Esme Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 because then we'd have commercials like these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sylveonzoroark Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 me2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 but people are fucked up so wed have gardevoir porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twice Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 they are real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 5, 2015 Author Share Posted December 5, 2015 but people are fucked up so wed have gardevoir porn that already exists so it's not like anything would be different well, aside from Pokemon being real and all :u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Naut Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Real Pokemon = Magcargo apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughx Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) A Magcargo body temperature is at 9982°C... So the world would probably end when you have lots of them. Edited December 5, 2015 by Naughx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 isn't pokemon go on the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 i sing this in the shower from tokidoki to tokidoki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 that already exists so it's not like anything would be different well, aside from Pokemon being real and all :u exactly also they totally fuck up the theory of evolution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fengaridotdll Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 If they were real all the Gardevoirs creating black holes would have destroyed the solar system and Magcargos would have baked the planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex95 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Japanese commercials are weird Honestly, if you look deep into the Pokedex entries for most of the Pokemon, you'd probably rethink having them in reality. Nevertheless, I want a Pikachu. Or a Charizard. Whichever one can be created by gene-splicing first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'm pretty sure Japan already has commercials like those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 5, 2015 Author Share Posted December 5, 2015 exactly also they totally fuck up the theory of evolution I don't care if Darwin cries I WANT MUH POKAYS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fengaridotdll Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 We'd need to live on a planet that could survive black holes and temperatures the surface of the sun, and more Lucario and Gardevoir porn than there already is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 5, 2015 Author Share Posted December 5, 2015 We'd need to live on a planet that could survive black holes and temperatures the surface of the sun, and more Lucario and Gardevoir porn than there already is I don't trust those dex entries. Children write them up, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I don't trust those dex entries. Children write them up, after all.I thought the pokedexes were intelligent robots that spawn them after full scanning. Granted Magcargo's is hard to swallow since nobody is dying of skin cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leona Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 There's also surprisingly much Dragonair porn. And I thought I had safe search on. Although I did run into this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 also they totally fuck up the theory of evolution that's why it's called a """"theory"""" checkmate athiesst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 5, 2015 Author Share Posted December 5, 2015 that's why it's called a """"theory"""" checkmate athiesst #rekt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpent of Sheol Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'm not sure I want to live in a world where our garbage dumps are composed of living piles of trash that stare it you every time something gets thrown away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 because then we'd have commercials like these esme I love you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'm not sure I want to live in a world where our garbage dumps are composed of living piles of trash that stare it you every time something gets thrown away excuse you i'm right here shithead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 excuse you i'm right here shithead I think he's talking about your snapchat game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I think he's talking about your snapchat game. nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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