Roxas Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 PRAISE BE TO YEEZUS TIME TO SCORE SOME FREE SUGAR COOKIES. Oh but you can't donate if you'd had sex with a man in the past year GOOD THING I HAVEN'T BEEN SLAMMIN' FOR ALMOST THREE GG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) not like the ruling would affect me ;_________; Edited December 24, 2014 by fuccboi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 wat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 im gonna die alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 im gonna die alone yeah with that attitude you will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) wait this is a thing?! seriously!? well, was, i guess Edited December 24, 2014 by Parrhesia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I like how it also disallows heterosexuals who have had sex with a prostitute. "Listen doc, she wasn't technically a prostitute, I didn't pay her. Does that count?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughx Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) this is a thing?! seriously!? It is... here a gay man has to be abstinent for 5 years... (1 year for Australia and UK) Edited December 24, 2014 by Naughx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 So I've been told that this was actually a thing from people who went to donate blood. i can't wait for people to say this is a conspiracy to turn people gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 what makes me think it's fucked up is that you can easily fuck a woman in any orafice and they won't bat an eyelid, butt fuck a man in the ass? you'd better have not done that for a whole year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 You can't fuck just any woman. There's a year long ban from donating blood after fucking a prostitute. As far as i'm aware the FDA assumes that almost all sexual relationships are long term and stable or at least between people who are tested for STD's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 mfw Italy is way, way more on the progressive side of the issue (Sorry, Italians, I don't actually know enough about you guys' politics to judge and should probably shut up, I just heard this one time that gender equality is stunningly bad in Italy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 you sure bunga bungled that, rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 bunga jump into my heart and cut the rope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 that would be a bunga bungory way to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 You can't fuck just any woman. There's a year long ban from donating blood after fucking a prostitute. As far as i'm aware the FDA assumes that almost all sexual relationships are long term and stable or at least between people who are tested for STD's. so they're treating gay sex like prostitution, because only people who get paid sleep around, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) Considering I had a friend nearly die donating blood I would hesitate even if I was 100% straight. Wait it didn't apply to Lesbians/bisexual females lmao. How silly Edited December 24, 2014 by Glaceon Prince Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) so they're treating gay sex like prostitution, because only people who get paid sleep around, right? Maybe because they're the only ones they think they can safely assume "sleep around," because otherwise it's basically just everybody else in the world they need to make that assumption on? Edited December 24, 2014 by Freohr Datia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Maybe because they're the only ones they think they can safely assume "sleep around," because otherwise it's basically just everybody else in the world they need to make that assumption on? yeah, but nothing's stopping other people from doing the same thing for free while it's not that common for someone to find a new fuck buddy every other week, it does happen. i'd assume it happens nearly as much as a person is getting paid for their sexual services Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 yeah, but nothing's stopping other people from doing the same thing for free while it's not that common for someone to find a new fuck buddy every other week, it does happen. i'd assume it happens nearly as much as a person is getting paid for their sexual services I never said it didn't ;o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I never said it didn't ;o your sentence has too many theys and thems, i had to read it several times just to get a jist of what you were trying to say looks like i'm retarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) your sentence has too many theys and thems, i had to read it several times just to get a jist of what you were trying to say looks like i'm retarded Are you trying to say that my wording is the problem or your reading is the problem because it looks like you're trying to say both but I'm not sure you think it's both xb or maybe it looks like you're saying one or the other idk what I was thinking Edited December 24, 2014 by Freohr Datia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 lol, idk anymore both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 You can't fuck just any woman. There's a year long ban from donating blood after fucking a prostitute. As far as i'm aware the FDA assumes that almost all sexual relationships are long term and stable or at least between people who are tested for STD's. i dont know about the prostitute part but ive been donating blood since i was 16 until i started going on out of country vacations. there is a year long period after you return from many different places outside of the US until you can resume donating blood. i havent been able to donate since my first vacation to the dominican republic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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