XRay Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 We will have nuclear explosions light up the night. If you give Alex Jones some frogs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 ... he'll start screaming about how "[he] DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTIN' CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRICKIN' FROGS GAY!" (What a crackpot!) If you give Arvis a Falchion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 He will use it to shred Julia's Naga to pieces. If you give the White House black paint... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 They paint Trump's border wall with it. If you give vegetables to Shulk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 He will chop them with Monado. If you give nothing to nothing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Nothing happens. If you give the Loch Ness Monster $3.50... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 You just got scammed. Nessie does not reveal herself to humans. If you give dictators crippling disabilities... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Some of them already had them, and have died from complications of those disabilities (ah, the trappings of power...). If you give your editor a manuscript that is overly discursive and goes into different directions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 A good editor will work with you to fix it up. A nice editor will politely tell you to redo it. A mean editor will yell at you and throw it out the window. A bad editor will let his dog eat it in front of you and leave the undigested remains on your desk the next morning. Anna will publish it and bribe the New York Times to put it on their Best Seller list and start a new trend in reading. Which Fire Emblem waifu is best suited for me? Anna? Palla? Nyna? Celica? Faye Mathilda? Sonya? Silvia? Lene? Laylea? Ayra? Ishtar? Tailtiu? Laylea? Lyn? Karla? Sonia? Eirika? Tana? Natasha? L'Arachel? Tethys? Marisa? Ismaire? Elincia? Nephenee? Micaiah? Leanne? Lyre? Nailah? Vika? Almedha? Lucina? F!Robin? Sumia? Tharja? Cordelia? Maribelle? Olivia? Flavia? Panne? Cherche? Pheros? Emmeryn? Tiki? F!Corrin? Azura? Camilla? Kagero? Orochi? Charlotte? Caeldori? Rhajat? Arete? Sharena? Eir? Gunnthrá? Laegjarn? Laevatein? Loki? Shade? Alice? Niamh? Maiko Shimazaki? Tsubasa Oribe? Ayaha Oribe? Kiria Kurono? TikiIsMyWaifu? The new girl from Three Houses? Someone else? Or is it a better idea to just marry them all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 I'll give you a waifu pillow of a generic random pegasus knight. If you give pizza to a waifu pillow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthR0xas Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 (edited) You get stains on it. Well, more stains than would be there otherwise. You really should wash that thing. If you give a potato the Bible... Edited January 8, 2019 by DarthR0xas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 It begins to think it belongs in the cooking pot with the holy macaroni. If you give vegan cheese to a guy named Gary... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 People will complain that it is not cheese. If you give Advance Wars players a Fire Emblem game... 9 hours ago, XRay said: Which Fire Emblem waifu is best suited for me? Anna? Palla? Nyna? Celica? Faye Mathilda? Sonya? Silvia? Lene? Laylea? Ayra? Ishtar? Tailtiu? Laylea? Lyn? Karla? Sonia? Eirika? Tana? Natasha? L'Arachel? Tethys? Marisa? Ismaire? Elincia? Nephenee? Micaiah? Leanne? Lyre? Nailah? Vika? Almedha? Lucina? F!Robin? Sumia? Tharja? Cordelia? Maribelle? Olivia? Flavia? Panne? Cherche? Pheros? Emmeryn? Tiki? F!Corrin? Azura? Camilla? Kagero? Orochi? Charlotte? Caeldori? Rhajat? Arete? Sharena? Eir? Gunnthrá? Laegjarn? Laevatein? Loki? Shade? Alice? Niamh? Maiko Shimazaki? Tsubasa Oribe? Ayaha Oribe? Kiria Kurono? TikiIsMyWaifu? The new girl from Three Houses? Someone else? Or is it a better idea to just marry them all? I suck at forum games. I keep on getting them confused. This should have been in the Stupid Questions and Answers game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 They will obsess over it. I certainly did. If you give @XRay forum games with similar premises... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 *see above If you give a tiger thirty dollars... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 He will buy a golf club and earn thirty million dollars. If you give me superpowers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 You turn everybody into cats. If you give a small dog a large stick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 it'll give the stick back to you. If you give a monkey two joints, a couple Quaaludes, and a bottle of Jack Daniels'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 The monkey's mate calls for a divorce and full custody of their offspring. The monkey is now a douchey deadbeat father and a cheater. If you give Link a clay flowerpot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 He'll break it. If you give pot roast to a Romanian with a whip... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 They eat it and whip you until you give them more pot roast. If you train squirrels to bring you ping pong balls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 They demand your nuts as rewards. If you give someone a death wish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 They wish they were dead. If you give a balloon a hat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 10 hours ago, Dragoncat said: They eat it and whip you until you give them more pot roast. Castlevania pun wasted :P on topic: The hat will fly away. If you give a lab rat the brains of a genocidal dictator... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Brain will kill Pinky. If you give Scooby a doo doo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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