provoke have worn off. I am good at words. Fiona heals 4 HP with Renewal. Again. (38/40) Turn 3: Round 5 vs. Baldrick's Fiona (Silver Lance) attacks Horace's Stefan (Silver Sword) 27-2+1 (26) hit / 100-7+10 (100) hit / 0 crit (31+38)/2= (35) Stefan's wrath has no benefit! He takes just enough damage to be KO'd (0/54) Horace Baldrick Edward (51/51) Fiona (38/40) Stefan (0/54) Oscar (56/56) Nolan (56/56) Rolf (0/52) Tauroneo (59/59) Tauroneo (52/52) Tibarn (53/66)[04/20] Tanith (46/46) Edited April 1, 2014 by AnonymousSpeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Nolan Silver Bows Oscar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Baldrick's Rolf still shows having HP, Anon. Also lmao, Fiona and dat 40 HP 2stronk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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