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so i've concocted my next scheme and i'm gonna go for it with gusto

there is an item you can get in Dark Souls the Second for clearing the game without resting at a bonfire

there is a second item for never dying

what's the logical conclusion?

DARK SOULS TWO THE HONEST RUN

itt i will chronicle my attempts to do both of these things from a clean New Game start. pretty much anything goes, but dying means the end of the run and i won't use bonfires for any reason. i might end up lighting the majula one just to have someplace to homeward bone back to but eh, we'll see.

[spoiler=THE DEATH LOG]ONE, death by spear-wielding hollow soldier in Forest of Fallen Giants, SL12

TWO, death by ruin sentinels in Lost Bastille, SL34

THREE, death by spear-wielding hollow soldier in Forest of Fallen Giants, SL11

FOUR, death by i'm a fucking moron in Heide's Tower of Flame, SL11

FIVE, death by dragonrider in Heide's Tower of Flame, SL14

SIX, death by rolling in Heide's Tower of Flame, SL12

SEVEN, death by my dog irl i swear in Forest of Fallen Giants, SL18

EIGHT, death by falling in Forest of Fallen Giants, SL27

NINE, death by falling in Lost Bastille, SL48

TEN, death by big old knight guy in Heide's Tower of Flame, SL13

ELEVEN, death by the Pursuer in Forest of Fallen Giants, SL40

TWELVE, death by the Old Iron King in Iron Keep, SL56

THIRTEEN, death by a fucking dog in Lost Bastille, SL13

SIXTEEN, puzzlingly, death by lava in Iron Keep, SL59

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RIP NUMBER ONE

I the Bandit was created and sent forth to his death. played with the knives, broke the black flamestone dagger and the broken straight sword. i'll probably use those shitty weapons as meat for grinding the early mobs. good news is, i shouldn't have to kill anything twice ever! :D

pretty uneventful though, got cheeky and got punished for it. I died stabbed to death by a spear-wielding hollow solider. rip.

THE PLAN FOR NUMBER TWO:

pretty much same deal but pay more attention.

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santier's spear hype

i have the feeling dying is going to be a much bigger problem for me than durability

that said i'll probably totally forge the crap out of santier's spear

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i have the feeling dying is going to be a much bigger problem for me than durability

that said i'll probably totally forge the crap out of santier's spear

Dying you say. Your dodging better be on point.

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they fully restore your health, fully repair your kit, fully restore your spell uses, and fully replenish your limited-use heal flask

update: homeward bones respawn enemies and take me back to things betwixt even though the majula bonfire is kindled. 0/10 will not use again

#2 has progressed through the last giant and dragonrider and is still alive \o/

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B-b-b-but they also serve as checkpoints!! If you light them!! Right?.... and do they count as save points as well? Or is there only a "save and quit" option in the menu because I really don't remember

Oh yeah and you can travel between different bonfires!! I remembeeeeeeeeeeer

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beasted the pursuer and went to lost bastille but now i'm at a Point

i either have to truck through no-man's wharf (infamous for killing me) so i can get straight to the straid half of bastille, or go through the ruin sentinels (infamous for killing me) to avoid having to go through NMW.

what say

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i'm working on the homo mace because it's so cool

i figure i'll forge that up for hard fights and just relegate it to those since i'm used to it

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summons or no?

then again invasions might screw things up so you might want to offline

(I think you can light bonfires as long as you don't sit at them and still get the item? I think it only respawns you there when dying, so yeah)

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