Hawkwing Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 There were 3 guys who wanted to see how high they could each throw a brick. The ground was muddy, so they'd figure out who won by how far the brick sunk when it came down. The first guy throws the brick and it sinks a little bit. The second guy throws the brick and it sinks more. The third guy throws the brick and it never comes down. There was this lady boarding a flight to go see her mom, she had her pet parrot with her. A sign said "no smoking and no pets", so she hid her parrot in her coat. Later the copilot is coming down the aisles and he's got a cigar in his mouth. He finds the lady's parrot and says "You're not supposed to have pets on this plane!" and he throws the parrot out the window. The lady goes "Well you're not supposed to smoke on this plane!" and takes the cigar and throws it out. The copilot goes back to the cockpit. He hears a tap at the window, it's the parrot! It's holding something. No not the cigar. The brick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiyonce Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The_antithesis Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 The fact they're saying it's going to cost ~$1000 for a test is fucking sickening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 https://www.reshareworthy.com/friesian-horse-performs-for-cows/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jason-SilverStarApple Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 It's a "4PM **** Flattening" joke. I probably shouldn't post it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason-SilverStarApple Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 I found something funnier and less offensive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Benice Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Do I need to put more vibe check Cantina music? It seemed to help earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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