DreadFighter Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Then Doctor Sneevil beat Doctor EVIL with a stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 And the stick was struck by lightening, turning it ALIVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Then the stick started to hit things by itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kokone Kirino Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 The stick used all its power to break a tree, but broke itself in the process Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendor Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 the stick pieces became their own separate individuals sticks and formed a cult demonizing trees and pool toys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 The cult widely spread across the USA, until it reached the state of Washington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendor Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 The denizens of Washington claimed the cult didn't accept Jesus Christ as The Lord and saviour so they burned the followers of the cult and stuck their heads on pikes to scare off enemies demons and anything not Bob Ross related or approved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 And because Bob Ross awesome, no one cared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendor Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Cheese became an expensive luxury item Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 The French mafia came into power by dealing cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kokone Kirino Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 The cheese however turned out to be lethal due to poison, and half of the world's population died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 This indirectly but heavily contributed to the rise of French ROBOT OVERLORDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kokone Kirino Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 And so war broke out between the remaining humans and the ROBOT OVERLORDS, and humanity, at the brink of destruction, hid itself inside large metal walls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 It was then that some dude in an alternate future universe got board, and deciding, in essence, '**** logic,' went to that reality and stabbed a German kid with a syringe, giving him the powers of Magneto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirNicee Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 This dude would wreak havoc on the citizens of Bulgaria under the name "Super-Dude". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Person123 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Over time, the injection caused him to mutate violently into a massive eel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 A violent, massive, air-breathing, flying, metal controlling, multi-spectrum vision possessing psychic eel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kokone Kirino Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Then, a legendary hero appeared, and he started to pee on the eel, due to being bored by peeing only on worms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 The urine had special properties which caused the eel to shrink to microscopic levels... The eel then swam up the legendary hero's stream of urine, into his body, and took total control of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirNicee Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 (edited) The eel then used his new body to destroy all of North Korea. Edited August 4, 2014 by A Nice Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kokone Kirino Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 There the eel-hero built a castle and turned the land into the world-wide feared Mordor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 So a group of comic book writers convened and used Frank Millar as bait, using the distraction to walk into Mordor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kokone Kirino Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 The eel-hero was expecting them to arrive, so he laid a trap for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 So our heroes where suspended in a cage over a lava lake infested with lava sharks, lasers, volcanoes, and stuff. Thus leaving North Korea in Frank Millar's hands. Thus the world lamented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I then threw a donut into the sky which deflected the rays in the sun ever so slightly enough to blind a man in a car which caused him to crash into a UFO which was taking the entire population's supply of toasters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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