DragonFlames Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 ... to pretend like they're sheep and get a dog or two to do it for you. Only to then wonder why the cats are constantly on the run and the dogs don't seem to have any interest in keeping them safe from unwanted dangers. The proper way to pet a dog is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 With your face. The proper way to reload a shotgun is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Stuff marshmallows down the barrel. The proper way to celebrate your birthday is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 ... by doing what you want to do the whole day and not playing bartender/hotel for other people, when they are the ones who should be doing stuff for you, not the other way around. The proper way to keep your happy memories is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Taking a video of them. ALL of them. No matter what the subject is. Good luck keeping privacy... The proper way to do a JoJo pose is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 ... to have no idea what JoJo is about, do a random, over-the-top pose and spout a random quote you read somewhere on the internet that has nothing to do with the pose you're doing and may not even be a JoJo quote in the first place. The proper way to ignore intrusive Anime memes is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Put cotton in your ears and chant "I can't hear you!" The proper way to operate a cannon is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 ... to climb inside it and wait until it goes off. The proper way to fix your toilet is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 To put on a hat with the first letter of your name on it and some colorful trousers, and jump into the sewers. Those turtles will need another lesson not to mess with the piping! Alternatively, find and use a tree. ... The proper way to do parkour in a playground is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 ... jump on and over the children's heads. Their parents will never know *evil snicker* The proper way to vanish without a trace is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 To be an edgy myrmidon in Fire Emblem (or Kellam). The proper way to make a makeshift trampoline is...  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) 1. Put it together 2. Not put 16 chickens on it or a dog and a chicken. Or a dog. Or any combination of dogs and chickens. 3. Enjoy your chicken free trampoline. The proper way to ruin this thread is... Edited April 30, 2019 by Mad-manakete enter key hits happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Post porn and get it locked. The proper way to watch Youtube videos is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 ... standing upside down, facing away from the screen, but putting the volume of your computer to max. The proper way to give advice to new players of a game is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 ....give them really bad advice that will force them to play more skillfully to compensate for the self-imposed handicap. The proper way to lie to a young child's face is to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 ... tell them something exists that actually doesn't. Works everytime. *coughSantaClausecough* The proper way to eat milk is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Via dissection of a cow. The proper way to play with Army Men is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Firecrackers and duct tape. The proper way to become a superhero is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub Zero Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 (edited) To wear a cape and try to do an Arthur impression and obsess over justice The proper way to dance is... Edited May 7, 2019 by ~ Yuri ~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Naked. The proper way to go to the grocery store is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 To steal the shopping carts and ride on them throughout the store. The proper way to become a faster typer is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 To use not only your fingers and toes, but your ears, nose, lips and tongue as well! Though I figure it'd look something like this: asheflirfaw<soylsg,fAW<SYDVOQW0AÖ<ARW<ẞFW#<sdvy+<SGÖVHYSÄVUWÖ<v Yeah, scratch that idea, maybe. The proper way to set up a TV set is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 ... punch it until it works. The proper way to park a car is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 ... to ram into every other car in the parking lot, pushing them away, so you can claim all the space for yourself. The proper way to dive in a swimming pool is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Wear so many flotation devices you look like the Michelin man so you hit the water and don't even go under. The proper way to pay bills is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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