Yari Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Beowolf the mercenary who was there to gamble with Satan himself and Crowley the demon of good suits. This trio then went to Gallia and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Met Julius Caesar, who was in the area on a business trip. Caesar told them... OOC: you didn't specify which Gallia :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) that the first order of business was to get themselves completely hammered. Edited August 1, 2015 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yari Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 After a while they all started singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" they were heard by the god Apollo who said they... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemma Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Must return to the castle, as Woodrow Wilson had rallied a vast army and was planning on launching an assualt on the Beefymeister estate. But in a drunken stupor, Elrich decided to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 stop off at a nearby tattooist shop, and have "Lyndis X Hector 4 ever" tattooed on his left arse cheek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yari Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 He was then captured by Ashnard who after recovering from amnesua wanted to be a man again and then he then sent a voice mail to Beowolf that said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaldson0 Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) What happend to my old crappey units beowulf anserd... Edited August 2, 2015 by kaldson0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 They all got killed by Caesar, who is right now bursting through the door. All of a sudden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaldson0 Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 Hitler showed up with caesar he then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Combined his power with Stalin, Mussolini, Kim Jong Un, and Mao to form Captain Dictator, who then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaldson0 Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) Wrecked all his good units all including hector fe 13 avatar fe 9 ike fe6 karel sigurd julia julias the fire dragon zephial pent nino innes ephrim and eirika with an a support seth marcus and all of fe8 and fe7 as well as fe 13 and fe 14 all with their holy weapons if they one he then... Edited August 2, 2015 by kaldson0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Declared himself the gay lover of Woodrow Wilson for all eternity. The two summoned a Sharknado, to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yari Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Finally end the fanfic. But then Bart Simpson showed up with Nelson and they... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Fired a massive slingshot volley at the Sharknado, dispelling it. Sharks poured down on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yari Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Edward Cullen's head wich made him scream and then Spartacus appeared and he... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Got into a Panzer and attacked Caesar, who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yari Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Was taking a bath at the moment so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Summoned Calvin and Hobbes to fight Spartacus, who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yari Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Started a break dance contest and the person who winned would receive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerosabers Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 a head that is always screaming, and a trip to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm gay dabadeedabada Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 the greatest vacation spot of all time, Fanning Island, which is full of tiny little crawfish that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Shoot lasers out of their genitalia, which they have because Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tragonight Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 They've adapted to fending off the local apex predator, pegasi, murderous monsters that can only reproduce with their prey. The lasers are also capable of the long-range mass-reproduction that they need in order to survive the harsh nature of their environment, which has become increasingly dangerous, because of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yari Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 The krogans. Huge and strong aliens with human intelligence landed there to start their plan to conquer the Earth and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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