Make an Empire, Next poster takes it over.

[DreadFighter]

Here's how it works. Make an empire and the next person who posts takes it over. Give a valid reason why the empire has failed and don't give overly long descriptions.

Rules

1. Don't be Salty

2. Don't let it be too long

3. No saying it is invincible or anything else that makes taking it over I possible.

I shall start. I have the empire of Weegeelandia where everyone spends all day sleeping.

[Ninian]

My empire, Draconis, simply picked up the sleeping guards and dropped them into the lake. I rose to Empress due to it. Empire size= Former sizeX1.125.

[Starman]

My Empire of Namerica, had called the forces of a pack of giant bald eagles to dive bomb and blow them selves up scaring the Villagers of Draconis out. I took over as PresidentEmperor after the evacuation

[DreadFighter]

I then raised the new empire of Fail which is able to take over Namerica with the huge amount of fail it has.

[EvilG]

Soon after, I made the empire of Irony which is able to take over Fail because of the large amount of fail the former empire had.

[cyron]

I took over the Irony empire in the most un-Ironic way imaginable, the new empire Winter Wonder Land was formed.

[Cowboy Karimov]

It was too cold, and everyone died of starvation.

Kazamia takes it over no problem.

[Parrhesia]

australia fucking beasts kazamia

[Ninian]

I cast Avada Kedavra, and Australia falls into the ocean, Voldemeria rising in its place.

[Starman]

I send in wizards and mages guns a blazing al over Volemeria

After the bloodshed is over,The new nation of Hwaht rises in it's place

[Naughx]

On the northern continent, as the new ruler of the Great Imperium of Odavrelth, I send the Golden Aurora (The name of my royal legion) to annex the nation Hwaht!

May the northern dawn shine upon you.

[Parrhesia]

australia fucking beasts the golden aurora

[MRDRHAWK]

lawn guy land sends in THE SLABBER

australia stands no chance

[DreadFighter]

I then cut you down with my lawn mower empire. They are operated by fire breathing toasters.

[Starman]

The lawn mower empire was literally crushed under the feet of Wutdafuq, the living island. Wutdafuq then went to its rest to be the basis of the new empire

[Naughx]

The lawn mower empire was literally crushed under the feet of Wutdafuq, the living island. Wutdafuq then went to its rest to be the basis of the new empire

Then Wutdafuq gets eaten by the giant abyssal leech Seuqmehw - This giant body forms an empire inclusive of multiple lifeforms.

[Person123]

I breed an army of giant, genetically modified sea-wasps to parasitize the abyssal leech by injecting it with eggs. Within a week the sea-wasp eggs hatch and devour the abyssal leech from the inside, along with all the lifeforms within before pupating. After they pupate, the adult sea-wasps emerge from their shells and find new hosts. In time, they spread across the entire Ocean, infecting most sea-life. They evolve to become super intelligent, and they form an Empire spanning the world's Oceans.

[DreadFighter]

Little did you know I had a brainwashed Aquaman get all of your sea wasps to work for me, until I told them to build a statue showing my stature

[Ninian]

I shoved Aquaman and made him cry and took over the empire.

[Starman]

I used my One use summon to summon my Psychic Tandem War Elephant. It's mere presence caused All previous citizens to evacuate and Paralyze the Sea wasp's to be solid ground. I pick up the crown i dropped and proceed to be Emperor once again

[Person123]

Instead of usurping command via an exceedingly convoluted plan, I shank Shockmaster and declare myself Emperor.

[DreadFighter]

I then used a Gassy man filled with Taco Bell to destroy you and your empire

[Ninian]

I gave the man an antacid and usurped.

[Starman]

hires a hit-man to kidnap the current ruler, so that i can reclaim the Empire

[Magical Glace]

I run in, turn everyone to stone, and set up Geoland.