blah the Prussian Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 (edited) Well not including the glitches that occur in the second region and the relative boringness of that region, it was all right. I really didn't like Dark Rising because of the amount of damn grinding required.Well, Kanto in Gen 2 was pretty boring and,that didn't stop gen 2 from being awesome. The funniest thing there was how the Team Steam costume functions as an acro bike.In any case, at least they had the decency to recolor the Rocket sprites unlike a certain other hack. Edited April 24, 2015 by blah2127 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted April 25, 2015 Author Share Posted April 25, 2015 You thought the game up to now made sense? Just wait [spoiler=Something happens] For some reason this guy had the Magma/Aqua Grunt encounter track when he saw me? So scary If only the game mad it clear who you could rematch and whatnot. This was supposed to be a double battle but I had 0 faith in my level 6 Ekans with Wrap and Leer. 3 Mud Slaps later.... Sucks to be you then >___< That hat Like Poison Point only you can't attack half the time!!! You know. This is just my luck isn't it Metronome is great. My luck is great You know this would have been helpful considering Cleffa/Togepi are Fairy types. Yes they have the Fairy Type in this game. Don't ask why. No I'm not here. Good job. He looks like he's having a good time. People have tails confirmed. For reading a thing? Wow this enemy team is really great. Is a thing. Okay cool now go and be completely irrelevant. OH GOD NO NONONONONO I never would have guessed the INVENTOR invents shit. Yes. Because we all totally wanted to hear the cries of our favorite Pokemon as they die in valiant combat against Legendaries. The only reason this exists is to make the stupid Pikachu relevant to the plot. That is not a good thing. So now we can tell the important stuff from the stupid stuff!! Yay.... Why are you asking me >___< METAL GEAR. Oh look this is all completely relevant to the story Hint: It isn't And I am not your mother. well way to make it sound like a chore...? I mean I see no reason you have to...? MUD KIP MUD KIP MUD KIP Gee I wonder what will happen... Sure I guess...? SPOILER ALERT YOU CAN CATCH THIS THING CATCH IT AND USE IT IT IS REALLY GOOD IN THIS GAME His Pokedex entry said it sleeps a lot okay Next time: Useless Plot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoniker Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm a bit late, but you got me curious; what happens if you step in the "poison ivy"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Upside-DownFish Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm a bit late, but you got me curious; what happens if you step in the "poison ivy"? One of your pokemon gets poisoned. If you're an idiot like I am, you can even black out because you poisoned all your mons and the pokemon center is too far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Oh man, I forgot about the Pokecomm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 wait why is the pokeCOMM bad? (man this somewhat looks cool and make me want to try poke hacking sooner rather later) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondon151 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 i actually remember playing this hack and it's one of the better ones, which kind of shows how bad the quality of pokemon ROMhacks are. mudkip trivializes everything though and there's an obtainable blaziken later on in the game that also trivializes everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 light platinum is alright too, but the writing is utter shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 light platinum is alright too, but the writing is utter shit Then again, the writing in Gen 1 and 2 wasn't exactly Hemingway either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted May 9, 2015 Author Share Posted May 9, 2015 After a hiatus due to school papers and studying for AP exams, I return Wait no one cares WELL THEN [spoiler=I forget what happens!] You know would it have killed the creator to make it an automatic dialogue? Quality of life plz Yay I have no reason why this is happening but yaaaaay I mean you could have written me a note or something? Can you see anything here? If you do you have issues. Anyway healing and back to the forest/swamp See this guy. He's hilariously easy. But the next guy Remmeber Anthony from Pokeshin? Step 1: Self-Destruct Step 2 I just walked through poison ivy to dodge him because fuck that noise Gee I wonder what type he uses... Gee I wonder why he would go there And we have Lavender Town for some reason? Anyway POKEMON Swagnemite It can evolve into Swagnezone in this game with a Thunderstone FYI but I have Scar soo... This is apparently good I guess I mean It has Thunderpunch level 9 so... No you aren't Everyone who loves you is dead. Sigh I think the creator just put the holes there to make you walk more and run into more wild Pokemon. I love not being able to run. Dammit Sloth. Also he has EXP Share because I want Marshtomp. Ummm. Is this legal? Wow Watch out guys. Okay since Illusion doesn't work in Gen 3 I guess Zorua/Zoroark have Transform. It didn't show this battle but they do NEXT TIME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 and Zorua/Zoroark also have Intimidate, iirc? they're kind of annoying as shit early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoniker Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Glad to see this LP back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Oh yeah, that self destructing Pineco. Fuck it so, so much. Although Marshtomp really trivializes the first gym to a ridiculous extent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted May 10, 2015 Author Share Posted May 10, 2015 Oh yeah, that self destructing Pineco. Fuck it so, so much. Although Marshtomp really trivializes the first gym to a ridiculous extent. That's the goal! Trivialize the gym because *SPOILERS* Anyway Update time~ [spoiler=Power Plant] Oh god it begins So in case you couldn't tell this Pikachu is an antagonist. I mean I'm not complaining Pikachu is a shit but still. Unecessary Because that is a thing. Yes I never would have guessed since the guy outside the gym said you would be here And you're complaining about that...? And you can't fight the Pikachu because...? So yeah you have to turn of the electricity here. There are switches all around this floor. And the one that turns it off is all the way over here. Oh yeah now we can hear it talk Trust me it gets worse. When did I do that exactly? All I remember was you attacking my parents...? Because logic! ROUND 2 FIGHT Mud slap OP right? hahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaaha haha fuck you And we win. What dream could a Pikachu possibly have except for being high tier in Smash? Yay. ANYWAY apparently there are more Pokemon to find here.... No No go away Not this again Oh hey a Pokemon I actually like Too bad I have Shinx. See we could do this. buuuuuut GRINDING!!!! I <3 Static HUH WOW I had no idea you could get a Porygon here. This is new. Might as well I guess. Variety is the spice of life. Porygon© 2k15 Lucky for me I have obtained Truth so I win at life. Also that item is great. We'll get into that later. But he's too lazy to evolve. And the first gym is done for. hahahahaaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverHairedFreak25 Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Giving the player a mudkip this early in the game was really bad game design, since you could just cheese the first two gyms with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Giving the player a mudkip this early in the game was really bad game design, since you could just cheese the first two gyms with it. Not the second gym. At all. Fuck the second gym. Oh, and hopefully Truth.exe doesn't feature hyper realistic blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverHairedFreak25 Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Not the second gym. At all. Fuck the second gym. Oh, and hopefully Truth.exe doesn't feature hyper realistic blood. Didn't the second gym get nerfed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 i've mentioned several times that yes, it did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 (edited) Ah, okay. I'm still stuck on the second gym. Then again I'm playing .5. Edited May 10, 2015 by blah2127 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted May 11, 2015 Author Share Posted May 11, 2015 Speaking of gyms... [spoiler=VS. SPARKY] Yeah Later in the game (I mean in Johto) you can make your own TM's It's great and totally balanced. Especially when TM's are infinite in this game ala gen 5/6. Oh joy. No my name is Caroline. Hahaha I'm funny. I mean I have a Marshtomp. I'm not scared. ENTER GREEN RIVAL Yes we have a red one and a green one. Wait until the blue one who has like no plot relevance iirc. Clever game Like not even being sarcastic this is real clever of them. hahahaaha get wrekt. Talk shit Get crit My favorite policy to go by No I mean in theory you could have but AI goodbye Green. From now on the rivals are classified by colors This is a gym. I don't think you have to even fight the trainers? But EXP is EXP. GREASEMONKY. Are they related to GREASE LIGHTNING? I hope so. That was a good movie. Wait what's that Pokemon over there...? It can't be... Welcome to Jolteon in the first gym ladies and gents. totally balanced. hahahaaha.... Kill me BREEZY VS SPARKY ROUND 1 I call hacks. Anyway Luxio dies soo ROUND 2 Because logic??? It dies too soo.. ROUND 3 14/14/18 Good game design Anyway... WINNER: BREEZY Yay And cut is required to use later in the game Fun "Hey Breezy they wouldn't give you thunderbolt this early they probably changed the TM numbers around! Especially because TMs are infinite use this game!" What am balance? oh yeah Balanced It begins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Wow thats lovely. Two pokemon with thunderbolt and an overpowered Marshtomp and you only have 1 badge. GG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Wow thats lovely. Two pokemon with thunderbolt and an overpowered Marshtomp and you only have 1 badge. GG Oh, wait until you see a mechanic that will appear in a bit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 Hey guys If you thought the game was balanced up until now Just wait [spoiler=DANK CAVES part 1/???] Yeah why not I guess/ Next location goooo I didn't even know I had one! HI Professor. Go away. DON'T DO THIS WHATEVER YOU DO IT'S A TRAP. This is important for later. No go away. *pokes* Oh what a coincidence Oh no whatever will we do. Anyway sure. I completely forget what to do with this Flo She works at a Dam which has Water Water flows God Damit Oh yeah we can go there now I might do that later And it's required Anyway. While we are here.... REVENGE MOTHER FUCKER I WILL WIN WE MEET AGAIN SON OF A BITCH HA Oh hey Tackle kept it's Gen 5 buff neat. YAY I guess NO So we just so happened to randomly crash on the place we needed to go. Sure game I guess... Oh hey this should be free EXP... fuck Okay let's not try that Maybe this place will be better...? It's not It's worse Hit the road kid don't ya come back no more no more no more Two things One I could have sworn the map sprite was a guy and second WTF is that outfit. Oh look. A level 17 neat. But Oh two Pokemon this should be eas- What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 What the fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverHairedFreak25 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 It gets worse. I think there's a Blaziken or two in this mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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