General Horace Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) a newcomer enters the arena vs a longtime player. What will happen? TEAM ZERO versus... TEAM ANON oh look Miriel on both teams STATS UNIT HP ST MG SK SP LC DF RS HIT AVO CRIT ASSASSIN!STAHL 80 42 29 49 46 43 33 29 95 90 24 SORCERER!MIRIEL 80 28 47 39 41 45 39 44 81 84 19 BOWKNIGHT!CHROM 80 41 30 44 42 46 34 29 89 86 22 BERSERKER!CONAN 80 53 29 37 44 42 36 30 76 87 18 SORCERER!AVERSA 80 29 47 39 41 43 41 44 80 83 19 ----------------------------------------------------- UNIT HP ST MG SK SP LC DF RS HIT AVO CRIT JENKINS!LEEROY 80 48 30 38 47 44 33 30 79 92 19 WAIFU!TIKI 80 40 38 42 43 47 42 42 86 88 21 SORCERER!MIRIEL 80 28 47 39 41 45 39 44 81 84 19 SWORDMASTER!PRIAM 80 41 32 45 46 45 35 36 90 91 22 ASSASSIN!COOKIE 80 39 29 50 50 44 31 30 97 97 25 (62) Anon gets first strike! Edited July 17, 2015 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Oh Horace, you flatter me, I wouldn't say I'm particularly long going, or at least not consistently active enough to claim so. Alright, the first strike, a pivotal moment in this battle. One that must be approached carefully, with the utmost caution and forethought, to establish a positive trend in my performance this battle... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hooKVstzbz0 Gangrel jumps at Miriel with a brave axe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 ALL THE MIRIEL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Horace, from this point forward, could we please change Berserker!Gangrel to Jenkins!Leeroy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerosabers Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Don't worry, it'll be one Miriel in a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) TURN 1 VS Gangrel @Brave Axe attacks Miriel @Aversa's Night! 27x2 damage, 100% hit, 0% crit (82) Miriel takes 27 damage! (53/80) Gangrel attacks again! (62) Gangrel's VENGEANCE activates! Miriel takes 27 damage! (26/80) Miriel counters! 39 damage, 9% hit, 0% crit (15)Miriel's VENGEANCE activates! (82, 10)Miriel misses! Gangrel attacks again! (71) Gangrel's VENGEANCE activates! BEG FOR YOUR LIFE! Miriel takes 27 damage and falls! ANON ZERO GANGREL 80/80 STAHL 80/80 TIKI 80/80 MIRIEL 00/80 MIRIEL 80/80 CHROM 80/80 PRIAM 80/80 CONAN 80/80 COOKIE 80/80 AVERSA 80/80 Zero's turn. Edited July 17, 2015 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Don't worry, it'll be one Miriel in a second. Given her predictions in Jedi and Dan's match, I wonder if Zero is psychic. Not really though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintessence Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) Anti sorcs are a tendency now! edit: but imo Henry better than Gangrel! Henry saying 'Me Me Me' is better than Gangrel's face Edited July 17, 2015 by Quintessence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 That is true, and that is exactly what Gangrel is there for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) Gangrel actually totally destroys them, I don't think anyone else has the tools he does (other than Robin) to do so. Maybe Henry too. Edited July 17, 2015 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerosabers Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Stahl hax in a double luna with Yewfelle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 Stahl is targetting whom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerosabers Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Shit sorry, Leeroy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintessence Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Is Yewfelle pronounced U Fail? Or U Fell? I WANT SOME HAX AND RNG BULL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 edit: but imo Henry better than Gangrel! Henry saying 'Me Me Me' is better than Gangrel's face Gangrel actually totally destroys them, I don't think anyone else has the tools he does (other than Robin) to do so. Maybe Henry too. Hex, Tome Breaker, Lucky 7, +3 speed to double stuff, it's a pretty darn good set. Shit sorry, Leeroy LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS! Please live. But take damage. And exact vengeance. Is Yewfelle pronounced U Fail? Or U Fell? I WANT SOME HAX AND RNG BULL I say U-fell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerosabers Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Don't worry, he won't die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 TURN 2 VS Stahl @Yewfelle attacks Gangrel @Brave Axe! 31 damage, 93% hit, 0% crit (19) Stahl's LUNA activates! (41, 20) Gangrel takes 47 damage! (33/80) Stahl wishes he could double. Anon's turn. ANON ZERO GANGREL 33/80 STAHL 80/80 TIKI 80/80 MIRIEL 00/80 MIRIEL 80/80 CHROM 80/80 PRIAM 80/80 CONAN 80/80 COOKIE 80/80 AVERSA 80/80 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerosabers Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Derp, math failure. Gangrel too fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintessence Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) 4AS difference #NotGBA edit: also lol, +3 spd Edited July 17, 2015 by Quintessence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 well, it might not be horrible, if you didn't proc luna on the second attack he'd be left with a very dangerous 2HP with his vengeance powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerosabers Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I called on double luna, it would have been so if I passed 1st grade math. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) ...ohoh...I forgot Awakening takes 5 additional attack speed to double. Forty seven speed powa, hahah. Gangrel, if you would please murder that traitorous sorceress for daring to fight against you, with the Brave Axe again of course. Gangrel too fast Gotta go fast. I called on double luna, it would have been so if I passed 1st grade math. Or, more likely, remember you need 5 more Attack Speed and not 4 to double. And there's also a fair chance you'd only proc Luna once, in fact it's statistically most likely. Edited July 17, 2015 by AnonymousSpeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerosabers Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Quick dodge that 100% hit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Call upon the powers of Roy! edit: also lol, +3 spd That's Gangrel's speed modifier. The king of Plegia does no more than he needs to be fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerosabers Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Aversa stole Roy's power by seducing him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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