Magical Glace Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 (edited) So this may already exist, but if it does, it is long dead. So yeah. In this thread, we write a story together. Each poster creates a sentence to add on to the previous sentence. And it all comes together. Keep tabs on what has happened in the story. These can get complicated. Well, it is nonsensical anyway, might as well put it in the title. I'll start: There once was a castle high in the clouds. Edited July 11, 2014 by Sylveon Lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 It was placed there so the owner could avoid income tax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Mustard Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 A plane crashed into her castle, leaving dozens of passengers in Aloha shirts strewn about the clouds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 The castle's mistress was outraged with the airline for the damages she suffered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Mustard Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 She called Air China to complain, but she didn't speak Chinese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 The airline assistant had to call a Swedish interpreter to translate the girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Capri Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Fortunately, there was one, leaving the assistant somewhat dumbfounded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 The interpreter was a mountain hermit with an absurd lifespan, only coming out once every hundred years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Mustard Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 He carved Swedish verb conjugations into rocks to stay sharp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 It started raining toast and weird Belgium waffles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naglfar94 Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Many cats and dogs came out and began eating the toast and waffles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Mustard Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 A mountain lion ate the trespassing cats and dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 And then The Lion was a zombie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 The zombie lion ate the hermit, destroying the assistant's shred of hope to understand the girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 The Hermit then was reborn as a Hermit Crab and Remembered his past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 However, he could not talk or write in his new form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Mustard Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 The crab lived a righteous crab life so that he'd reincarnate as a vessel worthy of his Swedish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 Eventually, his crab self died and was reincarnated as a vampire in Egypt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 He then ate all the sand that existed in Egypt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 However, sand is inedible, and he resultantly became very sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Mustard Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 The Egyptian vampire had his stomach pumped and vowed to become a health nut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 Upon learning that a vampire in Egypt knew both Swedish and Chinese, the assistant rushed to the foreign nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Mustard Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 The assistant got the vampire on the phone with the castle owner, but the vampire just lectured her on healthy eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 The vampire was then vanquished by an evil potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 Afterward, the assistant broke into tears, what was she to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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