SEXIEST MALE LORD 2015 SURVEY

[Original Alear]

:O

orz

[FrostyFireMage]

Gonna say Holmes.

RD Ike only has muscles going for him, which are nice I suppose.

[ZemZem]

If I was a girl, I'd have Ephraim's babies.

[James Bond]

Roy

[CrimeanRoyalKnight]

:O

orz

O:

OTL

[Esme]

A lot of people voting for not Ephraim and are wrong, also who the fuck are like half these people

amendment: actually ike/hector/sigurd are respectable opinions also lmao at 15 for bear ike and 0 for twink ike

The correct term would be "hunk", my good friend Parrhesia.

He does not have any facial/body hair as far as we can tell and therefore cannot be a bear. Actual FE bears would be guys like Largo or Douglas.

[wponinw]

ok but if u didnt vote for marth u have bad taste just saying.....

[CrimeanRoyalKnight]

Honestly, very few of the choices in this poll are symptom of bad taste, IMO.

[Comet]

why is marth in the poll?

[CrimeanRoyalKnight]

why is marth in the poll?

Because legs are just for show.

[Parrhesia]

The correct term would be "hunk", my good friend Parrhesia.

He does not have any facial/body hair as far as we can tell and therefore cannot be a bear. Actual FE bears would be guys like Largo or Douglas.

This is true - thank you for the correction.

What single-word generalisation would be accurate?

also i guess fe14 must have like a million main characters or sth judging by the amount of names I don't know

Edited September 23, 2015 by Parrhesia

[ENS]

Sigurd not being the undisputed winner is blatantly a lie.

[Radiant head]

Times sure have changed. I still remember everyone making fun of RD Ike for being a "steroid abusing meathead."

Yeah, and I used to be one of those people. Somehow, constantly playing as RD Ike in Smash gave me a change of heart.

[Specta]

I am really disappointed at people who make haw haw haw he has to be on steroids comments about Ike

like damn y'all go to the gym and expose yourself to the world of fitness

muscular physiques are a thing people can have

(no knock at you, radiant head, just at people who still do this)

[Thor Odinson]

I mean if you want actually VERY buff people Hawkeye and Caineghis exists and are beautiful; Hawkeye is big enough to create shade for Hector, that's impressively large

Ike is just reasonably buff, like if you actually compare his arm to Chrom's arm in portraits, it's only slightly bigger bulkwise + more defined

[Original Alear]

Fargus also seems pretty buff.

[Ciarre]

i don't know if marx counts but damn i want a piece of that ass

[Rhesus]

I have to go with Ike because I am resigned to my bara fate

also, to the people that voted Chrom (or default Robin, for that matter): what's it like being sexually attracted to white bread

Edited October 3, 2015 by Rhesus

[peener weener]

generic male kamui is my prototypical husbando. longish silver hair twink looking ass anime boy. i blame evangelion lmao

[Ansem]

chrom has that ass tho

[Ansem]

if you prefer your men without them then maybe you should look into women

[peener weener]

wow

[Katie]

FE6 Hector for dat beard doe.

Edited October 8, 2015 by Matthewtheman

[ZemZem]

more votes for ephraim please