Captain Karnage Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) HELLO MEMBERES OF SERENES TODAY I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT ANOTHER CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!! I'M HERE TO TELL YOU TO GO OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR CTHULHU WHY VOTE FOR THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS WHEN YOU COULD VOTE FOR THE GREATEST OF ALL EVILS!!! Edited October 6, 2016 by Captain Karnage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted October 6, 2016 Author Share Posted October 6, 2016 OUR CAMPAIN AD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Does Cthulhu embrace a Monarchist platform? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughx Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) Does Cthulhu embrace a Monarchist platform? Cthulhu is the absolute master of the seas, lands and skies. No constitution, only grandmaster Cthulhu. Mini-Chtulhu will be the new king after 3 thousands of years. (Even evil overlords must take breaks) Long live to king Cthulhu. Edited October 6, 2016 by Naughx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Masters Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Cthulhu is the absolute master of the seas, lands and skies. No constitution, only grandmaster Cthulhu. Mini-Chtulhu will be the new king after 3 thousands of years. (Even evil overlords must take breaks) Long live to king Cthulhu. Just so long as its hereditary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 how will he make my life better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) The "greatest of all evils"? Yeah, sure. Cthulhu is basically the Pikachu of Lovecraftian horrors. It might be the face of the franchise but at the end of the day a Dragonite is easily going to tear his little yellow head of. I mean, Cthulhu once got run over by a boat for crying out loud. Trump's hair is properly a bigger eldritch horror then he is. And unlike Cthuluh, that hair is 100% American. Edited October 6, 2016 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Masters Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 The "greatest of all evils"? Yeah, sure. Cthulhu is basically the Pikachu of Lovecraftian horrors. It might be the face of the franchise but at the end of the day a Dragonite is easily going to tear his little yellow head of. I mean, Cthulhu once got run over by a boat for crying out loud. Trump's hair is properly a bigger eldritch horror then he is. And unlike Cthuluh, that hair is 100% American. Man, you sure must be fun at parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I'd rather endorse Godzilla. Not as evil, has the planet's interest at heart, is a family man, and is against military brutality. Sure, he has issues within his own party, but we can forgive that, can't we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) Man, you sure must be fun at parties Yeah, I suppose making jokes about Trump's hair isn't very original. But i think they can still work if you wait until the guests had a few beers. I'd rather endorse Godzilla. Not as evil, has the planet's interest at heart, is a family man, and is against military brutality. Sure, he has issues within his own party, but we can forgive that, can't we? He's not a natural born citizen, though. Edited October 6, 2016 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 He's not a natural born citizen, though. Cthulhu isn't even from this planet. Godzilla is at least from Earth, so +1 for the Birthers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Man, you sure must be fun at parties I mean you're being sarcastic and yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) Cthulhu isn't even from this planet. Godzilla is at least from Earth, so +1 for the Birthers. Between the two, sure Godzilla is the better pick. But I can't say that I am particulary enthusastic about having a radioactive lizard in the White House. I mean, that's one heck of an health hazard during tours. Edited October 6, 2016 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Between the two, sure Godzilla is the better pick. But I can't say that I am particulary enthusastic about having a radioactive lizard in the White House. I mean, that's one heck of an health hazard during tours. As long as he keeps his heart healthy and his temper under control, that shouldn't be an issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 how will he make my life betterhe won't make your life worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 The "greatest of all evils"? Yeah, sure. Cthulhu is basically the Pikachu of Lovecraftian horrors. It might be the face of the franchise but at the end of the day a Dragonite is easily going to tear his little yellow head of. I mean, Cthulhu once got run over by a boat for crying out loud. Trump's hair is properly a bigger eldritch horror then he is. And unlike Cthuluh, that hair is 100% American.So who would you throw your hat in the ring for instead? Yog-Sothoth? Nyarlathotep? Both of them were foiled pretty embarrassingly a time or two as well, IIRC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 how will he make my life better You will, according to the honorable Mr. Naughx, be under a monarchy, automatically making your life better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 The "greatest of all evils"? Yeah, sure. Cthulhu is basically the Pikachu of Lovecraftian horrors. It might be the face of the franchise but at the end of the day a Dragonite is easily going to tear his little yellow head of. I mean, Cthulhu once got run over by a boat for crying out loud. Trump's hair is properly a bigger eldritch horror then he is. And unlike Cthuluh, that hair is 100% American. You are completely correct. Azathoth should be president, not Cthulu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 You will, according to the honorable Mr. Naughx, be under a monarchy, automatically making your life better. but what about stuff i care about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Does Cthulhu embrace a Monarchist platform? he's evil, not stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 he's evil, not stupid nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted October 7, 2016 Author Share Posted October 7, 2016 (edited) Does Cthulhu embrace a Monarchist platform? CTHULHU EMBRACES A TOTALITARIAN RULE You are completely correct. Azathoth should be president, not Cthulu. Mr. Azathoth is his VP AND FOR THOSE WHO WERE WONDERING MR. YOG-SOTHOTH WILL BE OUR NEW SECRATARY OF STATE AS HIS CAMPAIN MANAGER PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS UNLESS IT INVOLVES THOSE EMAILS OR MR. CTHULHU'S TAX RETURNS Edited October 7, 2016 by Captain Karnage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 [spoiler=attorney general?] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 that woman looks pretty gnarly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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