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Still, it would be nice to be able to sleep...

Before you plan to go to bed, exercise, read, or do something that physically tires you. When you're tired, just "hit the hay", and you'd be surprised how long you can sleep.

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What you need is motivation to not procrastinate. I suggest building a time machine and traveling into the past to pretend you are a Jew in a Hitler-controlled Germany as to see the horrors and reality of life, thus, providing you new motivation to live.

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Doctor, what is the best way to tell Dorothy I do not love her and I was only using her for sex?

"I'm sorry Dorothy. I'm joining the army. I don't think I'll ever see you again. Bye!"

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"I'm sorry Dorothy. I'm joining the army. I don't think I'll ever see you again. Bye!"

Um, we enlisted in the same army. This isn't good.

What do you think about a man who's willing to kill Roy to become General of his army?

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Um, we enlisted in the same army. This isn't good.

What do you think about a man who's willing to kill Roy to become General of his army?

I think that man has better things to do than take over a 15-year old's army.

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That depends on the woman. There are two general categories:

hookers and not hookers

Which one are you trying to please?

not hookers

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Just be yourselves. Treat the mods like another member. Only when they tell you to do something, you will do it. If that makes sense.

This generally works for me. Someone who is obviously timid around mods reaks of mischief.

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