Dijon Mustard Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 (edited) She picked up Rosetta Stone: Swedish Edition to take matters into her own hands. Edited July 10, 2014 by BuddyBoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 She worked day and night for 10 years, and finally learned Swedish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Mustard Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 The castle owner, on hold for those 10 years, successfully complained to the Air China assistant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 After which point, Air China was charged ten billion pounds worth of reparations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Mustard Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 The castle owner used the exorbitant sum to expand her estate to nearby clouds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 Nearrby was a great sentient thundercloud able to morph into a rainbow unicorn at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Mustard Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 The unicorn said, "You can't 'own' me, woman" and galloped away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 The unicorn began to put its nefarious plot into motion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 He then gathered his nefarious followers and created the nefarious Team Something, Nefariously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 His followers were all referred to as Team Something Grunts and used electric types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Mustard Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Their electric types were defeated by a groundswell of anti-unicorn sentiment and poaching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 11, 2014 Author Share Posted July 11, 2014 The anti unicorn poachers had a base in the castle of the skies and were led by its owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 But, through the magic of toast, nefarious toast, the unicorns grew wings and became horned pegasi. With their weakness of ground gone, they launched their nefarious attack against the poachers. Nefariously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 11, 2014 Author Share Posted July 11, 2014 The poachers, however, resisted, using poisoned ribbons with great effectiveness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 The poachers were also assisted by the evil potato, and vanquished the unicorns as Pegasi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 11, 2014 Author Share Posted July 11, 2014 The evil potato wore a pink eypatch and rainbow bandana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Mustard Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Mrs. Potato Head turned evil and wore colorful accessories because she didn't receive enough attention as a middle child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 11, 2014 Author Share Posted July 11, 2014 The evil Mrs. Potato Head proceeded to swallow the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Thus began the era of the new universe. Tales of flying castles and unicorn wars became legends. Then, two thousand years later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 11, 2014 Author Share Posted July 11, 2014 The was a castle high in the clouds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 It was the base of Universal Overlord Mrs. Potato Head's evil tax collection agency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 11, 2014 Author Share Posted July 11, 2014 Mrs. Potato Head had a long reign of terror, and was feared throughout the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kokone Kirino Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 The potato eventually gave birth to two boy potatoes, and was killed by them after 10 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 11, 2014 Author Share Posted July 11, 2014 The two boy potatoes began a new rain of terror in their mother's place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kokone Kirino Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 They started to argue as to who should take the former queen's place, since having two kings would be impossible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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