SF Interviews - Nomination for #38

[Sentacotus]

Speaking of drinks.

8. What is your favorite alcholic beverage(s)?

[I'm gay dabadeedabada]

HONK?

[Pull My Devil Trigger]

Ur waifus a shit

[Soledai]

1. What are you?

2. Why are you?

3. Have you ever had paella? If so, what did you think of it?

4. What was your most enjoyable dream, and your worst nightmare? (A "knightmare", sf moderator nightmare, or crossing knightmare pun or any variant of any kind, is not allowed)

5. Is there a concept, a human ideal, that you disagree with?

6. Do you like hurting other people?

7. Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?

8. Where are you right now?

9. Why are we having this conversation?

Edited July 22, 2015 by Soledai

[Chen]

why crossing knightmare?

why not

well, i was looking through a particular artist's works and found crossing knightmare and i thought to myself,

"hey, this is set in the same time period and world? i'll pir- errr, get it somehow!"

CHEN WHAT ARE YOUR FIRST AND CURRENT IMPRESSIONS OF ME

first: WHAT!? WHO IS THIS PERSON IS SHE MY BIGGEST FAN!?

last: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ master

the real question for the ages: am i ur biggest fan or is it the kim

m-masaka...

Would be nice to have a drink with you :)

Chinese and Japanese history especially the Three Kingdoms and Warring States period fascinate me.

6. How many fire emblem's have you played?

7. Which Princess Maker in particular do you love most?

i really need to read into chinese history, maybe i'll find someone i'm related to!

6). about... 4 fire emblems!

listing them off in the order i played them:

>sacred stones

>awankening

>fire emblem blazing sword

>shadow dragon

i am also in possession of radiant dawn, but i have yet to play it

7). it's a hard choice, but i would have to say 2 since i spent hours playing it! once i stayed up extremely late to grind on skeletons to make money for me and my daughter

i also like 3 a lot due to the aspect of talking to your daughter and the random events

Speaking of drinks.

8. What is your favorite alcholic beverage(s)?

i'm too young to drink, but if i were old enough i would have something with milk in it or a frozen strawberry daiquiri

HONK?

Ur waifus a shit

you like saber so you're WRONG ;)

1. What are you?

2. Why are you?

3. Have you ever had paella? If so, what did you think of it?

4. What was your most enjoyable dream, and your worst nightmare? (A "knightmare", sf moderator nightmare, or crossing knightmare pun or any variant of any kind, is not allowed)

5. Is there a concept, a human ideal, that you disagree with?

6. Do you like hurting other people?

7. Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?

8. Where are you right now?

9. Why are we having this conversation?

1). the evil inside of everybody's hearts, combined into one eldritch mass of flesh and organs

2). call it what you will -

a revelation from god, or a curse of the demon king

3). no, but i'd love to try it

4). my most enjoyable dream was the one where i owned this giant estate, right? i had ALL OF THAT SHIT to myself, complete with apple juice

my worst dream? can't name just one, but all the dreams where i'm stuck in school again! truly hell

5). can i say elitism or pretentiousness? self pity is quite high up there too, and so is projecting your lack of self confidence onto other people!

the last one is pretty bad i'd say... i've met a few people like that, completely helpless. not like i wanted to help them, though!!

6). i'm a pacifist!

7). probably those damned telemarketers who phone me in spanish

i mean... i don't even know spanish

8). my room, surrounded by water bottles ( i have 5 on my desk, along with my figures )

9). are we!?

[Nightmare]

1. HOW DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO WIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN?!?!?!?!

2. IS IT A BIG ONE?!

3. A GRAT ONE?! XD

4. AM I INVITED TO YOUR WEDDING?!

5. FIRST AND CURRENT IMPRESSIONS OF BLACK JACK?!

[Chen]

1. HOW DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO WIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN?!?!?!?!

2. IS IT A BIG ONE?!

3. A GRAT ONE?! XD

4. AM I INVITED TO YOUR WEDDING?!

5. FIRST AND CURRENT IMPRESSIONS OF BLACK JACK?!

1). <oh so very good>

2). LOL XDXDXDXDXD

I JUST LITERALLY

PEED

MY

PANTS

JUST A LITTE THOUGH

I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ HIGH FIVES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

3). WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT hgXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh

xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH

HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT

whatr the HELL

WHATA FUCK MAN xD

i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh

xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OMGOSH

DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

THIS IS A SHIT

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

A BIG ONE

XDDDDDDDD

A GRAT ONE

XXXXXXDDDD.

4). HAI

5). FIRST: WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SCAR!?

LAST: NOW I KNOW WHY HE WEARS THE SCAR

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE ... CAPE!

[Roxas]

1. Why ryona games?

2. What is the underlying fault with today's education system?

3a. Puppies or kittens?

3b. Would you eat your above choice?

4. What is your take on Eva Hesse's postminimalism works of the 1960's?

5. What do you think is most enjoyable type of hentai?

6. If given the chance to write your own visual novel, what would the protagonist's fetish be?

7. What do you think of Zone-sama's most recent work?

8. Tank girls or ship girls?

9. Given the chance, would you NTR somebody if he/she was into it?

10. What is the best way to buy condoms without being awkward about it?

11. Who is your favorite H-game heroine?

12. HeartCatch or Suite?

13. What do you think Russian Constructivist Dziga Vertov's motive was in filming Man With a Movie Camera?

14. Have you played Audition Online?

15. Are you a virgin?

16. Thoughts on Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo the animation cutting out the foursome scene?

17. How many floors does your house have?

18. What are your opinions on the Gruen effect?

19. Do you believe that Prussia was the true victor of the Seven Years' War?

20. Why am I so adorable?

[Jedi]

8. If I may ask, how old are you?

9. Do you enjoy the Zelda series at all?

10. What about Chinese history would you like to know? Sadly my knowledge is mostly limited to the Late-Han and Three Kingdoms period.

[Naughx]

Y R U SO LEWD?

[Soledai]

10. Chen, our conversations transcend space and time, why is this?

11. Which of the 12 zodiac(east or west) that isn't yours, do you like the most?

12. Can you describe your day, in 6 words, in another language?

13. Favorite fruit? Can you juice it?

14. Which of the seven virtues do you think can do the most harm to a person?

15. Which of the seven sins do you relate to the closest?

16. What natural phenomena would you like to witness?

17. Favorite weapon?

18. What technological convenience would you create, assuming it doesn't exist already?

19. Hey Chen? (I forgot to ask that first)

[ZemZem]

1. First/current impressions?

2. Thoughts on the current Eientei?

3. Favorite Touhou?

[Chen]

1. Why ryona games?

2. What is the underlying fault with today's education system?

3a. Puppies or kittens?

3b. Would you eat your above choice?

4. What is your take on Eva Hesse's postminimalism works of the 1960's?

5. What do you think is most enjoyable type of hentai?

6. If given the chance to write your own visual novel, what would the protagonist's fetish be?

7. What do you think of Zone-sama's most recent work?

8. Tank girls or ship girls?

9. Given the chance, would you NTR somebody if he/she was into it?

10. What is the best way to buy condoms without being awkward about it?

11. Who is your favorite H-game heroine?

12. HeartCatch or Suite?

13. What do you think Russian Constructivist Dziga Vertov's motive was in filming Man With a Movie Camera?

14. Have you played Audition Online?

15. Are you a virgin?

16. Thoughts on Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo the animation cutting out the foursome scene?

17. How many floors does your house have?

18. What are your opinions on the Gruen effect?

19. Do you believe that Prussia was the true victor of the Seven Years' War?

20. Why am I so adorable?

1). they are entertaining to play and are often poorly drawn, making for hilarious playthroughs of them

2). competition?

3).a. kitties for sure!

b. i ... might have already?

4). i'd put it in my room and sell it for millions... maybe

5). the one that i read? also, the coloring and art style has to match to my taste. poorly drawn items will get no viewings from me

it also must interest me and have above average dialouge

i wouldn't mind cute, fluffy hair

6). fluffy hair... the most fluffiest of hairs

just like cotton candy

the one you can sleep on

7). flash animations are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO flashy

8). i'd tank it

9). i'm a pure maiden, so no!

10). don't buy them, just take it! no awkwardness!

11). r-rance? is it rance?

12). heartcatch for sure

13). to win a free supply of tooth floss

14). that one nexon ddr clone? nope

15). it is illegal for me to not be a virgin and i abide by the law!

16). holy carp!! that's a long name

17). two, just two

18). irrelevant to me, since i never go out to malls for shopping!

19). no, it was ME!

20). ....are you?

8. If I may ask, how old are you?

9. Do you enjoy the Zelda series at all?

10. What about Chinese history would you like to know? Sadly my knowledge is mostly limited to the Late-Han and Three Kingdoms period.

8). fourteen, freshman becoming sophomore in a high school that a president's wife went to! (seriously, they advertise this everywhere in school)

9). yes, i liked the gameboy ones! (oracle of ages / seasons )

10). please tell me about their art of war and the way they governed the people!

it would also be interesting to know about peasants coming to power

Hi.

1. What would you say is your greatest strength?

2. What are your most common negative thoughts.

3. What's a game series you've always wanted to try, but never have?

4. If your life was a video game, what genre would it be?

5. What would the difficulty be set at?

6. Do you Dark Souls?

7. Law, chaos, or neutral?

8. If you could learn any instrument overnight. what would it be?

9. What FE character do you relate to most?

10. If I asked you about your non-existant first and current impressions of me, how would you respond?

1). me, entirely, in my unholy presence?

i'd say my confidence and ego

2). "fuck school i wanna go home" "i'm gonna fail this test" "you guys suck i don't wanna be here my feet hurt" "i'm so physically weak ;_;"

3). the legacy of KAIN

4). stat minmaxing + trivia + persona

5). easy, because i'm just that good

6). sometimes!

7). neutral

8). piano, maybe? or bass

strong bass

9). look to the left of this post below my avatar and the thing that says "member"

10). i would respond casually, because i'm a casual

Y R U SO LEWD?

i am not lewd, sire!

10. Chen, our conversations transcend space and time, why is this?

11. Which of the 12 zodiac(east or west) that isn't yours, do you like the most?

12. Can you describe your day, in 6 words, in another language?

13. Favorite fruit? Can you juice it?

14. Which of the seven virtues do you think can do the most harm to a person?

15. Which of the seven sins do you relate to the closest?

16. What natural phenomena would you like to witness?

17. Favorite weapon?

18. What technological convenience would you create, assuming it doesn't exist already?

19. Hey Chen? (I forgot to ask that first)

10). don't ask why, ask HOW! it's because my greatness grabs you and the rest of space and time by the neck it throws it out of the window, creating a vacuum of greatness... see? that's the kind of stuff you'd never learn in school

11). i rather like the taurus, because they have an appreciation of food

12). volo dormire, sed quoque volo ludere!!!

13). i love watermelon and peaches... and you can juice anything if you try hard enough!!

14). too much patience and/or charity can have people swindling you out of your time/money

you just need to keep a good head on

15). i'm rather slothy, since i never finish any of my personal projects

16). finding gold? does that count?

17). BIG GUNS

THE BIGGER THE BETTER

18). instant teleportation is important!

19).

1. First/current impressions?

2. Thoughts on the current Eientei?

3. Favorite Touhou?

1). "oh wow, there are touhou fans here?"

"hey, you're okay with me. should learn about other forums in order to make his forum flourish"

2). i haven't looked or made an account, are you saying that i should? i might check it out later

3). kanako is the coolest!

[Robert Stewart]

1. First/Current Impressions of me?

2. Impressions of Hello, Hi, Hey?

3. Have you ever walked out of a movie or something similar?

4. Do you like Star Wars?

5. Do you like Star Trek?

[Chen]

1. First/Current Impressions of me?

2. Impressions of Hello, Hi, Hey?

3. Have you ever walked out of a movie or something similar?

4. Do you like Star Wars?

5. Do you like Star Trek?

1). "who's this tsukihime liking weirdo?"

"i still cannot grasp your personality in a whole!!"

2). i only come there to discuss games and have fun, not much to it

i don't come often enough to start trouble, huuuuh

3). nope, i don't go to movies often

though i've mucked around in parties before

4 + 5). non

[Soledai]

What is greatness and also no grabbing.

20. Favorite food?

21. Favorite drink?

22. What do enjoy doing? Do you do it often, why or why not?

23. If you had 46 seconds to address the world, what would you say?

24. Do you have a favorite mythology? If so, what is it?

25. Favorite time of day?

26. Which magic element is your favorite?

27. Do you trust your instincts? Why or why not?

28. Do you fighting game?

29. Which element on the periodic table do you like?

[Roxas]

1). they are entertaining to play and are often poorly drawn, making for hilarious playthroughs of them

2). competition?

3).a. kitties for sure!

b. i ... might have already?

4). i'd put it in my room and sell it for millions... maybe

5). the one that i read? also, the coloring and art style has to match to my taste. poorly drawn items will get no viewings from me

it also must interest me and have above average dialouge

i wouldn't mind cute, fluffy hair

6). fluffy hair... the most fluffiest of hairs

just like cotton candy

the one you can sleep on

7). flash animations are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO flashy

8). i'd tank it

9). i'm a pure maiden, so no!

10). don't buy them, just take it! no awkwardness!

11). r-rance? is it rance?

12). heartcatch for sure

13). to win a free supply of tooth floss

14). that one nexon ddr clone? nope

15). it is illegal for me to not be a virgin and i abide by the law!

16). holy carp!! that's a long name

17). two, just two

18). irrelevant to me, since i never go out to malls for shopping!

19). no, it was ME!

20). ....are you?

i like you a lot.

[Esme]

FAVORITE FIRE EMBLEM DUDE?

FAVORITE FIRE EMBLEM DUDETTE?

FAVORITE FIRE EMBLEM WEAPON?

FAVORITE FIRE EMBLEM TOME?

MANAKETE, TAGUEL, FOX OR GAROU?

CAT, TIGER, RAVEN, HERON, WOLF OR HAWK LAGUZ?

FAVORITE CLASS?

FAVORITE STAT?

LEAST FAVORITE STAT?

[spoiler=BONUS QUESTION]Would you be so kind as to generate 8 numbers between 1 and 100? Then, generate one more number from 1 to 16 and post them for me? I'd really appreciate it.

[spoiler=S-Rank Question]First and current impressions?

[Chen]

What is greatness and also no grabbing.

20. Favorite food?

21. Favorite drink?

22. What do enjoy doing? Do you do it often, why or why not?

23. If you had 46 seconds to address the world, what would you say?

24. Do you have a favorite mythology? If so, what is it?

25. Favorite time of day?

26. Which magic element is your favorite?

27. Do you trust your instincts? Why or why not?

28. Do you fighting game?

29. Which element on the periodic table do you like?

what is greatness and no grabbing!? well, what is it?

20). i love salmon and noodles

21). lemon tea, or just tea in general

22). i enjoy drawing, and i usually do a few sketches everyday in school or some full drawings during the summer

23). "hi guys, each of you please give me 10 dollars. i'd really appreciate that."

24). hm? i don't i do have a favorite mythology

i do like .. biblical mythology man

it's just funky

25). night time baby

26). light magic is superior to all!

27). yes, because instincts are usually something i forgot that my mind is poking at

28). NO

29). pure gold

i like you a lot.

21). yes?

FAVORITE FIRE EMBLEM DUDE?

FAVORITE FIRE EMBLEM DUDETTE?

FAVORITE FIRE EMBLEM WEAPON?

FAVORITE FIRE EMBLEM TOME?

MANAKETE, TAGUEL, FOX OR GAROU?

CAT, TIGER, RAVEN, HERON, WOLF OR HAWK LAGUZ?

FAVORITE CLASS?

FAVORITE STAT?

LEAST FAVORITE STAT?

[spoiler=BONUS QUESTION]Would you be so kind as to generate 8 numbers between 1 and 100? Then, generate one more number from 1 to 16 and post them for me? I'd really appreciate it.

[spoiler=S-Rank Question]First and current impressions?

ZERO

LADY L'ARACHEL

ARMORSLAYER

NOSFERATU

DOGS ARE THE BEST!

HAWKS

TROUBADOUR

SPEED

RESISTANCE (PFFFFFT)

[spoiler=BONUS QUESTION]72 8 35 21 22 53 90 67

and 9!

[spoiler=S-Rank Question]First: WHOA, WHO IS THIS GUY WITH THE AVATAR WITH THE COOL PINKNESS

Last: <OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!> <VERY GOOD!>

would eat cakes and have tea with

[Esme]

ZERO

LADY L'ARACHEL

ARMORSLAYER

NOSFERATU

DOGS ARE THE BEST!

HAWKS

TROUBADOUR

SPEED

RESISTANCE (PFFFFFT)

[spoiler=BONUS QUESTION]72 8 35 21 22 53 90 67

and 9!

[spoiler=S-Rank Question]First: WHOA, WHO IS THIS GUY WITH THE AVATAR WITH THE COOL PINKNESS

Last: <OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!> <VERY GOOD!>

would eat cakes and have tea with

[spoiler=BONUS QUESTION RESULTS]The numbers you just generated helped me determine your class and growth rates.

You are a GAROU with PRIEST as your secondary class. Here are your growth rates:

HP: 70%

STR: 10%

MAG: 35%

SKL: 20%

SPD: 20%

LCK: 50%

DEF: 90%

RES: 65%

You can tank for days, but your offenses SUCK and you're slower than frozen syrup with an aim that is comparable to Helen Keller's. Better get used to the ascetic life!

[spoiler=S-Rank!]I think I'm gonna back to my wonderful pinkness. I miss it...

[Chen]

[spoiler=BONUS QUESTION RESULTS]The numbers you just generated helped me determine your class and growth rates.

You are a GAROU with PRIEST as your secondary class. Here are your growth rates:

HP: 70%

STR: 10%

MAG: 35%

SKL: 20%

SPD: 20%

LCK: 50%

DEF: 90%

RES: 65%

You can tank for days, but your offenses SUCK and you're slower than frozen syrup with an aim that is comparable to Helen Keller's. Better get used to the ascetic life!

[spoiler=S-Rank!]I think I'm gonna back to my wonderful pinkness. I miss it...

WHOA! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

i don't mind being a tank, once i put all my points entirely into defense and killed the final boss while all my friends were dead!

your pinkness is definitely a greatness, yes? i wouldn't mind if you returned to it

[Roxas]

21. Would you consider running away and starting a new life with me.

[Soledai]

what is greatness and no grabbing!? well, what is it?

Greatness without grabbing. >w>

[Fire Emblem Fan]

1: Do you like the "first impression" questions?

2: Do you think the fanservice in Fates is over the top?

3: Do you like bananas?

4: Are you arachnophobic?

5: Do you have any pets?

6: Nintendo, Sony, or Microsoft?

7: Ever seen District 9?

8: Sigurd or Seliph?

9: Favorite color?

10: Are any of my questions repeats?

[Chen]

21. Would you consider running away and starting a new life with me.

non, i already have a lover

Greatness without grabbing. >w>

g-grabbing what!? the sky!?

1: Do you like the "first impression" questions?

2: Do you think the fanservice in Fates is over the top?

3: Do you like bananas?

4: Are you arachnophobic?

5: Do you have any pets?

6: Nintendo, Sony, or Microsoft?

7: Ever seen District 9?

8: Sigurd or Seliph?

9: Favorite color?

10: Are any of my questions repeats?

1). very omoshiroi to ask, very difficult to answer

2). remove camilla's boobstrap, remove hoshido bias, and it's a-okay with me

3). i like bananas!

4). yes!!! spiders scare me!

5). i had fishes before, but none now

6). if i had to choose, nintendo for the 3ds

but i also liked the ps2..

7). NOPE

8). sigurd cuz he's always on fire

9). light purple and also gold

maybe crimson

10). NOPE!!