uguu Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I'll join so long as I am fed often!!! Food and sleep is required for me to operate at optimal power. Faiya joins the Hika Force! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
鳴美 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I r shiny rok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 OOGLY BUDDY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 things involving hika are usually epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Noremac joins the Hika Force! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I r shiny rok *Throws shiny rock at Wist* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSu Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I found this list on Facebook. given the recent discussion about men and relationships, thought this would be appropriate. The key point here is that guys find this list *very* funny. 1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that. 2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up. 4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care. 5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement. 6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies. 7. if you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition. 8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can." 9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames. 10. play with her hair. play with it HARD. 11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls? 14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball. 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about. 21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated. 22. Titty twisters and plenty of them. 23. if you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious. 24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. girls actually don't like this one that much but i think it's funny. 26. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youre going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now dont call. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSu Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 (edited) BUT DOUBLE TOPICS!?!!? Madness. I don't even know what the hell happened there... Edited October 13, 2008 by フアイヤ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 *Throws shiny rock at Wist* intercepts rock with forehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 things involving hika are usually epic. Does that mean that Magey Sage joins the Hika Force? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 A moment of silence please... Not long ago my mother was going to have a baby. Then yesterday she called and was about to cry and mentioned something about someone in the hospital... Well at the time I didn't hear. The tv was on and I missed the words. She calls again today and was talking about how God (sorry to all who may not even believe in this stuff) maybe had a good reason for her not to have the baby... Then I realized... She was talking about hte baby and yesterday she said she was at the hospital... The baby died! That's why she was really really sad... I'm really shocked about this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 DO A BARREL ROLL BTW you double topic posted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 CONGRATS 2 FUCKING CLONE TOPICS *ill read it when im done brawling tim and peter* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 DO A BARREL ROLLBTW you double topic posted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Which one to read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I shall take this moment of silence for your mother's loss. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 (edited) Well that sucks I think Edited October 13, 2008 by Marth117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 things involving hika are usually epic. ... Well... I won't disagree with that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzaku Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshineYON Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 That's so sad. I'm sorry that I can't think of anything else to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Still birth/miscarriage? Sorry for you/your mother's loss No need to apologize for your religion, by the way. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSu Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Coming from you? This means nothing. Besides, this list is TOTALLY the best way to win over a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I shall take this moment of silence for your mother's loss.... Hmmm....That sucks Freohr...*Hugs* Time for my moment of silence. .... (On a sidenote, the first person I see acting like an asshole here*Aka RickRolls, jokes, anything* I will kill you personally) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzaku Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Well, that sad TURN YOUR TV DOWN!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Well, that sad TURN YOUR TV DOWN!!!! I fucking warned you about that!! Was that comment neccessary?! *Grabs by the hair and chokes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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