Hawkwing Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 (edited) To ask for a whopper. The proper way to stop a zombie outbreak is... Edited November 3, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 A vaccine for the zombie virus. Good luck giving the zombies shots and living to tell about it though... The proper way to play Pokemon Conquest is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 ... to play Samurai Warriors instead. The proper way to use paper is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Crumple it up and throw it at people. The proper way to play Rock Paper Scissors is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 ... to make up rules on the fly and confuse everyone so you can always win. The proper way to remove bread that's stuck in your toaster is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 With a crowbar. The proper way to use the Force is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 ... by being a complete Mary Sue like Rey from the new movies. The proper way to eat a salad is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 35 minutes ago, SMEDIA said: ... by being a complete Mary Sue like Rey from the new movies. Ooooh, ROASTED! 35 minutes ago, SMEDIA said: The proper way to eat a salad is... ... to hack it to pieces and feed it to your resident rodents.(I'm kidding. I actually like salad.) The proper way to understand maths is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Smell the color nine. Yeah. You can't understand math. The proper way to go on an adventure is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 To accidentally invite a wizard to tea. The proper way to save the world... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Depends on the "world" in question. The proper way to make mac and cheese is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 To find a guy named Mac and throw cheese on them. The proper way to perform a combo is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Change your name to Grasshopper and seek guidance from a master. The proper way to cook an eggplant is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 not to bother; eggplant sucks. The proper way to find someone that has the new Smash Bros is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 (edited) ... to be as annoying as possible about it. You go around and ask everyone if they have the new Smash Bros. game and you also hang a sign above your head that has a neon arrow pointing at you and - with blinking, bright-as-hell neon letters that could potentially blind someone - says: "I have the new Smash Bros. game." The proper way to be important to someone is... Edited November 5, 2018 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 To sacrifice your life for them. The proper way to throw a boomerang and have it come back is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Throw it at a person who you think will throw it back in anger. The proper way to steal from the shop in Zelda: Link’s Awakening is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 To kill the owner beforehand. The proper way to unlock Reptile in the original Mortal Kombat is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Act like Steve Irwin and say "crikey" all the time. He will unlock himself. The proper way to use an emulator is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 To steal the console and buy the game for free. The proper way to become Batman is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 to inherit a lot of money first. And even then, you’ll need ninja training. The proper way to beat Death himself at a game of chess is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 ... to pretend that it's Yu-Gi-Oh and over-exaggerate every move you make.No I did not steal that joke from a funny video I found. The proper way to be good at fighting games is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 to look up combos online and practice them. The proper way to win something from eBay is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 ...to accidentally enter a contest you didn't know existed. The proper way to become an engineer is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Make a train out of cardboard boxes and sit in it and make train noises. The proper way to win at Smash is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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