Breezy Kanzaki Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 [7/18/2016 10:36:28 PM] Bree: in case it's not obvious I have a vendetta against Pokemon Glazed So what better way to deal with this than to beat this damn thing and force people who want to read this to suffer through it with me! In case you don't know anything about Pokemon Glazed; oh boy are you in for something If you do; Please don't spoil anything I most likely have very strong opinions on the act in question and you know I will voice them Anyway... [spoiler=IN THE BEGINNING] In case it wasn't obvious the creator of this hack loves Quilava For the record Mew has like nothing to do with this plot I dunno It's the word 'donut' backwords and the game is called Glazed That pretty much shows the quality of this hack right there Tree name?Professor?Pokemon hack checks out. ZOMG GAIZ GEN 4 POKEMON ARE HERE so yeah there are Gen 4/5 Pokemon in this hack Fun This is literally ugly Like The only option Shout out to the 3 of you who get this Which is literally impossible unless you are one of the three mentioned above This isn't your normal everyday starting location this is Advanced starting location Good thing we have context for this right? This dialogue is very yeah Case in point AND THE CHARACTER TALKS that's it guys pack it up I'm leaving Because that makes sense??? I have a feeling that will annoy me later on And then ??? died of a heart attack Having a dad in non-R/S/E Pokemon is sacrilege Having parents in a Pokemon game actually do something is sacrilege Oh wow I am so honored I mainly took this for inside jokes No I got it whenever the fuck Pokemon Go came out Wow!! at least there is variety ANYWAY, time for STARTER OPINIONS Turtwig: Probably one of the best to pick. good typing and such Chimchar: Literally gets shit on in gyms 2 and 3 and Gym 3 is such BS when we get there so good luck Piplup: Literally never pick this you get a much better water type soon I don't care how big a boner you get for penguins Shinx: Kinda bad for the first 2 gyms but helps a lot during gym 3 so if you want to Riolu: I dunno I've never used Riolu in this so I have no idea how well it works So let's try it out and see how we go I think that was the guy's name in the Lucario movie?? ummm..... So I'm not able to actually and accurately work on my jouney? Sounds like Pokemon Go I'm glad this is like the old days where we name people after their occupation Woo? ruckus is a great word Great Grammar Gandalfchu See I appreciate this hack for making Pikachu a dick but I also don't because this Pikachu is annoying af When will I win? Translation: "Fuck you" (probably) !!! Fun fact we have the R/S/E Groudon/Kyogre music whenever we fight this I don't get it either This battle went as expected we kicked it's ass When your parents are actually useful get it? because shoes are like gloves for your feet Actually fucking useful item!! Please do [spoiler=NEXT TIME!] Wake me up inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Fair Warning: This hack is long. Three regions, several rivals, villains that have bullshit plot powers and stupid persistence, and *cringe* Whitney in one of the Elite 4s (read: one of at least 2 Elite 4s). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Sen Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 (edited) AND THE CHARACTER TALKS that's it guys pack it up I'm leaving It could be worse. The last hack I saw with a protagonist that talked was Pokemon Quartz. Because that makes sense??? So it's Sliders, basically. Fair Warning: This hack is long. Three regions, several rivals, villains that have bullshit plot powers and stupid persistence, and *cringe* Whitney in one of the Elite 4s (read: one of at least 2 Elite 4s). Oh boy, this hack is going to be magical, isn't it? Edited July 19, 2016 by AzureSen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I remember I tried to play this all the way through over a year ago. I got bored. Be the Nostalgia Critic of Pokemon hacks, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 (edited) I like how Pokemon GO's professor is literally named the same thing as this hack's. It's probably a coincidence, though. Also, didn't this win hack of the year 2015? I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, given what a giant hugbox Pokecommunity is. Granted, this hack doesn't seem too bad so far, but I'm sure it will get worse. Edited July 20, 2016 by Matthewtheman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted July 20, 2016 Author Share Posted July 20, 2016 Trust me everyone this hack gets much worse both in terms of writing and balance Just you wait Anyway... [spoiler=On a journey] Fun fact the images for this update were all out of order what fun!! Why are my completely useless Rival senses tingling? Hey you. Pikachu? no By that I mean I royally kicked it's ass No one I exist only to suffer through this hack ALL CAPS That's what I hate about Pokemon games honestly How about no? Cyndaquil is adorable though Ha. His hair matches his Pokemon. Funny Sadly not as broken as Corn's counter in Sm4sh ;__; Can our next inevitable rival say jeepers? Please Creative naming/10 ANYWAY Wild Pokemon I saw here include.... Shin's favorite Pokemon Actually useful because Fly is required later on so if you want something good We made it Okay that's fine I don't have to keep playing this if that's the case No I'm not I know another thing that's shiny and red... I also know a thing used to trap things/people inside it... Hmmmm... We need to give this area name back to dat dere Kirby How fun Completely relevant dialogue Gee they just look like the not evil people don't they? ??? 2: Electric Fuck this Hack Wow this guy is so OP I hope we never have to fight him! Wow this guy has a Darkrai I hope we never have to fight him! The communist party? National Honor Society? TSM? What are you??? Oh looks like we'll have to fight an actual Legendary Pokemon when we get to the E4 Wow Neither is this hack Escort missions were always a pain in the ass in Mystery Dungeon Yay less plot for me! yeah adults are gross and stupid Weee? Step in it and a random Pokemon you have gets poisoned Fun ANYWAY before we end this update WILD POKEMON!! Snek He's cool Kinda gets shit on by Gym 2 (same with Ekans) but Gym 2 doesn't really matter This thing would be useful/helpful for Gym 3 honestly MFW I almost lose to a wild Shroomish [spoiler=NEXT TIME] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Bloody hell, the Pokecom was stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Oh, I remember this. Poison grass sounds like it should be in a Kaizo Pokémon game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I like how Pokemon GO's professor is literally named the same thing as this hack's. It's probably a coincidence, though. Also, didn't this win hack of the year 2015? I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, given what a giant hugbox Pokecommunity is. Granted, this hack doesn't seem too bad so far, but I'm sure it will get worse. Looking it up, it appears it was actually HOTY 2014 that it won. Still, the (lack of) quality in some of the hacks that've won HOTY has made it hard to take seriously as an award. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Oh joy more Glazed. Watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirmola Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 FOr a second there I thought you were playing sweet version. (the one where all the pokemon are pastries and they replace the entire type chart with a flavor chart.) I heard that one's pretty good and have been looking for an LP of it for a while. I'll still be watching this, though. It'll be nice to have an LP to read in between updates on the Dakota and integrity threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted July 21, 2016 Author Share Posted July 21, 2016 Yay let's just get the rest of this area done with so we can move on [spoiler=wat r u doing] My milkshake brings all the guys to the plot and they're like, what the fuck this game makes no sense save me Wow this will come in so handy! (hint it won't because Save States) With the largest pool of Bug type Pokemon aka Caterpie and Weedle Thank god for gen 3 mechanics where if I don't have 2 Pokemon this isn't a double battle Luckily like the idiot I am I get to do a back to back fight Please no Wow what a useful move .____. why the fuck did this one Bug Catcher get a Skorupi?? like hahahahahaha it actually worked yay plot sounds like your problem tbh he literally looks like he's looking at the ruins like our good friend Inventor wants to??? Where is the suspicion here? What a saying that is. I need a hero. Maybe a completely broken Pokemon coming up soon? Nah And then we just let him go Good and proper when did this hack become British It's literally been this weather for the entirety I've been here it's not just now getting nasty no No NO Hack of the Year 2014 everyone confusing 'where' and 'were' for fucks sake ! for the love of something I dunno And he has a name now wooo will I ever know why this happens to me? My gut says yes but it will make 0 sense MUD KIP MUD KIP I feel like that won't happen Yay? This makes like no sense as we learn later on in this 'plot' For the record the first gym is Electric The second is Ground So that basically means this thing is an auto-spot on ANY TEAM And also why picking Piplup is fucking stupid So basically yes [spoiler=I have no life] Wow what a surprise And we still have no answers I'm not too sure that's how it works See this guy? Fuck this guy. Luckily Mudkip is a boss and tanked enough for this to happen [spoiler=NEXT TIME] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Great Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 So, basically, you get teleported between universes to find a Mudkip. GG, game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Has there ever been a hack of the year that was actually good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Has there ever been a hack of the year that was actually good? If Vega has won any awards. Even by critics of ROM hacks, Vega is considered one of the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 If Vega has won any awards. Even by critics of ROM hacks, Vega is considered one of the best. Looking it up, it does seem to be highly acclaimed. However, it hasn't won any awards on PC yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Looking it up, it does seem to be highly acclaimed. However, it hasn't won any awards on PC yet. I guess that PokeCommunity lacks taste, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I guess that PokeCommunity lacks taste, then. It only got a thread on PokeCommunity this year. Hopefully they'll vote it for HOTY 2016. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Has there ever been a hack of the year that was actually good? Don't know if it was HOTY, but Light Platinum is pretty good. It's story is shit, but it's not pretentious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Don't know if it was HOTY, but Light Platinum is pretty good. It's story is shit, but it's not pretentious. It was HOTY 2012. I've heard Light Platinum is very easy to break, but I suppose that's better than a lot of Pokemon hacks where they make them overly difficult with ridiculously steep level curves requiring you to grind your Pokemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirmola Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I just Compiled A HOTY list. I've only heard of some of these. I'd be interested to hear of peoples experiences with them. I should note that this only includes full hacks. Smaller hacks get "sideshow showcase hack of the year", and some of those are quite good. 2015:pokemon gaia- Never heard of this one, but it is only around 3/4 finished right now 2014:Pokemon glazed-See the rest of this thread. 2013:Pokemon Liquid crystal- This is a complete remake of pokemon crystal using pokemon fire red (plus he orange islands from the anime, but that part is not complete yet). It looks impressive, although i have not played it. 2012: Pokemon Light platinum- I played around a third of this, and its decent. Not too inspired, and there are some miner glitches (don't use fast forward untill you get the running shoes, and some item balls reappear). THe level curve is decent though. All in all, it feels somewhat worse than a main series pokemon game, but still pretty decent. It also has nothing to do with platinum 2011: Ruby Destiny: life of guardians- I heard that this one is really bad. I haven't played it, though. See this thread of the nuzlock forum: http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/topic/8720347/1/ 2010: Pokemon Sienna- Havn't heard about it, although it appears to have been discontinued 2009: Pokemon Azure Horizions- Same deal as sienna. 2008: rijon adventures- The sequal to pokemon brown and prism. Don't know anything about this one, though. 2007: Pokemon prism- THe sequal to pokemon brown. I seem to remember hearing this was good, but don't know anything else about it. I should note the some of the hacks that won secondary prizes (like pokemon dark rising) are piles of vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Yeah, Light Platinum seems to be one of the few that deserve to be on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirmola Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 (edited) Yeah, Light Platinum seems to be one of the few that deserve to be on there. ONe thing that surprised me when i made that list was that i only have any real idea about 2 of the games on it (3 if you count glazed now that this thread exists). I thought i remembered dark rising (which, i actualy attempted to play, and is, as mentioned above, a pile of vomit) actualy winning HOTY. This does not appear to have been the case(thank god), but now i will have to hunt down info on the other 6 for comparison's sake. ANyone know any good screenshot LPs of them or anything? I should note that HOTY is given out by a panel of judges and not by vote, and my impression was that the actual community was even more of a hugbox than the HOTY winners might suggest. Edited July 22, 2016 by sirmola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted July 22, 2016 Author Share Posted July 22, 2016 I'd say this thing got HOTY simply for actually being finished 'cause the balance is absolute shit in this but we'll get there [spoiler=It's Electric: Part 1] I like playing up to certain checkpoints because I can get more than 1 updated played and take a day off from this game ...Fuck we're coming up to that part Let me guess Something happened Well guess we have to go there Power Plant feat. Lavender Town music? also WILD POKEMON ...won't be much help because second gym is Ground but will help at the 3rd so let's check them out Swagnemite is pretty cool Evolves with a Thunderstone in this hack because easy? Peer pressure is bad kids No you're a piece of shit and should feel bad Kappa .____. >_____> Why would you ever want to use this? Especially after our close encounter with it's kind okay the rest of the hack I just shit on because I can but this is legit fucking creepy and belongs in Pokemon Reborn what the fuck? Oh boy Round of applause for this guy I think he's such a badass Also since Zoura's ability doesn't exist it gets Intimigr8 And Transform So I guess it's cool hahahahahaha Oh no.... Because a Pikachu is totally intelligent enough to do that right Yay Let me guess I have to fight the Pikachu How fun and boring Click Why the fuck couldn't our friend Sparky do this?? Like really When did I ever do this? you were the one blocking the road You literally didn't have to leave that fucking route at all after I beat you Like?? That's not how shit works TBH this shit looks awesome but it's still for the Shitachu so it doesn't count Level 15 welp Yeah I'm fucked I have 2 Pokemon and both get shit on by TUNDABOLTU Hey look more Wild Pokemon I like Electrike So might as well I had no fucking idea for a name Oh hey Porygon is super cool maybe I can- Fuck Yaaaaaaay okay we win ROUND 2 FIGHT #getshiton I love how he's surprised that happened See this Elekid?It's actually good to catch Why? It has fucking Thunderpunch. [spoiler=NEXT TIME] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 If you haven't noticed, Speakachu is going to be one of your rivals in the beginning part of this hack. He is a Pikachu that is rather strong and carries an illogical vendetta against you because reasons. Sparky will now be hella easy unless he has a grass move as coverage... which he might. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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