Blaze The Great Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Lol "A Starmie is more trouble than an Onix"...and an Onix killed your ace. ...Too soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I know of another LPer, Chorocojo, who really hates Starmies. Of course, one is my ace for my competitive team, but whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Well, that went swimmingly. Make sure to withdraw Rusty for Surge, for obvious reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I am not a fan of Starmie Lol "A Starmie is more trouble than an Onix"...and an Onix killed your ace. ...Too soon? add some ice heal to this burn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 Episode Forty Nine: True American Wonderful news; I'll be jumping straight into the next gym. This time, it's good old Lt. Surge and his electric types. There's not a lot else for me to say, so I'll get on with it. [spoiler=Episode Forty Nine: Part One] This was a mistake. A big mistake. Yes, one of them has most of the Rotom forms. Thank goodness for Intimidate. I just want all these Rotoms to piss off. That's some fine work, Rusty. I cannot believe I didn't lose anyone there. You think you can do anything after that double? Just try it. I really wish I didn't killed that Luxio encounter. Oh boy! I love this puzzle! Can't you tell? That was less annoying than I thought it was going to be. Got it on the second try. And here's the barge arse American. [spoiler=Episode Forty Nine: Part Two] That's little Champion to you, arsehole. Yeah, he's an American. Just not as large as usual. Turns out that Xian was the best lead for this match. Lucky me. I hope for another smooth gym battle. Things are looking good so far. A fun fact; Electivire is part fighting in this hack. Man, fourth gen had some ugly evolutions. Now he's an awesome electric type. Shit! A couple of Leaf Blades should finish it off. I'm always sad to see an Ampharos faint. I have become the Brock. ... Jeez, Raichu had a bad sprite in this game. Wait... no! C'mon, Rusty, hang in there. You know, I don't think I've ever seen an opponent miss that move in this hack. RIP: Rusty. Sorry, Jasmine. God, this thing's a monster. Trapsnatch looks like he's castrating him, which is fine with me. That was a close one. Well, considering what Electrodes are best known for, I can't imagine it's far from over. I really don't want to take any more recoil damage right now. Of all the tactics to bring out, you had to go for Double Team... Bollocks! That better be the TM you give me. I'm not risking another loss if Xian misses again. Bloody hell. Just one Electrode managed that? [spoiler=Episode Forty Nine: Aftermath] He even talks like an American. ... Sod off. /salute. I guess you deserve that much. That's a heavy loss. And that's the third Kanto gym down. It was the tougher battle than I had expected. The team took a bit of a hammering, as you can see below. Next, I'll be heading for Celadon City, where not only will I be able to battle another gym, but also get a lot of good TMs. Of course, I'll have to go through Rock Tunnel and Lavender Town first. [spoiler=Team] Not all of them made it through to the other side however. It looks like it's finally time to hold my first contest in quite some time. Your votes are needed, as there's a space to be filled on the team. [spoiler=Contest (Please Vote)] Rusty Replacement! Sadly, Rusty didn't make it through Surge, so he needs replacing on my team. This time, I've got three fine candidates for you to choose from. They all have different typings, moves, and stats, so think carefully. I'll provide my own comments for each of them. It's important to note, Earthquake can be bought in Celadon in this hack. Once I have that, Eardwulf will have a fantastic moveset. His stats aren't too impressive though. Eardwulf might make a good Scarf attacker. Studmuffin has okay stats, and a fantastic moveset. Access to Sleep Powder is always good, and he can even heal himself with Giga Drain. Perhaps it's time for him to finally become a full time member of the team. Fury proved himself against Misty, but I think that might have been the extent of his usefulness. He's decently fast, and hits hard, making him good for a Choice Scarf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Ah man, it's a choice between two Pokemon on my team for this... go with Eardwulf, for the moveset diversity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 At least Xian survived.... I'd vote Eardwulf too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Eardwulf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Yeah Eardwulf. Beside he's the freaking Nidoking. What more do you need for using him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Eardwulf. Pretty much Beside he's the freaking Nidoking. What more do you need for using him? Also, I get it. Steelix was a HEAVY loss. Get it? Cuz...y'know...Steelix is heavy..........I'll stop now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 ... I am so eating the words of my last post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soen Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Eardwulf, definitly. And damn for that loss. A Focus Blast was probably the only think that would have knocked him off. Oh well, you win some, you lose some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted August 12, 2015 Author Share Posted August 12, 2015 Episode Fifty: Bugger! If the title is any indication, things don't go brilliantly in this part. As it turns out, getting to Celadon won't be so easy after all. For that reason, not much too interesting happens in this part, aside from some decent encounters. [spoiler=Episode Fifty: Part One] Good thing that Blissey was handing out Flash. How nice. Now that's a good encounter. I think I might actually prefer that over Nidoking. I'm not as endeared to him as the voters are. Moving on then. Nothing else happened in there. I'm not going to forget that lost encounter. Eardwulf better pick up the slack. Less trainers than I was expecting. I thought there'd be a couple in the cave. OoooOOooo... and such other stuff. They sell Shadow Ball at the store. OoooOooOooOooO... and such. I've heard nothing! I've seen nothing! No legendaries allowed! OoooOooOOoooOoo... and such. Now I can listen to your crappy music! Thanks! I've never noticed this before, but Ninetales has an epic mowhawk. Plus I'm the Champion. God damn it! When will I stop falling for this? Now that's a glorious moveset. I think someone needs to make some fixes. Long may their love be! You look like a gay threesome. Nice animations. That's a metaphor for anal. They don't take kindly to homosexuals in Kanto. Funny thing; in the course of buffing Flareon in this hack, Drayano actually lowered it's special defence in favour of physical defence. And I totally support you. I think that's a Muk... I can't really remember. That's the trainers on this route. Time to get a good encounter. Since it's night, I'm hoping for something I can use a Dusk Stone on. That's fine. Well, if I ever need another psychic type. Don't tell me... Bugger. Bugger. Bugger. [spoiler=Episode Fifty: Part Two] At least I can get some good encounters on the way. As it turns out, everything in the water is either dupes or species. No encounter here. Yeah... I'm going to save time by not showing every trainer. There's really no relation or theme between those two Pokemon. There're actually two encounters on this route I might as well pick up. ... ... Bloody hell! It's going to hurt in a moment. Feel the burn... and such. Another psychic type. I guess physical Hypno can be a thing. You can see more if I took my clothes off. I've been using Blizzard a lot lately. Maybe I should get Ice Beam at some point. You'd think a soothing flute would put someone to sleep, not wake them up... must be shitty flute music then. Right, this might be tough. Oh bugger. No, I'm not risking this. This better be the best damn Snorlax ever. Tsk. Yeah... about the Earthquake TM; I won't be getting it for quite a while. I should've gone with my gut and taken Studmuffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Rip nidoking You sir are a comedy genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Rip nidoking He didn't die yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soen Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Hey, you could actually try to EV train that Snorlax and give him Rest, Snore, Curse and Zen Headbutt. It'd make him a perfect replacement for Rusty, if not better. I think with a little bit of effort you could get the braces at the Battle Frontier and coupled with Proteins and all of those steriods they'd make the training not too difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 You used the Master Ball! I guess you didn't want to risk Snorlax killing anything. After all, no legendaries means no saving it for Mewtwo, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Ah yes, Kanto is known for being very oppressive on LGBT rights. Homosexual bad, after all. Also if my Nidoking is named after Louis XIV I guess that makes your Nidoking Louis XV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 Episode Fifty One: Long Way Round Good news; you get to see the second part of this sodding death march. I've still got Celadon in my sights, but there's a lot of trainers and encounters between me and then. [spoiler=Episode Fifty One: Part One] Oh, it's you. Please, I want nothing to do with legendaries. Just leave me be. Sigh... this had better be good. An Earthquake TM would be good. Okay... can I trade them for that TM? Well, Charizard does learn Belly Drum in this hack... so physical Charizard can be a thing? ... Shove off. No, seriously, get lost right now. To your white van, no doubt. Those poor Pokemon. Maybe here I can get an encounter that's not dupes. Here's hoping. Check out mine. He's purple and has a horn... which is all I can say about him so far. Yeah... think I'll swap him out. I would like a Heracross. They're pretty sweet. Tim & Sue need to learn about proper spacing. I'll give them a lesson. By killing theirPokemon. Okay. I actually think Swellow's cool. Plus, it has ExtremeSpeed. [spoiler=Episode Fifty One: Part Two] The meal is my fist. Enjoy your salad, too. Here's a tune; bzzt, bzzt, bzzt. Wouldn't you prefer a Kangaskhan? Funny. My Sandslash was killed by a Bronzong. You know. A Dragon Dancing Altaria would be pretty neat. I see nothing! Well, he can sod off there forever. You learnt how to lose? Good work, chap. Roserade won't survive this time! Another encounter. Nothing really to say. It's decent. I can't actually get an encounter here. It's all dupes and species. That's surprising, 'cause you look like a runt. Eardwulf actually does something with ease! No... wait... Spore Effect put him to sleep. The one I'm going to thrash into the dirt? That's not cute. Sod off. What's with psychic moves hitting me hard today? So many battles... Wouldn't you believe that I cut out half of them for this recap? [spoiler=Episode Fifty One: Part Three] Civilisation! At least! I could kiss that Shellder! Yep! No trainer battles here! That's a terrible shame, but it ain't my problem. Good luck to her then. I need to heal up and head for Celadon. You what? Well screw you, Nurse Joy! Yes, that's right; something interesting is finally happening. Next time, I have to go clear up this situation. Looks like Celadon is further away than ever now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Well, this seems like a rather random enhancement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 So you have to go from Lavender to Celadon, with the Route 7-8 Underground Path still blocked off, the Saffron guards are thirsty fixing a blackout, and the Pokecenter in Fuchsia is run by a Cloyster who's not gonna heal you, forcing you to run through Routes 12-18 without healing? Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted August 14, 2015 Author Share Posted August 14, 2015 Episode Fifty Two: Cloyster Town It's happening, people! The Pokemon are rising up against humans. Today, they take over our cities; tomorrow, they'll be human trainers. Only one man can stop them! Will Fuchsia City be saved, or will its people be enslaved in manballs? [spoiler=Episode Fifty Two] You know, Venomoth is actually bug/psychic in this hack, so I don't think you should be using one. The one and only. It's up to me now! At least there's Nurse Joy to heal my Pokemon. "You looking at my bloke!?" Since I once had a Shellder, this is species clause. No catches for me. Luckily, Cloyster are phyisically defencive, rather than special. This shouldn't be difficult. Go back to the filthy ocean where you belong! You see! It's trying to catch that human over there! You and your manballs won't work against Bluebolt. That's the Cloyster outside dealt with. Just one left to go. Get outta there, and fight me like a man! He's got his manballs ready! ... She's got her manballs ready. Wait... that's Shiny Clause! I can catch her. Delightful. Another easy shiny. A shame about the ability. Skill Link would've been wonderful. I think he would've used exploding Weezing to sort them out. Okay, change of plan then. Janine will be my next gym battle. Before all that however, it's time for another encounter. Easy experience, too. Or maybe not. Okay, thanks for the level up. I've never used a Muk, so I don't know whether that's good or bad. I prefer Weezing, myself. The world will never know the disaster that was averted this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 (edited) He didn't die yet. nah not the fact he didn't die, just the fact he's utter crap edit: cloyster city and the attack of the blue balled cloyster Edited August 14, 2015 by Takemoto Masae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 No trainers, just a shiny Cloyster. What? - A day in the life of the Champion. why are you gonna sequence-break sequence breaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 See, people? This is why PETP is a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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