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God or demon?

It's time for me to choose my path

The power of my God Hand

No evil doer will get past

Hand to hand or fist to fist

Kick your nuts or twist your wrist

God power keeps my pimp hand strong

So trust me all you won't last very long

Dragon Kick your ass into the Milky Way! (Milky Way!)

Don't act like you don't like the Ball Buster! (Ball Buster!)

My arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm

I'll summon up the powers of the God Hand!

I lost a limb in a fight

But don't worry babe I'll be cool

The ultimate power of a God is now my secret tool

My defences are impregnable

My style is impetuous

If it's too much I'll grovel at your feet

I beg for mercy when I feel the heat

Jaw dropping attacks from my Roulette Wheel! (Roulette Wheel!)

Apocalyptic beat-downs from the God Hand! (God Hand!)

My arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm

I'll summon up the powers of the God Hand!

Everybody wants a piece

Who's next? Don't be a fool

Hyperactive fighting styles

So slick they will make you drool

The God Hand helps me work out my stress

It's overpowering I must confess

The only person who it doesn't work on

Is the girl who got me into this

Olivia

Slicing through thugs with my Shockwave! (Shockwave!)

More beheadings than a guillotine, Headslicer! (Headslicer!)

My arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm

I'll summon up the powers of the God Hand!!!

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Guy walks intae a bar, see.

He orders a beer, and walks out of the bar.

He gets smashed in the face by a Hummer.

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The landlord thinks better of saying some stupid pun, for fear of being ridiculed for life.

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