Junkhead Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 soldiers =/= Civilians. Try the guys in the swamp in 1-8. Them. That's basically what we are. Do you really think anyone here on this site is even in the same league as base Fiona or Wendy? Okay, maybe in the same league as them, but anybody else in the games? Keep dreaming. Hey I'm not a nerdy, lard-ass kid you know. I actually have physical training. And no, I'm not talking about baseball or soccer either. >8[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 soldiers =/= Civilians. Try the guys in the swamp in 1-8. Them. That's basically what we are. Do you really think anyone here on this site is even in the same league as base Fiona or Wendy? Okay, maybe in the same league as them, but anybody else in the games? Keep dreaming. hey, i am incredibly thin so i think i can dodge attacks well enough. I've done fencing so i know some swordplay I can swing anything under 5 lbs VERY quickly so a (Wood handled, lightweight blade material) rapier in my hands would be DEADLY. and remember, IRL, a single stab to the forehead, chest, neck, or a slash across the neck is an insta-kill. I can aim very well. I think i can take out any unarmored units in a fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 soldiers =/= Civilians. Try the guys in the swamp in 1-8. Them. That's basically what we are. Do you really think anyone here on this site is even in the same league as base Fiona or Wendy? Okay, maybe in the same league as them, but anybody else in the games? Keep dreaming. I'm in the same league as Black Knight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 What has Narga done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 hey, i am incredibly thin so i think i can dodge attacks well enough. I've done fencing so i know some swordplay I can swing anything under 5 lbs VERY quickly so a (Wood handled, lightweight blade material) rapier in my hands would be DEADLY. and remember, IRL, a single stab to the forehead, chest, neck, or a slash across the neck is an insta-kill. I can aim very well. I think i can take out any unarmored units in a fight. Gotta get there. Are you ninja-like for getting in uncaught? As soon as she sees you, Thani-bomb. You think a stab or slash in the right spot can kill? What do you think a magic spell like that does in the real world? I'm thinking disintegration or something. If she sees you, you die. Have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 That would be cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Gotta get there. Are you ninja-like for getting in uncaught? As soon as she sees you, Thani-bomb. You think a stab or slash in the right spot can kill? What do you think a magic spell like that does in the real world? I'm thinking disintegration or something. If she sees you, you die. Have fun. This is the truth. Look at the fucking size of that thing, and it's pretty damn accurate. Dodging it is not an option. I just would convince her that it's futile and that she just isn't in my intellectual echelon. Then I would abuse her emotional weakness for sexual gratification. That's how a Defeatist Elitist does things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 This is the truth. Look at the fucking size of that thing, and it's pretty damn accurate. Dodging it is not an option. I just would convince her that it's futile and that she just isn't in my intellectual echelon. Then I would abuse her emotional weakness for sexual gratification. That's how a Defeatist Elitist does things. I'll go Online Gamer on you. >8[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Hey I'm not a nerdy, lard-ass kid you know. I actually have physical training. And no, I'm not talking about baseball or soccer either. >8[ Steroids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Steroids. dat_ass.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Oh it's fucking Nishi, no wonder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Hahaha, don't tell me you've noticed this now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 What has Narga done? huh? I don't get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I'm in the same league as Black Knight. now back that statement up. any training in weaponry or martial arts? How much can you lift/bench? also, If magic was IRL, dodging/blocking LIGHT based magic would be easy. All you need is a mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 huh? I don't get. Well, everyone wants to prove they aren't as weak as Wendy, but as strong as the BK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 now back that statement up. any training in weaponry or martial arts? How much can you lift/bench? also, If magic was IRL, dodging/blocking LIGHT based magic would be easy. All you need is a mirror. Right. Keep telling yourself that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Everyone's a tough guy up in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Meh Micaiah. Jill is hotter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Narga, you seem really serious sometimes. Like more serious than you rightfully should be on a forum populated by little kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Everyone's a tough guy up in here. This, exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Right. Keep telling yourself that. I'm just being technical. Mirrors Reflect Light. Mirrors will block light magic. Rubber Blocks Electricity Water puts out fire... Light brightens darkness. now...what do do for wind.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Narga, you seem really serious sometimes. Like more serious than you rightfully should be on a forum populated by little kids. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 now...what do do for wind.... Cover with a shield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 This thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 This thread... ...sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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