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I think I'm broken, guys.


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I was sitting here at my computer then felt a sudden urge to expel urine from my ham-shaft, so I stood up to make my way to the appropriate location to pass-water but instead of finding myself at the urinal to release the kraken I was bare-all and standing in the shower under cold water with my piss washing past my feet.

It was a weird five minutes, to be sure. BUT, I can take solace in knowing that I did not take a bath instead, for then I would be swimming in my own piss, no? Though the last time I had a bath I was wearing a g-string whilst getting head from my then-girlfriend in the flickering light of candles that by her own insistence were coloured blue and yellow.

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it through me off because you called your toilet a urinal so i thought you traveled all the way to a public bathroom to take a piss and then ended up showering so i ended up like wtf?

Maybe that's why the story is so strange.

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