Hawkwing Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 To add cat ears, tails, and whiskers, and call it a day. The proper way to predict if something will become a meme is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 To see if they show dead people on YouTube. The proper way to marry your Fire Emblem waifu/husbando is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Bring them to life! Somehow. Your choice whether you keep the technicolor hair or eyes. The proper way to greet new neighbors is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 ...to put trash in their yard. The proper way to throw your video game controller at a TV screen is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Break the TV in the process. The proper way to live dangerously is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Visit authoritarian countries and preach freedom. The proper way to prepare steak is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 cook it atop a Flameless ration heater, and if unsatisfied, chuck it in the microwave. The proper way to prepare a gourmet meal out of nothing but Army MREs is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 (edited) Alexa can do it. She's Dunban's wife in my headcanon/AU/ficverse. Won him over with food, and she's a military chef so of course she can come up with something. May even make it so good nobody knows it was a MRE. Yes she was kinda named after the Amazon thing. Also Reyn's wife is Gamma and their son is Ray, gamma rays. I'm so clever. The proper way to dispose of an old microwave is... Edited December 28, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Flush it down the toilet. If you cannot, then get a bigger toilet. The proper way to suck on pacifiers is... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 To swallow it whole. The proper way to make a movie is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 With a low budget so it's cringey and amazing at the same time. The proper way to heat up pop tarts is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 To the point they explode. The proper way to defend yourself against ninjas is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Penetrate them with tentacles. The proper way to give Cthulhu nightmares is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 To read it its own stories, but change every reference to Cthulhu with the name "Bob". The proper way to talk to fish is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Underwater so they can hear you. The proper way to make a modern Domino's pizza good is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 The proper way to make your neighbors move is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Do nothing, since the neighbors are already moving as the Earth is rotating. The proper way to give yourself hiccups is to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Scare yourself. The proper way to translate Dog is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Listen to its bark and watch its body language. The proper way to bite your finger nails is to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Bite your toenails too. The proper way to eat pizza is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Fold it in half like a taco. The proper way to go commando is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Wear elastic waist jeans so that you don't end up getting your junk caught in a zipper. The proper way to make an author update that one fanfiction story you've been waiting for years to be updated with a new chapter is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Black mail them with fan letter in a dark envelope. The proper way to poo in the loo is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 (edited) Spoiler MODEDIT: nah. Spoilered because it's gross. You have been warned. The proper way to teach a cat to high five is... Â Edited January 15, 2019 by Integrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Tickle their belly, and when they paw at your to stop, you high five their paw. The proper way to achieve immortality is... 55 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Spoilered because it's gross. You have been warned. It is not that gross. In fact, it has whet my appetite for chocolate and lemonade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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