NICKT™ Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I was sitting here at my computer then felt a sudden urge to expel urine from my ham-shaft, so I stood up to make my way to the appropriate location to pass-water but instead of finding myself at the urinal to release the kraken I was bare-all and standing in the shower under cold water with my piss washing past my feet. It was a weird five minutes, to be sure. BUT, I can take solace in knowing that I did not take a bath instead, for then I would be swimming in my own piss, no? Though the last time I had a bath I was wearing a g-string whilst getting head from my then-girlfriend in the flickering light of candles that by her own insistence were coloured blue and yellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 you what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Ok. That seems completely normal in my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 i understand. my first piss in the shower experience was equally as intense. i was also 4 years old probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 was the sole purpose of this topic to make references to your penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.O.Berc Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I read the title as "I think I'm broke, guys."Then I was confused from then on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 So what's the issue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 It made me think he was gonna finally break down and start charging money for them frames '3' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 gg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I'm more broken than you, definitely. Why would I come to this forum otherwise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Thanks for sharing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-------------------- Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 (edited) Edited July 24, 2014 by Akinaoki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Why isn't anybody talking about the fact that he has a urinal in his bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-------------------- Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Why isn't anybody talking about the fact that he has a urinal in his bathroom. Or that the piss took a whole five minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Why isn't anybody talking about the fact that he has a urinal in his bathroom. anything can be a urinal if you're brave enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I humbly request a doujin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 This is a great picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 it through me off because you called your toilet a urinal so i thought you traveled all the way to a public bathroom to take a piss and then ended up showering so i ended up like wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 it through me off because you called your toilet a urinal so i thought you traveled all the way to a public bathroom to take a piss and then ended up showering so i ended up like wtf? Maybe that's why the story is so strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercyWalk Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 bruh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 This is a great picture. XD i imagine you editing the picture to say "needs more dragon quest" glac no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 XD i imagine you editing the picture to say "needs more dragon quest" glac noThanks for the idea! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momentai~ Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Realizing that you're capable of thought is the first step on the long road to recovery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Thanks for the idea! :D Your love for Dairy Queen Dragon Quest is relentless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Or that the piss took a whole five minutes. You're surprised by that? Drink some more water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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