blah the Prussian Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I had to grind for such a long time to do anything. I just want to see your two cents about the end of the cave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoniker Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Wow, such BALANCE Also, what happens if you do the "Trap-quest"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted May 21, 2015 Author Share Posted May 21, 2015 It gets worse. I think there's a Blaziken or two in this mountain. Not quite Blaziken But we'll get there I had to grind for such a long time to do anything. I just want to see your two cents about the end of the cave. Oh don't worry I've played up to the end of the cave and got a great strategy that you all will get to see in the next few updates Wow, such BALANCE Also, what happens if you do the "Trap-quest"? The Bridge? All the Pokemon there are like level 20-ish Balance SPEAKING OF [spoiler=DANK CAVE BRO] Thankfully this cave has Ghost types Specifically Haunter AKA one of my favs Who we won't be using this run for some reason because it wasn't male like I wanted so I could name is Pride Curse is OP here Trust ANY Hitmonlee you find in this cave cannot touch Ghost types Literally cannot THIS FUCKER HOWEVER He has Pursuit You know what Pursuit does other than be a dark attack? It goes first and does more damage when you were going to switch out and it attacks the active 'mon Yeah So we Curse this thing And it Pursuits us so we die And we win BUT THEN This happened Thank god I am legit saving every time I move I hate this part of the game Wow rude much? Oh gee three Pokemon I wonder what he has... Oh okay I see how it is game I BELIEVE IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY GAME HE'S A MOOK .___________________________________________________________. A FEW PAINSTAKING MOMENTS LATER I love Misdreavous The only downside for it this game you get's Dusk Stone late Sad times I used it on my first run so not this time I still love you little Iris <3 Random Moon Stone? No faith Literally Once you enter this area A fight Game design pls Oh I see Random mushrooms Does this accurately explain the creator of this game when he made this area? #THE DREAM It didn't work Hit the road Jack I made this joke already no Yawn Yawn Aight I love AI sometimes Holy Psybeam I love this game Oh look this should be ea- OH YOU OEDIPUS I am sorry for the joke we were reading that in English I am so sorry Please hate me all you want #THEDREAM IS REAL Oh god This is the point when I'd like to tell you we aren't halfway done with the cave I have 156-ish screens this is like 68? Oh look a thing Oh that helps I guess OH GOD NOT ANOTHER TRAINER oh wait Is this a checkpoint. It is Thank god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoniker Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 "A hiker always helps a fellow hiker if s/he's in need" I think this counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Well, if you want good grinding, you can't access it now, but the tower in the next town is a good place to start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted May 22, 2015 Author Share Posted May 22, 2015 Well, if you want good grinding, you can't access it now, but the tower in the next town is a good place to start. The Lighthouse? I remember there being a Lighthouse somewhere that is actually good for grinding Is that it? Anyway... [spoiler=TFW DANK CAVES] I'm running out of dank memes here .____. Legit I had no idea a Golbat could appear here This bodes well enough for me I guess DON'T STOP ME CAUSE I'M HAVING A SHIT TIME HAVING A SHIT TIME wait actually stop me please Oh look actual things I can fight! Night Shade is actually really good here like damn I believe Just assume I won I SEE YOU NO I REFUSE TO GIVE UP ON THIS PLAYTHROUGH IF I SUFFER YOU SUFFER WITH ME At least there is variety #THEDREAM dammit double dammit Sounds like your problem How boring oh god I have faith Just assume I died Fun fact at this point I realized I would die to the boss of this area with just one Haunter So I caught another Name is completely relevant ! Yay again I have two ways to think of this 1.) It's a Banette which is one of my favs 2.) It's a level 19 Banette They normally evolve at 38 Please OH COME ON There was a guy here I swear You better be I want out of here Oh yeah this is a thing This is exactly why I wanted 2 Haunter #IHAVEFAITH WE MEET AGAIN Sadly it was not a guy so I couldn't name it Adachi 2spoopy4me AND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT AND I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE NEW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Yeah, the lighthouse. Good for grinding up to lv 35. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoniker Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Haunter solo gogogo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted May 23, 2015 Author Share Posted May 23, 2015 Prepare your anuses guys We ending this cave Also just assume that I did random grinding from the end of the last update to this one [spoiler=SUCH DANK, MUCH CAVE] If only I had a Pokemon who could use this.. Oh god no Not here Yes I was expecting an actual villain I think the Pikachu works for Fusion but I'm not 100% sure This game's plot makes no sense What exactly did I ever do to you? Wow rude. ROUND 3 FIGHT Ah ha ha ah ha ha ha ha You know this is actually a good move Insta-parahax Just stop pls "Yeah I hate you here take a thing to reach my boss!" Hey look an item that legit has no use outside of here Sure because why not? Yay plot convenience! No You either say adios asshole or not at all Yeah use it on these rocks to reach the other half of the cave It begins How exactly can you tell? You aren't looking at me What if I was a Fusion Grunt? Yes why else would a random kid just be here Or your damn dog! Ayyyy Wow 2edgy L-lewd LUCKILY this isn't a double battle Thank everything and your mother MACHAMP WE HAVEN'T EVEN DONE THE SECOND GYM YET AND WE HAVE A FINAL STAGE EVO THIS GAME .______________________. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ALL LAUGHED AT PORYGON BUT HE DID IT HE WILL COME FOR ALL YOU NON-BELIEVERS NEXT Round 2 GG So difficult Anyway now that we are done with those Fighting types say goodbye to the Haunter Duo You helped a lot oh no bro! Wow he mad Okay bring it I've survived worse You know All the real Pokemon villains have villain-y names like Giovanni is the type of name for a Mafia boss Cyrus just sounds like a bad guy Ghetsis is just weird Lysandre is totally not evil Greevil is legit Greed+Evil But Michael Michael This is the story of Michael The shittiest villain name in town Like he doesn't even look evil He looks like an angsty teenager trying to be cool AND HE'S NOT EVEN A TEENAGER HE IS A GROWN MAN WITH A WIFE AND A KID (Spoiler!!!!!!) This should be difficul- ffs this fight was the easiest thing I've done in this cave I could use Dark coverage. You were kinda shit... I mean you could have just left...? Dude this fucker is edgier than me Please go and stay go Oh no! Thank god it took you conveniently the same amount of time it took me to beat up a Pikachu and a pissy old man! Yes Thank god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoniker Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 "This is the story of Michael, the shittiest villain name in town..." Please tell me I'm not the only one who got the reference... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 You know, I can't think of a single guy named Micheal who ever made it big being evil. Like, if Hitler's name was Micheal Hitler, no one would ever pay attention to him. I mean that would be awesome, but seriously, how do you actually get people to listen to you when you want to be evil with a name like Micheal? Oh yeah, and wouldn't it make more sense for the super powerful Champion dude to beat Team Fusion, as opposed to the kid with only one badge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted May 25, 2015 Author Share Posted May 25, 2015 aaaaaay lmao 4 pages thanks guys Let's keep this thing going shall we [spoiler=PLOTPLOTPLOT] AT THIS MOMENT IN THE PLAYTHROUGH I WOULD LIKE TO DENOTE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE TWO BRAVE SOULS WHO KEPT ME SANE IN THE CAVE YouHelpd Convenience! Yes please get me the fuck off of here "Mr. Blake." "Yes Why?" "I think I cheated" Umm you would have had to fight team Fusion Which might have been shit for you because you use Dark Types GAUNTLETS? FOR ME? I love using inside jokes that no one will understand TIX nowai I love stupid humor in my video games #yolo My rival senses are tingling. Hi Greenie. Wait if we have a Red/Green/Soon-to-be-Blue Rival Does this make me Vio can I be Vio And the Water gym too I'd hope DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH COME ON Level 30 level 30 this thing is 2 levels away from being a Meganium Level 30 Look I know you should have done the second gym by now But still This fucker is almost a final evolution THIS'LL BE FUN~ Okay well we are guaranteed to win This thing has Synthesis too And 2 Super Potions Needless to say Bayleef took about 5 minutes to kill See kids This is why we use Marshtomp. easy. OH GEE NOW YOU EVOLVE This would have been helpful before the Green. YOU HAD A FULL HEALTH LEVEL 30 BAYLEEF DON'T GIVE ME THE "oh they were weak" BULLSHIT Oh joy Stormy City The creativity of these names gets better and better Why Now we are here.....? They're stuck on a shitty Gen 6 Pokemon that shouldn't exist Yes And for fucks sake make it understandable I have an audience here Is this an anime plot I feel like this is a plot to an anime somewhere Magic SPOILER ALERT: It's Team Fusion Like why else would they be called fusion Unless they are Yu-Gi-Oh fans or SMT fans Well yes but it happens randomly for me so it does jack all You might have lived in it But I was born in it Molded by it Congrats So TL;DR This universe has no Pokemon What would happen? Will it stop this stupid stuff from happening? Sure Oh no bro Cool So talk to this chick and... oh woah bro I I I have no words for this Like I know the water type (Female) Gym leaders were kinda made to be like that But Sexy as a describing word is just I don't even also Flo is the shittiest Gym in this hack except for the Dark one later on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 breezy just go with the flo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Ah, so the LP has reached the point where I stopped playing because for whatever reason I didn't have the SeaSprayTix! Looking forwards to seeing what stupid bullshit happens next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Somewhere...masochists are having the time of their lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted May 25, 2015 Author Share Posted May 25, 2015 Somewhere...masochists are having the time of their lives. hey excuse me I am NOT having the time of my life I am dying over here And what do you mean you didn't want 2 updates today fuck off [spoiler=TERRY] This is a great place for 2 reasons One is grinding This is the other reason Okay We got this guys For some reason the top floor using the Secret Base music...? I dunno Spoiler alert: He died "Wait but no Fossil Pokemon are Ground type-" Why do I question this game? Like really Why .____. Porygon will carry this team I swear to you all Not what I wanted .____________. Flinch Hax OP You know Normally I would be pissed at this game But I'm not I've ascended beyond caring I am beyond everything My caring Is gone I'm done I mean if I flinch hax I can do it I ddin't Except you aren't it was Nido-guy who was BATTLE OF THE MARSHTOMP Porygon wins GYM LEADER: Terry Type: ground Difficulty: Meh if you have a Water/Grass type Difficulty for me: Meh Hi You know On one hand this is a nice pre-fight speech but on the other hand ground puns TAKE THE LEFT TUNNEL MR. JONES THE LEFT TUNNEL INDY ROUND 1: Gligar Have you ever fought a Gliscor in Gen 6 competitive? Imagine that But with less Toxic Orb/Toxix Heal and more Super Potions He took like 3 minutes ROUND 2: Vibrava 8 levels hacking all right Luckily... Parahax OP? Nope Flinch hax is though ROUND 3: Phanpy Subsitute and Magnetude BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE IT HAS LEFTOVERS (also I think after this gym EVERY gym leader's Ace has Leftovers. I think. But I win This is actually really nice WINNER: Why DIRT DIRT "But Breezy the only like good Ground TM is Earthquake. They wouldn't give it to you after the 2nd gym!" No No No No No No hahahahaaahaahahahaha Anyway Bridge time let's grind Sure Yeah level 20 imagine doing this when the game told you to Which was before the cave I think this one had a Starmie? Oh god Huh GO DIEGO GO I am so sorry Yes awww b-but I like Chinchou Also on the route after this you can catch Zorua If you want I didn't NEXT TIME: Light it u-u-up Light it u-u-up Light it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 The really sad thing is this game got merged from 5.0. IMAGINE THE SUFFERING I HAD TO GO THROUGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverHairedFreak25 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Sad thing is, the gym got nerfed. Terry's ace used to be a Donphan. With the same moveset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Wow the balance in this game is weird. Like are all PokeCommunity hacks this strange? Especially because this was a hack of the year candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Sad thing is, the gym got nerfed. Terry's ace used to be a Donphan. With the same moveset. And that Donphan was the epitome of evil. Fucking cheater... Wow the balance in this game is weird. Like are all PokeCommunity hacks this strange? Especially because this was a hack of the year candidate. Poke community's idea of a good jack, apparently, is based entirely on how soul crushingly difficult it is. I believe Ruby Destiny won Hack of the Year for the same reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momogeek2141 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 The only hack out of those I played that I felt had the right difficulty was Flora Sky. Not for story reasons obviously, but they managed to pull off the difficulty thing without making it ridiculous. Instead, they put the difficulty in the overworld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverHairedFreak25 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Poke community's idea of a good jack, apparently, is based entirely on how soul crushingly difficult it is. I believe Ruby Destiny won Hack of the Year for the same reason. It's not exactly a ROM hack, but check out Pokemon Reborn. In terms of difficulty, think of the scale being an FE HP bar. Reborn is what happens when you go past 80. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondon151 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 reborn is not that hard lol it is much better quality than even good pokemon ROM hacks though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverHairedFreak25 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 reborn is not that hard lol it is much better quality than even good pokemon ROM hacks though Have you SEEN the kind of bullshit the new terrain mechanics pull off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Light Platinum has a good difficulty curve, except around the Champions, but what are you gonna do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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